"M-Master, are you going to abandon Boo already?" Boo looked up at Varian with its big eyes and blinked with tears threatening to spill out.
"Yeah, I'm abandoning you. Good luck finding another daddy." Varian knocked on its head and waved his hand.
"W-Wait, time out! Time out! This is supposed to be the part where Master has to say something touching!" Boo called out in a panic.
"Touching?" Varian turned around and looked at Boo with a puzzled expression.
"Yes, yes! That's what happens in all partings." Boo nodded vigorously.
"Alright," Varian rubbed his chin and contemplated.
Boo's eyes glowed with expectations.
"You cannot be replaced, Boo. Ever!"
"M-Master!" Boo looked at Varian with teary eyes.
"I mean, even if I go to your manufacturer, they won't give me a replacement. Apparently, they stopped your model already."