章節 24: Isekai [#9]
-Flashback, Yoichi's brief meeting with Two Gods-
"We finally met, my chosen." A deep, hoarse voice echoed inside his head, making Yoichi wince and open his eyes just to see a giant, at least 10 feet tall green skinned individual with six horns and three eyes looking down at him, the man had a wide grin on his face as he kneeled down, so he is definitely taller than 10 feet. "I'm here too y'know? We finally met, my new obsession... I'm slowly getting more and more interested in you." It did not take long till he understood he was dreaming, and they were both the gods Orksha and Gnarl, the God of Orcs and the God of Gnolls, they gave him their blessing which allowed them to visit him in a dream, and they are doing this right now.
"Huh. It's nice to meet you." Yoichi answered casually, meeting Gods wasn't a good experience for him y'know, being cursed and all of that stuff... "So, now that we met, can we discuss some things...? Mostly about my future and the future of your races and all races among the Cursed Lands. I'll tell you now, i want to gather them, all of them, in a safe place. Can you help me with that?" Both gods seemed surprised to hear Yoichi speak in such a casual manner, normally when they meet mortals, the squishy little and weaker versions of themselves just tend to... I don't know, panic? No, they tend to just bow down to the soil and adore them, worship the very fact that they were granted the privilege of being upon their presence... And Yoichi just acted like it was nothing, it was, sincerely, comforting. Watching mortals just exaggeratedly try to coo them into giving their blessings to them, beg, cry, and even offer to cause genocide upon the human race, gets overwhelming or at least boring.
But now they are being treated like they were simple mortals, its refreshing.
"Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll of course help you! I even have an idea already." Orksha said, completely excited, his tusks glistened with- Where the fuck does this light comes from!? Gnarl smiles, no, he grins. Gnarl looks like a ragged werewolf, with black fur and a scar on his left eye that kept closed... He also had three tails, all moving independently from one another, oh he just noticed that Orksha has six arms as well, cool! While both of them are 10 feet tall at least, he is just his humble 5 feet! "Oh yeah, what idea did you have?" Yoichi smiles at the giant green-skinned god, he surely thought Orksha would be a serious god, like a military-like god who doesn't take bullshit from anyone but... He's wierdly adorable. "You know how your [Storage] or something is just another dimension that you have access to? Why don't you make that into a Divine Domain? You would basically become a God after that!"
"What?" Was all Yoichi could muster to say, after the shock of learning that his seemingly basic skill was s powerful skill that connected to another dimension that could possibly make him a God...?
"Oh yeah, that." Gnarl smirked, his three tails fluttering around as his long arms reached out for Yoichi, picking him up. "Oh, so tiny... So adorable..." Gnarl started to poke him lightly with his long black claw, making Yoichi sigh as the God smiled with his curiosity, Yoichi looked at the muscular green-skinned God who just smirked at them and asked: "What do you mean by that? Did you always know about my skill being so powerful!?" Orksha just placed his fingers on his chin, the fingers of one hand, was he pondered with a visible wonder.
"I mean... No? I knew there was something special about it when I first saw it, but then i had to analyze it, and then i came to that conclusion." After saying that, and looking adorably proud of that, Orksha looked down at Yoichi who was at the hand of the God Gnarl, who just snorted at Orksha's explanation, saying: "You mean, I analyzed it, right? Because you just gave useless comments like "Oh, it looks like this is big... I wonder how big it is?" And other shit like that." Orksha just looked away while Yoichi had a thought in mind: 'I wonder if all Orcs are going to be Tsunderes?' While looking at the slightly blushing giant demonic-looking creature with six horns and three eyes that had a slight tinge of red on his face. "Oh, right, before we forget... We contacted some of the Gods of the Cursed Lands, humans calls us the Cursed Gods for some dumb reason, and they all agreed to give their blessings to you as long as you gather their races under you."
Yoichi nodded, suddenly there was this tremor and both Gods sighed as cracks appeared around, Yoichi began to panic a little until Orksha explained: "Oh, don't worry about that, it just means the dream is about to end!" Pieces of the white surroundings turned black and dark as both Gods said: "It's impressive that you actually was able to take on two Gods at the same time for your first time... I mean, most mortals can't take one God!" Gnarl held back his laugh as Orksha innocently said, it seems he didn't notice the innuendo he just made!
"Wait, Wha-" Before Yoichi could finish his sentence, he woke up.
-Scene Cut-
Inside the Orc camp, the 101 adult Gnolls, the 3 baby Gnolls, and the Lycanthrope were receiving some not so friendly eyes from some Orcs, but besides that there were no other aggressive acts among them. Yoichi was now sitting between the Oni leader of this Tribe, Bür's father, Kür, and his brother, Rür! Kür was a tall green-skinned humanoid with one horn growing on the side of his forehead, he also had these deep glowing red eyes that were staring directly at Yoichi's eyes and making him feel a little uncomfortable. "So." His deep and husky voice made Yoichi's body tremble while Bür face-palmed as if he knew what was coming. "What are your intentions with my son?" Yoichi felt extremely awkward at that question, like he was visiting his boyfriend's parents for the first time again, so he decided to play along to at least catch the big oni off guard!
"Well, I think you already know what my intentions with him are, but I'll say it anyways." Yoichi smirked inwardly, saying: "I'm going to make your son serve me, obey me (Because he's going to be my right hand man), I'm gonna make your son sweat and beg for me to stop (He's going to work so hard he's going to sweat a lot and ask for a break after fighting for hours to level up him and his class), and of course, he's not gonna be the only one, I'll be doing the same (He's going to work so hard he'll sweat a lot). These are my intentions." Bür, Rür, Kür, and Xėgu were all just... Stunned? Bür began to blush deeply while Rür started to choke on his saliva, Kür was humming and nodding while Xėgu was cursing loudly. Yoichi smirked, he just asserted dominance over them all at the same time, it may be awkward a little but it'll be fine after.
"I see... A lively lover huh, you are lucky son, to be the Orc to declare your loyalty to him! So now i must ask, have you finished the ritual?" Kür's smirk already told them that he knew the answer was no and he just wanted to embarrass his son in front of his Loyal, which worked as Bür hid his face with both hands, while shaking his head. "Oh, so how do we complete this ritual?" Yoichi asked since no one has even bothered to tell him how to complete this ritual! "Oh, ergh, we have to... k... kiss..." the deep blush in Bür's face was adorable! Yoichi clenched his chest as he felt his heart melt from cuteness and sighed, i mean, Yoichi wasn't against it because in his eyes it's only a simple kiss! Oh, how wrong he is.
"So, we need to kiss for it to work?" Yoichi smiled, kissing wasn't a bad idea in his mind, he certainly wouldn't mind at all... He would enjoy it, looking at the surprised Bür he just smirked and pulled him for the kiss, making the bigger and more intimidating man to yelp in surprise as their lips locked together. The tongue of an orc is big like their body, but soft and smooth, the tusks were just overgrown teeth that got on the way a little but were sensitive to the touch as Yoichi's tongue brushed against it and Bür shivered going soft under his touch. Panting, the orc's eyes were moist as tears threatened burst out of his eyes, making Yoichi feel proud of himself. "W-wow..." Yoichi heard Rür whisper from the side while Xėgu audibly sobbed in envy as Bür's eyes never left Yoichi's eyes as a thin silver thread of saliva connected both their lips. "Ritual complete." Yoichi smiled as Bür returned to his senses, his face went completely red as steam began to burst out of his ears comically.
"Master...!" Xėgu whimpered sadly as his furry arms stretched towards Yoichi, with tears of jealousy as he angrily looked at the passed out Bür, Yoichi sighed and held Xėgu's hands as the Lycanthrope approached with his snout sniffing Yoichi's body like a dog, before whimpering to try and get his fsvor, or like the Chinese language says... He is selling meng. "Oh, Xėgu, such a powerful lycanthrope as you needs to tell me exactly what you want... So tell me, what do you want?" Teasing the Lycanthrope, Yoichi smiled with confidence, this is fun and he shoud do it more... For others, he was just a sadistic guy, who was clearly having fun with teasing Xėgu, who internally was planning how he would make Yoichi beg and cry under him later, but for now he would play his part as a loyal dog. "Kiss... I want you to kiss me." Xėgu smiled shyly, which was strange to see, but Yoichi suddenly had an idea.
He used [Gnarl's Blessing] to access Xėgu's desire, and what he saw was very explicit. Xėgu pushing him down in a doggy-stile position, humping and aggressively thrusting inside him as he begged for more, was bitten, and spanked by him. Oh, so Xėgu's into BDSM? Yoichi clenched the Lycanthrope's hand, who sniffed the air that smelled a little bit like lust but he was distracted by Yoichi's lips that touched his snout, kissing his nose. "There, kissed." Yoichi smirked and ignored the face Xėgu made, the puppy eyes he gave him as he looked forward to Kür and Rür, who were both clearly impressed by his boldness.
"So, I will tell you all now... I want to unite all the races of the Cursed Lands and create a peaceful place for all. I also want revenge on the Three Bitches, but that is secondary. To start my journey to catch all the poke- I mean, to gather all the races, i need your help as well. Will you two swear your loyalty to me?" Yoichi extended his hands forward, making both Oni and Orc to look at his hands in wonder, before they grabbed his hands, each one hand, and kneeled in front of him, saying at the same time: ""We swear our loyalty to you, Yoichi. In the name of Orksha, will you accept us?"" Yoichi smiled and said: "I accept." A wave of magic washed over the whole camp of the Orcs as the barrier around camp expanded to double the size as Rür reached the requirements to evolve to Oni! His glowed and expanded as a horn grew from his forehead, on the opposite side of his father's horn.
After the light dimmed and Rür looked astonished and excited, Yoichi teased: "So, shapl we complete the ritual?"
And they did, Yoichi in the end was left breathless by Kür, who had a lot of experience kissing... Oh, when all Orcs and other races swear their loyalty to him, he will have to kiss each and every individual of their race... It looks like he will have a lot of experience kissing people in the future.
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