章節 19: Who needs Prophecies anyways?!
I open my eyes to see Reshiram looming over me and I fell due to fear.
Reshiram: Greetings chosen one, I have a message for you.
Me:*Gets up* Wait chosen one?
Reshiram: You are the light that will save us from the darkness and allow light to reign over once more.
Me:*le slaps*
Reshiram: Ow! How dare y-!
Me: Bruh shut up. I ain't gonna be your pawn. Like you frigging legendaries and mythicals freaking control, the weather and are WAYYY stronger than me. So how come U do all the fighting yourself and let me enjoy life for goodness sake!
Reshiram: From orders from Arceus, we are not allowed to interfere un-
Me: Until what huh?! Until you let it grow powerful enough that it will be able to take u selfish Pokemon down. Dude that's just sadd.
Reshiram: Well Arceus said we are not allowed to interfere un-
Me: Fuck Arceus! He's just a lazy llama that wastes his time playing Fortnite and all types of shit instead of dealing with problems like this! Since he is so 'busy' they shove it on someone else. Now tell me the truth.
Reshiram: Fine.
You see us legends are pretty lazy in general and we don't like to do anything but have fun or sleep. We are basically c..children.
Me: No wonder ur so petty! You have no sense at all!
Reshiram: No sense? NO SENSE?
Oh, you have drawn the battle line mortal!
Reshiram breathed in and then...
Everything blew up into blue flames.
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