章節 5: Chapter 05
Deadpool could be seen dangling his feet cheerily in the edge of a rooftop in a random building, not so far away from the place where he and Batman fought.
He has his mask partially lifted, only revealing the lower part of his face which was heavily scarred ever since he gained his powers.
His face only exposed his nose, mouth and chin as he eats a slice of a pineapple and olive Pizza which he got from a couple who was kind enough to volunteer in buying him one from a near Pizza House.
This gives Deadpool a rather good impression of them, so as a payment, he gave the couple each a high five.
Deadpool then left happily with his Pizza, not knowing that the true reason on why the couple bought him a box of pizza was all because they were scared shitless when he suddenly appeared in front of them while mumbling that he's hungry.
So in panic, they immediately offered to buy him a pizza for a snack, and deadpool who was hungry at that time immediately agreed.
Deadpool was just too famous in Gotham for the people to not know him. After all, if someone could kill and destroy a bunch of evil organizations in Gotham, then it is impossible for the said person not to be kind of famous.
Not to mention that Deadpool never really spent an effort to hide himself everytime he do something big.
So as a result, Deadpool became a popular talk in the city. Some people revered to him as a hero due to him destroying various evil organizations, while others, or rather, the majority of the people, treats him as a psycho who would kill anyone in his way and was just using this "heroic" acts to satiate his psychotic needs.
The people are rather bias on their opinion about deadpool as some people in the internet were even calling him the very incarnation of a "clown" who wanted to play hero without thinking of how he do things and the consequences he always leave.
To which Deadpool's very own fan club which was founded about a month ago, would took the reign in the talks and would try to defend him by putting evidences of his "heroic" activities which includes him saving a group of kidnapped young girls that was sold into prostitution.
Deadpool was also a hot topic in the other cities for the past few months. Why? Well... Let's just say that he's the first one to ever stab a certain someone in its a-hole. Which earned Deadpool the chase of his life, leaving him with his tattered red and black suit while being bruised black and blue, but immediately healed after and escaped, while leaving his parting words as.
"I'll be back". He said that in an Austrian accent, which leaves the people a kind of a unique impression about him. That day was also the day of his debut.
Also at th-
"Ok! Ok! Ok! That's enough author! The fuck are you doing? There's still the flashback scene! So leave all of that for later!" Deadpool who was silently eating a pizza, suddenly snapped as he looks like he was berating someone without any people around him.
Finished talking, Deadpool's tone suddenly changed into his jovial one as he greeted exactly to nowhere. "Ohh! Hello~ readers!... I know~ right? Why the hell did the author made the chapter four without me being in it? You guys must be quite upset, so... Here I am!"
Deadpool said as he spread his arms wide with a smile that could be seen on his exposed, scarred lower face.
But he was suddenly interrupted.
"You know, I don't believe them at first, but seeing you like this really makes me think if you have a little problem in your head~. Or is it that you were talking to me~?". A woman's sultry and somewhat seductive voice with little purring behind it entered Deadpool's ears.
So he turned his head over his shoulders and truthfully explained. "I was not talking to you, I was talking to them!" Deadpool pointed in thin air as the mysterious woman and owner of that voice earlier stared to where he was pointing with her mouth twitching.
"Forget it, you're indeed crazy". The woman flatly stated as she sighed helplessly. Her seductive tone was even gone after she heard Deadpool's explanation.
"Heh, that's up to you". Deadpool nonchalantly replied.
The woman then sashayed her way and strode closer to Deadpool as she asks. "So, did you have fun?"
"Today, was as much as fun as a sandpaper dildo". Deadpool answered while biting a piece of his pizza.
The woman's steps slightly faltered, she didn't expect that reply from him, so she adorned a deadpanned expression while staring at him. She don't know why, but she really could not keep her composure like always when she was with this man.
Sighing helplessly once again, the woman stood one meter away from Deadpool.
Deadpool then fully turned around, still sitting cross-legged as he stared at the woman in front of him and decided to tease her by calling. "Long time no see, Little Kitty~".
"Uggh, could you stop calling me that way?" The woman said as she rolled her eyes at him while cracking her whip on the cemented floor which created some lashing sounds.
In front of Deadpool, stood a woman donned in a skintight black bodysuit and stylized mask while carrying a whip in her hand. Her suit completely traced and accentuated her curves which could make any man's throat run dry.
This woman is none other than Catwoman. The famous thief of Gotham.
"Nah~ I'll call you whatever I want. Ohh, want some? It's bloody delicious." Deadpool offered the Pizza to Catwoman.
To which catwoman only shook her head in return and explained. "I don't like that flavor".
"Ohh, my bad. Well, more for me I guess~". Deadpool said as he continued eating the Pizza.
Catwoman stared at Deadpool for quite a while until she eventually talked.
"So? Did you have the information I need?" Catwoman asked as she stared at Deadpool.
"Yes ma'am!" Deadpool energetically replied while taking out a somewhat crumpled stack of papers that was hidden from who knows where! Considering that his suit were mostly damaged from the fight earlier, he still took that one out from a place he only know where he hid.
Seeing the crumpled paper, Catwoman could not help but frown as she complained. "Why was it crumpled?"
Deadpool then scratched his head and answered. "I kind of got into a trouble, but all is well you see. You could still read its contents just fine".
Catwoman stared at him for a second, before she then averted her gaze and started walking away after she took the papers from his hand.
"Oh come on! Why so cold? Did you forget that hot and steamy night we shared together?" Deadpool asked.
Catwoman stopped walking as she turned around and grabbed Deadpool's collar as she threatened him! "Stop phrasing it that way! We ate hotpot together that night, that's all!" She reasoned.
"Uhmm, well yeah. Indeed, that's why it was hot and steamy". Deadpool innocently replied.
Catwoman's face twitched. This man could really be the end to her. Shaking her head once again, Catwoman bid Deadpool farewell.
But deadpool, like a little girl facing his first crush, pointed his index fingers together in a shy manner as he shyly asks. "H-How about that kiss? That was my f-first time you know~".
Catwoman almost stumbled and fell after hearing Deadpool's shy tone as she then turned around once again while gritting her teeth and pointed her index finger to his chest and adamantly said.
"That was just a casual kiss!"
"But I felt your tongue?" Deadpool innocently asked.
"That was still casual ok?! Uggh! You could be the end of me!" Catwoman frustratedly said.
Seeing her frustrated expression, Deadpool laughed as he touched her nose in an affectionate manner and said. "I was just joking~".
To which catwoman slapped his hand away and scoffed as she then ignored him and started walking away. But after walking a few steps, she turned her head over her shoulders and said.
"Well, I'm going now. You should really stop with those sexual harassments, I could turn you over to the police you know? Well then, I still have some cleaning to do". She said as she then flexibly dived down from the building and landed to the next one just like a cat.
Deadpool laughed as he shook his head.
After he ate the last piece of pizza, Deadpool then fixed his mask to cover his exposed face as he then walked over to the edge of the building and stretched his body.
Finished stretching, Deadpool then vanished into his place in just a blink, as though he teleported or something.
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[Batcave]
Bruce Wayne, or Batman could now be seen typing something on his computer, while in front of him was a hologram of Deadpool's full body 3d model.
Bruce could be seen analyzing something as he typed the keyboard fast without interruption.
A couple of minutes later, he stopped.
"I see, so he could always regenerate no matter where you hit him". Bruce said with his fingers on his chin, obviously deep in thought.
After a couple of minutes in contemplation, Bruce finally moved as he said under his breath. "I see, that could work.
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