章節 18: Tashigi, the enemy of women!
"All right, you can take the baton back for now. But do be careful~" I walk away five meters to make some distance with the sabres ready in each hand.
"You are quite confident. But do you have the strength to back it up?" Smoker walks and pulls out the baton, frowning seeing the discoloration.
"I tricked and stole your baton in Loguetown, do you still think I'm stupid like most pirates?" I smile at him.
"Whatever the case… You're MINE NOW!" Smoker turns his lower half into smoke as he flies at me with the Cursed seastone baton.
Tashigi draws her sword and rushes at me from the other side.
*Tling~!*
I block both attacks with my sabers- right for Smoker and left for Tashigu, increasing my weight to two tons so I don't move from my spot.
"Is that all?" I smile as I push back their weapons.
I make myself light again, turning 180°, I swing my right saber as I exchange my sabers opponents with my right striking Tashigi and my left Smoker. At the last moment increase the weight of my hand to one ton and strike their weapons.
Force is the product of the mass and acceleration. Meaning my swing force plus the weight of one ton is like a small car crashing into you.
Both of them were knocked back a dozen meters even after blocking.
They stop and observe me more warily this time.
'... Ok Mikita is getting spartan training after this. Weight manipulation can increase your attack power so much!' Lynx
"C'mon, I only used strength right now. Do you need more training?" I tease the two.
"Don't underestimate us!" Tashigi is still pissed at me for molesting her.
"Tell me one thing… You were weak in Loguetown, how did you get so strong in such a short period of time?" Smoker is suspicious.
'He was weaker than most pirates less than a month ago, how did he get so strong?' Smoker
"... Join our crew and I'll tell you~? Ain't sharing my secrets with enemies unless they will die the next moment. I don't plan on killing you since you two are actually decent human beings." I smile at them.
"You couldn't kill us anyway. But what do you mean by that?" Tashigi
"Most marines just listen to the commands and see it as justice, no matter how corrupt. You two see justice with your moral standards, so you actually work for the people and not the government with your loyalty." Lynx
"Stop spilling bullshit. We follow the government, so that has no meaning to us." Smoker
"Even if the government tells you to destroy an island full of innocent people with a buster call, just because one person knows some of their dirty secrets?" Lynx
Both of them shut up and look at me.
"Or because they discovered some hidden history like Ohara did? They did nothing else but learn about the history, but they all got slaughtered." Lynx
"And how would you know that?" Smoker
"Because my dreams are connected with reality. I can dream about the past, future or present events going on in the world." I spin my sabre slightly on my finger just enough for the energy to not start flowing.
"So is that your source about Crocodile staging a rebellion? Don't make me laugh!" Smoker
"Oh, what about Vivi, the princess of Alabasta that we are escorting back after she was almost disposed of? Is that good enough proof? Or wait, let me do this! " I smile at him as I pull at the air.
After that a cowgirl looking woman pops up.
"Nico Robin!" Smokers eyes bulge from who just appeared.
"... Really? You went and summoned me in front of marines?" Robin gives me a dirty look.
"Hey! I'm making a deal with them and I need the information we talked about." Lynx
"You better add about my existence being kept a secret into the deal or you will have admirals right behind your feet." Robin
"The deal was made, but I did add the condition that everything here will be kept secret~" I look at Tashigi, who widens her eyes in realization.
"You better not disappoint me and lose. Then our partnership would have been all a waste of time." Robin
"Don't worry, just compile the files and I'll call you in a few minutes." Lynx
"Fine. See you then." Robin nods as she disappears.
Turning towards Smoker and Tashigi I give them a small smile.
"Oh and there is one thing you were wrong Tashigu!" Lynx
"About what?" Tashigi
"That I can't kill you! Seis fleur-twist!" I cross my arms.
Hands sprout all over the two locking their joints as they fall to the floor.
"HOW?!" Smoker feels danger as he can't escape from the arms.
"It's not my devil fruit, so just bear with the clumsiness. Oh, and you won't be able to escape Smokey, since I know armament haki~" I grin at the two unprepared marines as I lower myself in front of Smoker.
"One quick hand motion and you two would be dead~... But damnit, I didn't want to win so easily! I wanted to motivate you two to get stronger… Eh who cares, I won~" I take the baton back and free the two.
"So come! Let's go back! You need to hold your end of the deal." I start walking back towards the city.
"You m-mean the kiss?!" Tashigi stutters.
"Oh! I totally forgot! I meant the collaboration and the secret holding, but thanks Tashigi! Didn't know you looked forward to it~" I make a face as if I only realized now.
"... Damn it!" Tashigi clutches her head.
"That's your own fault, Tashigi." Smoker sighs.
"If you would be so kind to turn around for a sec Smokey. I doubt she wants you to see this." I shrug my shoulders.
"You are a piece of shit, you know that." Smoker turns around.
"Well gotta collect my prize!" I walk forward and stop in front of Tashigi merely a few inches away.
"W-what are you waiting f-for?" She looks away while blushing.
"Just observing a cute swordswoman~" Lynx
"C-cute swordswo-?!" Before Tashigi can say anything, I hug her around her waist, sweep her feet and hold her behind her head as I make that pair tango pose.
Before she can say anything, I steal her lips making her open her eyes wide. She tries to struggle but I hug her tighter and push my tongue into her mouth… Of course with armament haki, since she might bite.
'Ah good thinking!' I chuckled to myself as she actually tried to bite my tongue.
As punishment I started to explore her mouth and coil it around her tongue when I found it.
She continues to struggle, but her strength soon leaves her as she starts to fall in a trance to the unknown sensation.
After a solid minute of heavy makeout I pull my face back, give her a peck on her lips and raise her. By now she is flushed, slightly panting and has a weird lost look in her eyes.
"Are you two perverts done?" Smoker
Under his question Tashigi struggles to quickly get herself back together, though a bit hard with her hair and clothes messed up.
"Sorry Captain Smoker! I got distracted!" She apologizes.
"Hey! There is nothing wrong in enjoying something good! Now don't forget, not a word what happened here. Or I will make sure it bites you back~" I smile at them while I resummon Robin and take the files before leading the two back to our gathering place.
…
"Oh, by the way. Tell the present marines to go to Alubarna to support the king. If you see any people with tattoos of Baroque works, have them arrested. And if the king makes an appearance to make a speech, tell the marines to act convincingly that he has a smudge on the left side of the face. LEFT side." I briefly explain how they should cooperate.
"Why does that matter?" Tashigi asks while avoiding my gaze.
"Because Crocodile has someone with a Clone-clone fruit. He can pass himself off as anybody as long as he touches their face with his right hand. Touching his face with the left hand, reverses the transformation. It's important since he does have Cobra's face in his repertoire." Lynx
"... This can be really bad. He can make the people hate him even more than he already is." Smoker catches on my drift.
"But will that really work?" Tashigi
"You are in luck! Most of the world's population is made from idiots, so yes!" Lynx
"That includes you too?" Smoker
"Well yea! Everyone is an idiot in some sense, that's why we need friends to cover each other's idiocy!" I smile at him as we continue.
…
"This is no time to talk, Luffy! Make your getaway and I'll catch up to you after taking care of these guys." Ace
"But we can't! Lynx still isn't here and is being chased by Smoker and Tashigi!" Nami
"Yea we are not letting a man behind! We will stay until he comes!" Luffy stands next to Ace.
Mikita jumps into the air and looks around high in the air.
"Damn it! Come back safe Lynx!" Vivi holds her hands nervously.
"Guess we can wait a few minutes… But hope your guy can match up against a logia user." Ace
"Well when he was weak and without much power he stole the baton from Smoker, so now after all the powerups… I
think he just went to annoy Smoker before coming back." Zoro
"Hooh? He tricked that guy? Must be pretty smart~" Ace whistles in amazement.
"No, he is just a scheming bastard." Usopp and Sanji.
"I can see him!!! He is running towards us being chased by Smoker and Tashigi!" Mikita warns them.
"What?! He didn't lose them?!" Usopp
"Ay! He brought thee fight to us!" Durin grins
"Or maybe he made them friends!" Braum
"New uncle and aunt?" Annie looks at Braum.
Everyone looks weirdly at the two, including the marines.
…
"Everybody stop fighting!" Smoker commands, making the marines retreat gladly.
'Who would want to fight Ace?! None of us at least!' Marines
"Everyone listen closely! We have obtained a new command from HQ. We are to have a ceasefire with any other faction. Currently we are to assist in escorting princess Vivi and help the kingdom of Alabasta to combat the secret organization Called Baroque works that is causing the uprising." Smoker declares.
"All of you are going to Alubarna to support the kingdom's army. Princess Vivi will be getting escorted by me and a few of her allies to Kentorea to negotiate with the rebels. Captain Smoker will go with the rest of the temporary allies to Rainbase to shut down the leader of Baroque works." Tashigi
"Pass on the information to the rest of our men in the backline and tell everyone that this is deemed a secret by the Fleet commander! Anyone that shares this information will be executed on spot for insubordination!" Smoker
"Sir! Yes! Sir!" None of the marines question Smoker or Tashigi because of the fear of insubordination.
"You take this classified information and follow the orders to the dot. When you share the information with the rest of our men, sail immediately! We will rendezvous in Alubarna!" Tashigi hands over a paper to the highest ranking officer.
The marines take off to their ship and sail up the Sandora river.
"Your plan is sneaky as hell… Saying it was an order from Sengoku but if we are questioned we just have to say you hacked and impersonated him. I'm never making a deal with you ever again…" Smoker facepalms with a sigh.
"Making deals with me is like gambling. High risk, high return and addicting as hell. Once you made a deal with a demon, there is no going back~" I grin at the Captain.
"So you admit that you are a demon?" Tashigi
"Not officially! But for my dear ones, I am the demon lord! Hahahaha!" I laugh back at her as I walk closer to our crew.
…
"Heh, you were right! He is quite the scheming bastard! He actually made a deal with the straight laced Smoker." Ace smiles at Luffy.
"Hahaha that's my crewmember for you. He has got all the plans!" Luffy says proudly toward his brother.
"Hahaha what did I tell you! New friends!" Braum chuckles.
"Yaay!" Annie runs over and hugs my leg.
"Hey Annie, I'm back!" I pick her up and hug her.
"YOU HAVE A KID?!" Tashigi gawks at me with mixed emotions.
"Well, I adopted her. Is there a problem?" I tilt my head at her.
"N-no-Yes! There is! Why are you adopting a kid as a pirate?!" Tashigi
"To take care of her so she doesn't burn an island to the ground~" I wink at her.
"I'm not even gonna ask…" Smoker gives up on trying to figure me out.
"Good choice! Preserve your sanity." I smirk at him.
"Lynx! What happened? And why are we joining up with the marines?" Vivi comes to question me while hugging my arm in worry.
'You went to fool around with me when you already got a girl?!' Tashigi gets a tick mark.
Mikita descends and decides to join the commotion, making Tashigi's mouth twitch.
"So you kiss women behind your girls backs?" She comments angrily.
"... You WHAT?!" Vivi screams in my face with Mikita grabbing hold of me.
I make an offended look at Tashigi.
'Bitch, we said no talking! Ya getting it now!!!' Lynx
"Why are you blaming me? You asked me yourself for the kiss when I wanted to lead you two back!" My words earned her the glares of the ship's women beside Annie.
"What?! No I!!!" Tashigi gets flustered under the women's eyes.
"And here I agreed to not tell anyone since it would be bad for a marine to lust after a pirate. I will not take the blame for your envy and get hated because of your wish." I point at her.
If looks could kill, Tashigi would be killed four times over.
Tashigi just squats to the ground in frustration.
"Like I said before, Tashigi. You brought this on yourself." Smoker shakes his head to his assistant getting tricked.
Annie jumps from my arms and skips to Tashigi, stopping in front of her. Tashigi looks up at the redheaded girl.
"Welcome! Treat me well mommy three!" Annie smiles at her.
"..." Tashigi just starts to cry on the floor, much to Zoro's disappointment as a fellow swordsman.
"*Whistle* He is also a lady killer, huh? He broke her in two exchanges with the help of the little girl." Ace laughs his ass off.
"Hahaha, he was funny from the first time we found him!" Luffy
"And uncontrollable as well." Nami
"But anyway. The marines are going to go help the royal army. Vivi, you will send Carue with this information and instructions to your father in Alubarna. After that, you and some others will go with Tashigi over here to Katorea. The rebel army has switched location and is hidden there. Go with the copies to your friend and convince him to stay his hand for now. At least me, Nami, Durin, Luffy and Smoker are going to Rainbase to go beat Sandyass. The rest can stay and guard the ship in the meantime." I explain the plan while giving her two folders full of files.
"Eh? EEEEEH?! HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?! Where did you get all this?!" Vivi screams and stares at the files.
"Dreams and I summoned Robin. Now, time is of essence as we need to rush before Sandyass goes on a rampage." Lynx
"Alright who goes with who?" Zoro
"Staying on the ship." Usopp, Chopper, Marianne, Lola and Buggs raise their hands. Usopp because of being a coward, Marianne from being lazy and the other three because of dying from heat.
"Going to Rainbase." Nami, Lynx, Braum, Luffy, Zoro, Durin and Smoker.
"Going to Katorea." Vivi, Mikita, Annie, Sanji and Tashigi.
"Carue is going first to Alubarna. After finishing up we all gather there." Lynx
"And what about the truce?" Ace finally joins looking curious.
"It will stay in effect until we are in Alabasta. That's alright with you?" I look at Smoker.
"Fine! But you better expect me to hunt you right after you leave!" Smoker declares.
"Hahaha you are free to try! But anyway, do you have anything to tell Luffy?" After taunting Smoker I ask Ace.
"Ah, right! Thank you all for looking after my brother!" He bows his head towards us.
"EH?! BROTHER?!" Everyone looks either shocked or confused.
"You want to tell me, this newbie over here is the brother of the second division captain of White beards pirates?" Smoker can't see the resemblance.
"Don't mention it!" Zoro
"But what are you doing here Ace?" Luffy
"You didn't get a message I left in Drum kingdom?" Ace
"Nope!" Lynx
"Nevermind then! I'm resolving a minor issue, but I'm glad I got to see you after so long! So what about joining the Whitebeard pirates with your friends? You all seem quite strong just for the start of the Grandline." Ace
"No thanks!" Luffy shrugs it off.
"Hahaha! Just asked anyway." Ace
"Whitebeard? Is that the tattoo on your back?" Usopp
"Yes, and I'm very proud of it! Whitebeard is the greatest pirate I've ever known. I'm gonna help him become the king of pirates. It's not gonna be you Luffy." Ace
"Okay by me, guess we gotta fight then!" Luffy smiles.
"Here! I wanted you to have that!" Ace throws a piece of paper to Luffy.
"Hang on to it! Always!" Ace
"It's just a piece of paper." Luffy looks at it.
"Yea, but that piece of paper will bring us together again! Don't you want it?" Ace
"I want it!" Luffy
"A kid brother like you makes a big brother worry. I bet he gives you guys plenty of grief." Ace
"Ace!" I walk closer to him.
"Yea what is it, schemer?" Ace laughs.
"Whitebeard is a great pirate. He calls everyone in his crew his sons and daughters because he considers you his family. Reconsider going alone after Teach, because that plan is doomed to fail." Lynx
Ace stiffens up and glares at me.
"How do you know about all that?" Ace
I walk closer and whisper into his ear.
"Oh? Does it matter how I know? Let me tell you two things. One, Teach is baiting you so he can catch you and trade you to the government to cause an all out war. Second, his devil fruit allows him to seal your devil fruit powers if he touches you, just like seastone." I step back.
"You can decide to continue with your plan like a bull seeing red and get your ass handed to you. But can you tolerate having the blood of your fellow brothers and sisters on your hands because of your stupidity?" I glare at him.
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FELLOW CREWMATES?! HE WAS IN MY DIVISION, KILLED A FELLOW CREWMATE AND JUMPED SHIP! YOU WANT ME TO JUST IGNORE IT AND LET IT GO?!" Ace grabs me by my collar and screams in my face.
"It was a friendly reminder. You can do whatever you want, but if we have to save your ass, I will beat it later so much you will wish you listened to me." I shrug my shoulders as I push his hands away from my clothes.
"HAHAHA! You beat my ass, I will await it if it does happen like you said! See you Luffy! Next time we meet is on the high seas!" Ace laughs as he jumps off and destroys a few Baroque works ships in the process.
"Luffy, your brother is also an idiot, so you will surpass him." Lynx
"Hey! Don't call Ace stupid! But thanks! I will beat him the next time!�� Luffy
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Natsujan Hello everyone!
As so many people have complained, I changed the chap 1 by making him say that he can dream about the future, past and present events. Just to let you all know.
It's still stupid, but I won't change it anymore :3
Ace is quite hard headed and wouldn't listen to the newbie following Luffy. He is too proud and thinks he is too strong.
Enjoy~
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