章節 112: I'mma be Honest
/Frank POV/
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Well then, I really keep fucking up don't I? I mean, I made Ereshkigal cry so many times I think there's an entire group of people like me trying to find the best way to isekai and kill my ass.
But then again, I do this for the sole purpose of having fun! I'm sorry for making her cry, but I guess I'm not sorry for doing it in the first place. Well, I only got the normal Devil Trigger so far, I haven't gotten my Sin Devil Trigger yet.
But damn tho, it feels fucking terrible to do that to her. I gotta keep her fine or else things may not end well for me. (Well system, have you finally did what I asked for?) I asked there system as I was just wandering about.
Eresh was already sleeping in from all of the stress, and as a final result she banned me from doing anything stupid. Unfortunately, that's gonna be hella hard. But I'll do my damndest to not fuck that up.
Now I'm just thinking to myself {Man, the normal world is so fucking boring.} like shit, things aren't as cool as they used to be. But then again, I'm not the one experiencing all of the things. Or am I? I mean, it is me, but at the same time, it isn't me.
Man, I'm thinking about this way to fucking much. Anyways, I decided to make one person go into Minecraft mode-
(A/N: Serious note here, I want you all to know that this was an act of impulse. If you don't like it, I'm sorry but I'm not changing this. Also, as always, all major choices are gonna be where I use a random generator.)
- and that out dear little friend who we never really remembered, Hephaestus. Yes I decided to give her power that makes blacksmiths look like newborns.
Enchantments? Just farm the required XP, and then get lapis, a diamond, 18 bookshelves, five obsidian and a book and you've got yourself some God gear, literally it's god-tier gear.
Need some better materials? I'll come in and give her some tritanium for the sole sake of making a decent mining tool. Now as you all may remember, the Industrial Revolution modpack is mainly to make things more efficient and realistic. That includes a good chunk of something called VeinMiner. If you know what this is, welcome back to your childhood. If you don't, I spit on you with an intensity greater than the disgust of a Ugandan Knuckles that learned that you do not know de wey.
Well, the thing is, I kept her in survival mode. I am not giving a goddess of blacksmithing, who is also a really strong person, the effective version of a fucking Kai-o-ken on steroids. That's just plain dumb. I explained all of the things that she had to go though and she was elated to say the least.
There were already a couple hundred ideas going through her mind as she learned about something known as Tinkerer's Construct. Boys, we all know where this is going. Welcome back to our childhood, our truly blessed and nostalgic childhood.
We are so gonna make things amazing for her. She then asked me for some materials and this I pulled out an entire stack of logs.
I explained to her that she's gonna have to go though the entire thing to get to the good stuff, and that she's gonna have to take this as a sort of challenge.
Let's just say she was quite happy with it. My ears are still ringing after that. The best way to stop that is via having the regeneration go a bit better in my ears.
The results were nice, if you were a masochist that is! It was very strong. My sense of hearing was goin through the roof and it hurt a lot more.
Note to self, don't overdo the healing or things will fuck up. After that little kerfuffle I then went back to my room and saw that Eresh was awake, and still mad at me. I then went to her side and awaited my punishment.
I, did not see what was coming for me after that. She, well, she gave me a kiss on the cheek and hugged me. I just held her waist as we stayed in that position, being with one another just because.
It was nice, much more than I think myself to be allowed. I then got up and let her ride on my shoulders again. It was weird that she likes to ride me like this way.
I see you horny little shits right there making the nice comments. I am going to personally send you to horny hell, where you'll be forced to watch the worst NTR possible. If you like NTR, we delete your existence. Get that shit outta here, me and my homies hate NTR.
So after all of that, I apologized one more time as she then nodded. (Hey, you, wanna go and check this world out? That's the entire point of me coming here in the first place.) I said to her as she smiled at me and nodded once more.
This is so sweet I bet that the readers are probably cursing my existence right now. Oh wait, maybe not? Nah, I'll leave it all to them. Whatever comes will come. Except for Deez nuts. Ha, gottem.
Okay on the serious end, I then went to the [Expended Exchange] and looked for some basic disguises for her. Mainly for the face like the Mission Impossible o- . . . wait I can just use that! I then gave it the material that it needs to make a fresh and realistic face and then waited.
I spent the time waiting by talking to her about anime and all of the culture that she's learned. She really likes rom coms, to a very absurd degree. Honestly I would go to a rom com world if it wasn't just so, well, boring.
I then saw that the mask was finished and put it on her. She wasn't getting hurt by it and it was perfectly snug in there. I then bought some contact lenses to make her eyes have dark irises like any normal human, and thus her facial was done.
Now for the clothes, I just bought some basic comfy jeans and a t-shirt for her that wouldn't let her badonkahongaloos be shown. She told me that gods weren't capable of changing their body since, well, they can't.
Remember kids, she's in a mortal body and can't use her divinity or else it'd tear this world apart. Certain worlds are designed to be able to handle the beating that is divinity, and some aren't.
Now that's all done I told the Domain to go and teleport us out of the dungeon. We said our goodbyes as we then left the 100th floor. Finally, time for an actual modern date!
I then kept a close eye on her as she liked around like a curious kid. I mean, she's lived in a cave for most of her existence and lived in a sewer since that's all she ever knew.
I can see why she's so hyperactive when it came to the arcade, which, annoyingly, it's hero beating up villains based. There are no gun games, no hoops, not even a fucking claw game that wasn't about a fucking hero.
I swear things were fucking annoyi- wait. What's that? No fucking way, there's absolutely no chance.
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/3rd POV/
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Frank looked out of the window out the arcade and saw an appliance store. The thing about it is that the news was being broadcasted live. What was surprising was that there was something different going on.
It was something fresh to the world. Something that they had never seen before. It was good old Pink Guy, and he was doing the thing that he knew most, making some good fucking content.
*retarded screaming intensifies* He was doing the best content that there ever was. The good shit, a fucking video ranting about the world.
( æya! heaci! Mmmmmmmm, nyes!) he said to the camera as the people were obviously disgusted by what he did. {I did not see this coming at all.} Frank thought to himself as he the noticed that he was already getting pinched in the side by Eresh.
(Sorry about that, there was something going on in the news.) he said as Ereshkigal simply huffed at him and locked elbows with him. They then left the arcade as Frank thought that Pink Guy was getting more and more chromosomes for him to use.
{That's real good on his end. He can bring some of the others back.} he thought as they then left the scene. What Frank didn't know was how far Pink Guy was able to go without the need for direct negativity.
It was quite a stockpile if I should say so myself. Pink Guy was able to get as many possible sacrifices that he needed in order to summon one of the Negi's, or at least, get one of their powers.
He then went on to continue the video of him screaming out loud. This was the entertainment that people seemed to forget about. The good days, no, the golden days of the internet. The days when nobody give a single shit about common human decency and cringey shit was disliked to oblivion on YouTube.
(can you gib de p0si plis?) he said outro a bunch of students as they soon ran away. (b0ss plis, I hebe de cancer b0ss.) he screamed out loud once more before running away when he saw All Might.
He continued pulling more and more shit on the old hero that he almost felt sorry for him, the keyword being almost. What Pink Guy did was oddly specific. He then stopped and turned around to face the hero as he then humped the air.
(Stop right there Pink Pervert! I'm going to have to put you under arrest!) the damned golden cunt said as Pink Guy flipped him off. They gave him the alias "Pink Pervert". It was more funny to him than it pissed him off to be fair.
(Fuck you man, getting on my vibe. Lay off bitch.) he said as he continues to mock the hero. (Know this Pink, I may be a hero, but even I ha-) right before he was able to finish his statement the muscled man was kicked right in the nuts by Pink Guy yet again.
The poor guy's family jewels were almost non-existent due to the abuse that he had to put up whenever he chased Pink Guy. *insert absolute suffering sfx* The hero laid on the ground clutching his crotch from the pain as Pink Guy waves him goodbye.
And thus, Pink Guv returned to his little apartment that he bought for the low low price of a single chromosome. And now, a final song from him.
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(Bitches Ain't Shit (Ukulele Cover) - Pink Guy)
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*ukelele plays*
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks~
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Lick on these nuts and suck a dick~
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Get the fuck out after you're done~
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And hop into your ride and make a quick run~
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Bitches ain't shit~
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Mhm~
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Gon' lick the nuts, and suck a dick~
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Bitches ain't shit~
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Ooooh ooooh~
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Gon' lick the nuts, and suck a dick, yeaaah~
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Truly, a beautiful beautiful song. After signing it, he then checks the song and saw that it was completely correct. He then got up and uploaded it to Herotube, yes the entire damned society was based on heros.
It would be taken down after a couple of days by the server since they didn't know if Pink Guy was a villain or not, and decided to just go with him being one. But that didn't matter.
He was making people laugh again, and he was giving people a new form of enjoyment and teaching. The teaching of that you give shit to everyone no matter what they may be.
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AntiLoliLewding 2021 words. I was getting into a bit of a block when writing this, but I pulled through in the end. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace out everybody! Goodbye~
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