章節 15: beggining of the multiverse chat.
first! this chap has 2k words, and future chapters will also have 2k, or more.
second! the multiverse chat will serve the purpose of comic relief, but also some plot advancement, in the world that Sam has not visited yet.
enjoy ;)
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Got to say...riding a lynel is more badass than a motorbike. Like...those who didn't play "breath of the wild" will probably never understand this, but every gamer who played that game, wished at least ONCE that he could use the lynel as a horse.
its like a dream come true!
Sam: hey this is crazy~!
[but here's my number! And call me maybe~!]
a little fun fact that Sam accidentally discovered while traveling, is that the system really likes to sing. he discovered it when he started to sing "I'm a barbie girl" out of boredom when traveling, and heard the system humming the tune, while trying to memorize and sing the lyrics.
Amused by his system behavior, Sam decided to teach her some of the song he knows. And when i said that the system likes to sing, I meant it! For every song that he taught it, he would get a +1 point to the relationship with it!
Unfortunately it stopped at "25/100" and it would not go up, no matter how many more songs he would teach it.
Well, it still didn't stop him from doing it. It was kinda fun singing with someone.
And so the rest of the day was spent with Sam and the system singing, they both didn't even realize it was starting to become dark until the moon's showed themself.
(A/N: the elder scrolls universe has 2 moons.)
y'know, the game map was downgraded to a LOT! He officially ended his second day of traveling, and he barely halfway to his destination! Like, what the hell, how big is skyrim!?
ehh.
The most disappointing thing is that he didn't even had any encounters while traveling...if not for that little karaoke with the system, Sam would probably shoot himself from boredom.
After setting down a camp, and giving his lynel another 3 barrels full of KFC chicken pieces, Sam took out a random smartphone and started to read some random novels.
Right now he was reading "a cultivation chat group". Gotta say, it was a fun concept.
Sam: maybe i can create something similar in the future...
God: THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA!
Screamed God, as he randomly materialized out of nowhere, startling our MC.
Sam: WHA- in the name of satan ass, DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!
He cursed, as he tried to calm himself from the sudden jump scare.
God: sorry, not sorry. By the way, tell your cat to calm down.
Turning his head to the lynel, Sam saw that the beast was frozen in space while in the middle of trying to impale the intruder with its spear.
Sam: calm down Puss, he is not an enemy.
Oh, yeah, the lynel has a name now.
His name is "P*ssy", "Puss" for short.
After hearing the command of its master, the beast was released and only let out a huff, while glaring at God, who in response showed him the middle finger while smiling like an idiot. Letting out another huff, the lynel returned to eating his chicken pieces. That his wonderful master gave him.
Sam: okay...why are you here?
There must be a reason for GOD himself to visit him right? I mean...it's not something that normally happens on a Friday.
God: two things, first i wanted to inform you about your beginning at godhood, since i forgot to mention it earlier, for more info check out your status, and read the description for your only tittle. It's a little different as it doesn't show stats like in a video game, except the "level" but its still a status.
He had a status? He didn't even think of that. His system was not exactly a Gamer system, so he didn't even bother to try.
Oh, and also.
WHAT IN THE FLIPPING QUACKERY DOES HE MEAN BY GODHOOD!?!? Was that the "gift" he mentioned? If yes then, it certainly is an amazing gift. Like, holy f*ck he just became a god!
God: second, I heard about that multiverse chat group idea and I like it. here is how it's going to work. You will send an invitation to whomever you want, from any universe, they then get the sudden urge to check their phone and click at the new app, btw, if they don't have a phone, they will get one for free. After that the App will explain what it is, and what are its benefits.
Sam: okay, good, at least I will not need to explain the thing to people.
It truly is a blessing, as Sam sucks at explanations.
God: except having fun and all that stuff that happens in those chats, you can also give the people there some gifts, like a Uchiha bloodline, or something.
Hearing this, Sam jaw hit the floor. What bullshit is this? The people there can get a bunch of superpowers, but he needs to complete quests for them? BULLSHIT! If they want power, then they need to work for it!!
God: and before you ask, the phone will be soul bonded to them, it cannot be stolen from them or used by someone else.
Sam: okay, but why?
God: so you can fuck the plot in the ass, even though you are not in the dimension of that plot.
...oh, OOOHhhhhhh! Okay, that's clever. With the ability to influence the plot of other worlds, while not even being in those worlds is one hell of an entertainment idea, for both him, and God, who will probably be watching the whole thing.
Sam: im in.
How could he not refuse? it's a perfect entertainment! No longer will he be bored when he will have nothing to do! Just take out the phone and enter the chat group!
10/10! The Best thing that ever happened to him! Not counting reincarnation of course...
God: welp, now that i said what i wanted to say....BYE!
After that God exploded into a rainbow of confetti that was accompanied by a fart noise...this guy rules the omniverse...let that sink in.
Shaking his head, and then looking at his phone he saw a new app. A circle with the image of the milky galaxy in it.
Without any hesitation he clicked it and soon was greeted by a text.
"Welcome ADMIN! Do you want to change your username? <Yes/No> "
He clicked yes, and they started to think about what his nickname should be. He is god, apparently....maybe his God tittle? What is he the God of anyway?
Sam: hey, system, what God am I?
[chose your divinity.]
bruh. With a large Grin forming on his face Sam replied immediately!
Sam: CHAOS!
Damn, jevil would be proud. Speaking about Jevil, maybe Sam should go to the deltarune world? or the undertale world? Maybe...
[you are now the god of chaos.]
And just like that, his new nickname was born.
"Do you want your user name to be 'God Of Chaos'? <Yes/No> "
Clicking yes he was greeted with another text. This one a lot more interesting than the last.
"Please choose the members of the chat."
Below the text there was a place where he needs to fill in the info about the individual he wants to invite. It didn't take long, As Sam began to invite some of the characters he hoped to meet in his multiverse travel.
"You have chosen...."
"the immortal wizard of Oz (Ozpin)"
"hero of the wild (link)"
"monkey boi (jin mori/ wukong)"
"King of kitsunes! (kurama)"
"Best girl (ereshkigal)"
"lady of space and time (ciri)"
"the queen of England (shiro emiya)"
"the king of England (artoria pendragon/saber)"
"Do you want to invite the people above? <Yes/No>"
Yup.
With a click of his finger the invitations were sent...now all we do is wait.
---RWBY, the clock tower of a certain headmaster.---
Seeing as he had nothing else to do, Ozpin decided to take out his scroll and check out the most recent news in remnant...or at least that what he planned.
His sight was caught by a certain weird app. A circle with a galaxy in it.
He didn't remember downloading such an app, and for some bizarre reason he felt the need to enter it and see what it is about.
Ozpin: well, if worse comes to worst, the hacker will probably find out about my fetishes.
You can call him weird, but Ozpin never EVER put any important information on his scroll! He didn't even use it to pay, he just carries all the lien he has on him, or in his vault.
He entered the app, and soon saw a certain text.
"You have been invited to the multiversal chat group, owned by the God Of Chaos! Here you can speak with people from other worlds, and gain abilities you couldn't even knew exist!"
what?
"Now say go say "hi" and have fun."
... What? Who would be stupid enough to believe in such an obvious lie-....how? How does he know? "The immortal wizard of Oz"!? It is very unlikely that this is a coincidence.
Hell, it's IMPOSSIBLE for this to be a coincidence!
"God Of Chaos: hello wizard boy, how are you doing? I've got to say, I'm a BIG fan! I mean, look at all the chaos you caused in your world! gotta say, you have probably the most confusing, Aggressive, and chaotic divorce in the history of the Multiverse, and i LOVE it!"
...he needs answers.
---in hyrule---
A certain blonde haired boy was staring at his sheikah slate in confusion, as a new rune (app) had appeared in it.
It was a circle with what looked to him to be, a massive amount of tiny starts inside it.
Shrugging his shoulders he clicked it and was welcomed by a text
---in a certain empty room---
Jin Mori: hmm? what's this?
He asked himself as he looked at a strange app, that he was...99% sure he didn't install.
Jin Mori: well at least i can check it out right?
and with a click, he was soon greeted by a text.
---in the mindscape of a certain blonde---
Kurama, was VERY confused at the moment...when he was having his beauty sleep, a certain object suddenly dropped on his head and landed beside him.
He let out a grunt of dissatisfaction, before looking at the phone...wait....
How does he know the name of this strange thing? It's the first time he sees it! Not only that....he also has the knowledge on how to use it!
Eyeing the phone in suspicion he slowly took it and turned it on. The only app there was a weird circle with lots of small stars in it.
After a second of hesitation he pressed it and was greeted by a text, that made his stare in disbelief at what was written there.
Kurama would deny it...but he smiled when he saw his username.
---in the underworld---
The blonde girl was sweating nervously as she was having a full-blown brainstorm, on how to great her new potential friends, that were already starting to ask questions about this whole chat, to the "God Of Chaos".
Does she just says a normal "hi"? a "hello" maybe?? Or should she be trying to make a good first impression and say something along the lines of "hello, nice to meet you!"
Ereshkigal: okay...deep breaths....
Calming herself down, she soon settled for a simple "hello"
---somewhere in the multiverse---
Ciri was thanking God, or whatever other deity watching over her for this divine intervention! Just as she was about to be captured by a wild hunt soldier, a portal opened above him, and a weird thing hit him on the head hard enough to knock him out.
Why was he not wearing a helmet was beyond her, but she decided to not question it.
The weird slate-like thing bounced off the head of the wild hunt soldier, and right into her hand.
"Huh, I guess I'm taking this with me then." she thought, and then teleported to the next world, hoping that the wild hunt will take a few days to find her.
---inside a certain house in japan---
Shiro: what do you think saber?
Asked the red haired boy, as he looked at his servant/partner/hopefully future girlfriend, in worry. The girl in question stared at the phone she just got from nowhere, and glared at it, like it was supposed to suddenly change into a demon.
Saber: I don't know...but this "God Of Chaos" does know about us.
She said as she looked at hers and her master Username, and blushed slightly.
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