-"Nick the Gallant Giant still staying strong at the top! Smart move making him defender! Ain't no one even wants to mess with him, partner's a lucky sonuvabitch!"
-"Oof! Fifth place peeps just got shit on by Leon and co, taking over their spot like nobody's business! Sheesh, this guy's drifts are on a whole 'nother skill level, ladies and gents. It's almost cheating!"
-"Let's see, what else we got, what else we got - ah - seems like there's a scuffle going on for ninth place over here! Woo, look at that paint fly! Poor bastards gonna be seeing red for days! Ah, wait no, that's a foul! No throwing pain directly at the driver! You were warned already! Ragnar, Thomas, get your carriage out of the lane - you're done! Judges call!"