章節 15: White Berets
Zeus was massaging Nami's shoulders and occasionally zapping her lightly, making her jump in shock. He laughed and she pouted towards him. He patted her head and looked out to the white sea, it was a beautiful place.
He flashed back to his spot on the Crow's nest and spread out his haki, surrounding the whole boat. The crew was training according to their books, the only one who wasn't was Robin and Zeus had no intention to give her one at the moment. Until she was 'free' and actually joined the crew, she wouldn't get one.
He looked into the distance and saw a man flying towards the ship, none of the crew noticed because they were all busy. Zeus was amused, you should have some awareness no? He shook his head and watched as Wyper landed on the deck, he was about to say something when everyone looked at him and looked away. Wyper was taken aback, what kind of blue sea people were these? He forgot about it and said "Scram back to the blue sea!"
Zeus chuckled from above and Sanji and Zoro both attacked Wyper at the same time. Surprisingly, Wyper was slammed against the walls of the ship. Zoro said "Got him." Sanji frowned and said "I got him, mosshead."
Zoro looked at Sanji and sneered "Maybe in your imagination Love-cook." Sanji snapped and attacked Zoro and they started a dustbrawl. Wyper was shocked and slowly stood up, Zeus looked to the side and saw Gan Fall step on the Merry and tell Wyper to leave, Wyper grit his teeth and left.
Zeus looked at Sanji curiously, there was a little hint of flames coming from his legs. Well it was more heat than anything, Zeus had given him Rankyaku as well as Soru and Geppo. Maybe he could have a fire tornado type thing, who knows. He looked over to Luffy and smiled wryly, Luffy was standing on the deck talking to Gan Fall excitedly about Sky Island.
Zeus sighed, Luffy needed to get stronger fast or he might be surpassed by his crew. Maybe he should push Zoro to say it, if not he'll just say it himself. After a while Gan Fall left and the crew sailed on, after bouncing on the cloud water fall, they came across the 'Heaven's Gate'.
The old lady Amazon came out and said "State your business." the crew was confused and Amazon said "Touring, purging, vacation, warmongering, wedding, slaughter, house shopping, eradicating the Sky people..." Zeus turned green, what kind of gatekeeper was this.. Nami said quickly "Touring!"
Amazon nodded and said "10 billion exol per person" the crew was confused and Zeus spoke up "10,000 exol is 1 beli." Nami gasped "A million per person?!" Amazon looked at Zeus and narrowed her eyes, she didn't notice this man before, she needed to let Enel know. In the end Amazon said "I'm just a gatekeeper, I can't stop you."
Nami's eyes shone "So we can go for free?" Amazon nodded and whistled, a giant lobster grabbed the Merry and sped through 'Heaven's Gate' towards Skypeia. Robin looked up and said "How do you know the conversion rates of Sky Island?"
Zeus looked at her with amusement and said "I know everything. I know your exact measurements too, do you believe it?" Robin rolled her eyes and cursed the pervert in her heart, Sanji said excitedly "What are they?!" Zeus chuckled and looked at Robin, he saw a curious look in her eyes and said "39"-23"-35"" Robin blushed and covered her body, Sanji spurted blood from his nose and collapsed.
Zeus laughed and the ship landed on the coast of Skypeia. Nami glared at Zeus before jumping off the ship and landed on the beach. Zeus flashed to the coast and sat down in a beach chair before falling asleep because of the sheer softness, these clouds were even better than his own!
He sighed with enjoyment and said "What a life~" He slowly slipped into dream land and finally embraced his fairies once again, but this time there was an orange haired tsundere fairy. As Zeus was playing with the fairies in his dreams, the crew was talking with Conis and her father about Skypeia and dials. Nami rode the waver and the rest went to Conis' house, leaving Zeus asleep on the beach chair.
A while later
Zeus woke up with a start and grabbed the hand that was reaching out for his mask. He glared at the man and said seriously "Don't EVER touch my mask, understand?" the white beret was scared and nodded before running back to his commander, McKinley.
McKinley looked at Zeus and said "You're under arrest for trespassing on Skypeian land." Zeus rolled his eyes and said "You also attacked me while I was asleep before letting me know I was a criminal. So that balances out no?"
McKinley didn't have an answer for that and Zeus waved his hand "Glad were even." McKinley came back to his sense and said "You have to pay-" Zeus cut him off and said "Yeah right 10x the entrance fee or we're under arrest. I know already, what else?"
McKinley blinked and said "What else did you do?" Zeus looked at him before shaking his head and saying "You're really bad at this you know?" McKinley was confused and Zeus waved him over saying "What you're supposed to do is give me a ridiculous crime to provoke me, then when I attack you, you charge me with assaulting a white beret. Then you would sentence me to Divine judgement."
McKinley's eyes brightened up and he punched his palm saying "That's genius!" Zeus chuckled and nodded "I know thanks." McKinley coughed and said righteously "You're under arrest for sitting!" Zeus gasped and said "You bastard! I can't believe this!" he punched a white beret lightly, knocking him over and continued "I'm so angry right now!" he looked at McKinley and gave him a thumbs up.
McKinley recovered and said "Ha! You've assaulted a white beret! Prepare for Divine Judgement!"
Zeus clapped and said "Amazing! You're really good at acting, have you ever thought of being a movie star?" McKinley was confused and said "What's a movie star?"
Zeus patiently explained what a movie was and gave him an example of a hero saving a beauty from big villains before finishing "Usually people from all around the world come to watch and pay a lot of money. You'll be famous!" Stars shone in McKinley's eyes and he said "You really think so?"
Zeus patted his chest and said "Of course!" he lit a cigarette and said in a raspy voice "You're gonna be a star, kid! I'll make ya a big shot!" McKinley was excited and completely forgot the reason he was here.
Zeus waved and said "Alright let's start choreography. This is a crucial part of the acting process! Follow my lead! One, and Two, and Three, and Four!" he started doing dance moves but stopped and snapped "OI! What are you bastards doing standing around!? Get in line and follow my lead!" the rest of the white berets fell in line and started following Zeus' lead.
Soon
The crew came back to the beach and saw Zeus shouting numbers while doing dance moves and the white beret's following his movements.
Zeus stopped and said "Alright now, from the top! One, and Two and Three- Damn it Jim! What did I say!?" he stopped and said angrily "It's jump, slide, spin, THEN punch to the left!"
Jim scratched his head and said embarrassingly "I though it was punch, jump, spin, then slide." Zeus took a deep breath and said "It's okay, just pay more attention. Bobby I'm watching you no slacking off!" Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper joined in and the rest of the crew joined Zeus.
Zoro said "What are you doing?" Zeus grabbed Sanji and Zoro and threw them in line as he said "Get in line! Okay from the top!" he did the routine one more time and McKinley finally remembered why he came here in the first place.
He stopped and snapped "WAIT! You're all under arrest!" Zeus waved his hands angrily and threw a towel down as he said "That's it! If you aren't going to take this seriously, why do I even bother?!" before sitting down in a chair and rubbing his eyes.
The white berets, Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper all glared at McKinley and said angrily "We were gonna be stars!" before beating the shit out of him. Zeus lit another cigarette and smoked in his chair, Robin sat down next to him and watched with amusement.
She looked at Zeus and said "You're not very marine like." Zeus grinned at her and said "Is it because I'm too handsome?" Robin giggled and shook her head saying "You're too laid back." Zeus chuckled and replied "I'm not a justice dog. Those guys will do anything in the name of 'justice', really annoying group of people let me tell you."
He hummed and turned to Robin as he said "You should see them, almost all of them are cookie cutter copies of each other. Justice this, justice that, they don't even know what they're talking about." he poked her nose, startling her, as he said "You should know exactly what kind of justice those morons think about all day."
Robin looked at Zeus cautiously and said "How do you know that?!" Zeus sighed and said seriously "Not everything can be hidden under a newspaper article. I'm sorry Robin. Then again, I only speak for myself." he turned back and Robin said "What do you mean?"
Zeus exhaled a mouthful of smoke as he said "I'm friends with pirates, I helped you escape, I barely take anything seriously. I don't consider myself a marine.." he turned to Robin and said "If you had to describe Marines in a word, what would you say?"
Robin said without hesitation "Disgusting." Zeus laughed and nodded "Good, but a better word would be dogs. They're just dogs for the government, who are dogs for the world nobles, who are walking garbage piles." he tapped his cigarette with disgust, dropping the ashes on to the beach.
Robin looked like a curious baby and said "What about you?" Zeus turned to her and smiled before saying "If I tell you I'm not a marine, would you believe it?" Robin shook her head and said "Despite your actions, you are still in a marine uniform."
Zeus laughed and turned back to the beach saying "Yeah, I thought so." Robin looked at Zeus and felt a strange loneliness coming from him, she said softly "Who are you really?" Zeus smiled mysteriously and said "You'll find out one day.." he winked at her and said narcissistically "At that time don't fall in love with my looks alright?"
Robin rolled her eyes and smiled slightly, while they were talking, McKinley recovered and said "Anyway you're all under arrest for Illegal entry, assaulting a white beret, and choreographing a dance class." Robin looked at Zeus, who shrugged and said "Don't look at me, I only committed 3 of those.." he rubbed his chin and added "Oh, no wait. All four." before taking a drag from his cigarette, without a care in the world.
Robin rubbed her forehead and Zeus watched as Nami came back and crashed the waver into McKinley. Zeus laughed and McKinley stood up and said "I sentence you to Divine Judgement!" Zeus sneered and flicked his finger, a lightning bolt fell from the sky and smashed into McKinley, the white berets were scared and stepped back.
Zeus said "Woah, looks like God doesn't agree." McKinley was scared and said "Who are you?!" Zeus flicked his cigarette away and vaporized it in mid-air. He stood up and said "I AM GOD!" thunder rumbled in the air and lightning struck down next to him.
The half the crew deadpanned, while the other half had stars in their eyes. The Skypeians were stunned silly, Nami smacked Zeus in the back of the head and snapped "Who's god?!" Zeus chuckled and the phenomena disappeared.
Zeus sat back down and sighed lightly. Eventually the crew decided to leave Skypeia, Luffy, Sanji, and Usopp went to Conis' house to get food and dials and the rest went on the Merry. Zeus flashed on to the crow's nest and said "Oh yeah! I almost forgot!" Robin, Nami, Zoro, and Chopper looked up and Zeus laughed and said "Conis betrayed us." as soon as his words fell the Merry sped backwards towards the upper yard.
They landed on an altar and Zeus was whistling leisurely with his hands behind his head. The rest of the crew looked up at Zeus, who said "Observation Haki." Robin said "How did you-" before swallowing back her words and looking at Zeus, bewildered.
Zeus grinned and said "I can tell the future too." Nami said "How did you-" before swallowing her words back, Zoro was stunned and decided to practice more in the future suddenly Zeus said "You're better at armament." Zoro nodded and left the ship to explore the surrounding area.
Zeus waved and said "I'll stay, go explore." the three nodded and left, leaving only Chopper and Zeus on the ship. Zeus was smoking and Chopper was reading the 'Seimei Kikan' book and thinking to himself. Zeus sighed leisurely and said "This is a nice vacation spot." he closed his eyes and fell asleep on the crow's nest.
(Author's note)
First one for today, I'm gonna take a break and write another one later.. probably oh yeah happy halloween!
You can check out my OTHER books while you wait:
One Piece: Another Chance (Completed)
Saiyan in Marvel (Completed)
My Hero Academia: Quirkless
One Piece: Price of Freedom
One Piece: Shadow King
Another Dragonball Adventure
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