"Yeah~ Hahaha, Who is awesome? Me! Who is adorable? Me! Who is so excellent? It's me!"
Xiao Wei that has been able to steal the luxurious wine without any problem couldn't help but cheerfully sing in a tuneless tone while making an adorable sound despite acting like a total drunk, of course, easily ignoring the weird stare that he was receiving.
And while he proceeds out from the hallway since he already planned to leave the restaurant because of a certain naughty fake white lotus that has just contacted her greedy father.
As for the drunk cousin of his, Xiao Wei isn't worried one bit since he got his friend Li Jun with him, that man can be count on to protect his dog-like cousin, after all, he is rather good at judging people if they are worthy to trust with.
It is the reason why Xiao Wei died accidentally by a truck rather than from being betrayed by his people.
"In the entire world, who is the most unique and important human creature out there? Of course, it's me!"
Not only was Xiao Wei adorable, but he also transmigrated in a parallel world of a novel story ~ Of course, he is also an excellent and outstanding person since he has the most prodigious brain in the entire world!
How precious is he?
Especially when he is the insane villain that was tasked to save the human race! Isn't he such an awesome existence?
"Who stole the blue car?"
"Hahaha, Stupid! Do you need to ask, of course, it's me! But I didn't steal it, I borrowed it nicely~ ... hm…?"
Black who already knows that Shen Hao has arrived and didn't warn his Host can only snicker in silence, especially when Xiao Wei has stopped his embarrassing and narcissist song before turning around to gaze at the tall and sexy figure of a young man that has been speaking on a completely different service person a moment ago.
Well, at least the absolutely rude woman has long been gone.
Contrary to the expectation of Shen Hao and a curious Liu Shanyuan who wanted to know who is crazy enough to dare to steal his friend's car suddenly saw the way that the drunk young man half-lidded red eye has suddenly brightened up as soon as he saw Shanyuan friend while a rather wide smile spread upon his lip.
It was a completely different reaction to someone who just did a bad deed and has been caught up.
"Oh~ Brother Blue~ Are you here to pick up your car? I absolutely made sure to not leave any single scratch upon it~ Aren't I a good boy? Please praise me~"
"Are you drunk?"
Shen Hao that has wanted to punish a little naughty red couldn't help but reveal a surprised expression before once more showing an amusing smile when the young man has let out a drunken hiccup after denying about being drunk.
"Hm? I'm not drunk though… but if I told you that I'm drunk… will you... take advantage of the weak… vulnerable… and adorable me?"
Of course, Black didn't forget his Host shamelessness so he wasn't surprised when Xiao Wei didn't show a panicked expression and even went so far to tease the man that he has stolen a car with.
'... beep… beep... 20% …needed more time..."
Although Black stares upon the raising percentage on his screen panel while secretly nodding his head while hoping for his Host to continue interacting with Shen Hao in which he couldn't help but show an evil smile since he was absolutely sure that a surprise expression will appear on his Host face later on.
And Xiao Wei that is feeling giddy and high has stumble over to the speechless Shen Hao while letting out a happy laugh once in a while since he truly likes the expression on the man's face.
Shen Hao was it? Such an interesting person~
"Brother Blue~ Since you are going to get your car back, don't be bad and refuse me this time alright? So can you please drive me to the hotel room I just booked?"
Although Xiao Wei wanted to try acting out coquettishly while having his finger run in a circle on Shen Hao chest that is definitely perfectly firm and hard but he still remembers that his present body just hates people touch.
What to do if he accidentally destroys this person's flawless appearance that was beginning to look pleasing to his eyes?
"... Hao… are you sure he is... you know… right in the head?"
Liu Shanyuan that was staring at the young man with unnatural hair color and eyes couldn't help but secretly whisper to his friend, after all, as a doctor he had seen and met many patients, and right now, he felt that there is something wrong with this person.
And he was not thinking about the young man being drunk, somehow, he could perceive something disturbing on that red pupil that has something hidden deep within it, in which it couldn't help but remind him of a certain someone.
"Alright, as a nice Brother, I'll accept your request this time… but how are you going to compensate me? Hmm…?"
Yeah, Liu Shanyuan reminds him of Shen Hao, a completely and unrestrained Shen Hao that he couldn't help but reveal a horrifying expression when rather than being angry, Shen Hao is showing such curios expression along with a strange glint on his dual-color eyes.
"My body? Hahaha, just joking~"
Xiao Wei that was laughing couldn't help but stop when Shen Hao has the gall to nod his head at the word he has spoken before showing that absolutely serious expression on his face after declaring such shocking statement.
"Your mine now then."
Since I need to protect and keep you safe, then having you by my side will make it easier, wouldn't you obediently listen to my word later on?
"Ah, nope~ Brother Blue~ Although I know that my adorableness is irresistible but there is no way that I'll belong to another person~ Rather, they have to belong to me!"
Hey, I remain pure and untainted in the previous life since no one is capable enough to get my interest, there is no way that I'll just give myself so easily just like that.
"Then I'm going to be yours, but you are only going to need me and no one else. Besides, I have never seen such an adorable person in my entire life that I don't really mind being yours."
"..."
Somehow, Xiao Wei has also met a shameless man that couldn't reason while also having such weird thought and strange mindset, even though Xiao Wei being adorable is absolutely true but there is no way that he will be won so easily just like that!
"Urgh… I'm too drunk for this. Brother Blue, let's speak later on alright?"
"Alright."
Xiao Wei has secretly plan to run away as far as he could from this man whenever he has the chance, the farther away the better, ah, such a crazy person needs to be wary of.
And Black who was able to hear his Host mind couldn't help but roll his eyes, so you met the person that can match you, huh, the World Will sure chose the right person!
While Liu Shanyuan has his mouth open wide while shakily typing to his phone as he contacts his friends in the chat group about what has just occurred, only to grow more frustrated when he remember what kind of friends he has, it was useless of wanting to be comforted with them in order to calm his mind.
Liu Shanyuan (Mad Scapel): Everyone! Our violent friend seemed to have finally bloomed! He just gave himself to a complete stranger that he just met today, isn't he crazy!
Tan Xue (Fake Gentlemen): … Shanyuan… our violent friend has long been crazy… wait, what? Bloom? The iron tree has bloomed? Which crazy person manage to do that?
Wen Jianguo (Green Menance): Is it one of his crazy actions again? Anyway, didn't we tell you to just ignored him if he ever called you? When are you going to learn your lesson?
Hou You (Pathetic Dreamer): So who is the poor soul that has gotten his interest? Should we light a candle? I still have those colorful candles that I bought from before, we can use those things. I won't let you guys pay since I'm filthy rich.
Ignorant at the chatting friends of Shen Hao, Xiao Wei was secretly deciding if he should steal the blue car again and run away or quietly leaving after being sent to his hotel room when numerous black car has abruptly arrived and has instantly surrounded them as they walked to the parking lot outside the restaurant.
"Please, come peacefully with us."
"So… who are these people after?"
Xiao Wei lip twitches before shooting an adorable and pitiful glance at the amuse Shen Hao that was showing a happy expression on his dual eyes while gazing at the numerous people wearing black clothes that completely look so professional.
"... it's me…"
Hahaha, Wei~ You are so funny! Lol
Nice singing btw~ Hahaha
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