Sun Mo was just speaking out of spite.
Given his current status, worth, and his God Hands, no matter which brothel in Jinling he patronized, the procuress there wouldn't dare to treat him shabbily.
They'd definitely wash up their most popular lady, tie a beautiful ribbon on her, and then offer her to him with both hands.
Sun Mo could afford to have fun and didn't have to buy dolls or toys, not even if they were astonishingly similar to the actual things.
(Am I being too chaste?)
Sun Mo suddenly felt like a saint.
Ding! Ding!
The treasure chests opened. More green light scattered everywhere.
"F*ck your mom!"
Sun Mo was enraged.
(I might not have great luck, but don't I need some face?)
It was two more time emblems, the exact same as before.
"Calm down, this is about probability. It's on the mathematical level and isn't related to one's luck."
The system consoled him.
"Bullshit."