章節 6: Chapter 6: Why do I need to wear girls clothes!?!
Jason: MY DICK IS GONE!?!
The scream awoke another member of the guild in the inn and they rush to Jason's room. It was Reyia.
Reyia: What's wrooooo...the fuck?
In front of her was Jason whose body has grown a little bigger, now resembling a teenager, but now has extra "Growths". He jumps up to ask her what could have been done to him, then the shorts he was wearing tore.
Reyia: Jason you stay here, I'm gonna go get Sun she may know what happened.
After about three hours Reyia and Sun come into the room.
Sun: It can't be that baaaa...OMG, he looks like a hooker!? Those things could kill an ogre!?
(Crack)
Reyia: I know right!? there's some places that would kill for...
(Crack)
Jason: Could the two of you stop stabbing my man's pride like a drug dealer in a back alley for five minutes.
Reyia: Ah, sorry you just remind me of a girl I knew that was a right bitch to everyone. She ended up getting a job at a sketchy bar and now works "the night shift" if you catch my meaning.
(Shatter)
Sun: (Facepalm) Reyia, bad choice of words.
It took five hours for them to piece together the shell that was Jason's pride.
Sun: I know a guy that can come out and look at ya to see what happened but it'll take a few days to get here until then Jason needs clothes.
Jason: But I already have clothes.
Sun: You have men's clothes, women have a different body structure.
Jason: but I don't wanna wear girl's clothes!
They were able to tackle him and drag him off to the tailor. She looked confused until they told her what happened.
Tailor: Okay, I understand. Now strip.
Jason/Sun/Reyia: Pardon?
Tailor: The clothes yer wearin are too tight not only can it hurt ya it can also mess up my measurements. So strip...unless ya want me to do it fer ya.
Reyia and Sun glared daggers at the tailor.
Tailor: Relax girls I'm not gonna take your...man?
That questioning tone caused Jason to enter another bout of depression. After a while, they managed to get him calmed down. The outfit that was made for him was a white button-down shirt, a black knee-length skirt, and a black bow to tie his hair back.
Tailor: Ta-da, we have good clothes fer ya now. How ya feeling?
Jason: Soul crushing defeat, but I can't just sit and not do any work.
Reyia: Right, we need to do our jobs as adventurers.
Tailor: Well before ya go I'll just say that it was nice meetin ya, the names Maria by the way.
They said by and left to take on a simple job, hunting slimes that got too close to the village.
Reyia: Jason, if it's too much just back off, you're not used to that body yet
Jason: Don't worry, it's not hard. In fact, I'm much more accurate than before.
Reyia: Well girls tend to have more flexible bodies than men.
Jason: Flexible bodies for flexible tasks.
Reyia: Yep...wait, you dirty little...
Jason: It appears you have a flexible mind.
After about a few days the person Sun had requested had come out and taken a look at Jason. He found that Jason had a rare ability that seemed to have been forced to activate somehow. He also said that it would stabilize and Jason would be back to normal after a week.
One week later
Jason: Welcome back snakey, I've missed ya.
Reyia: That's a relief.
Jason and Sun looked at each other then grinned.
Sun: A relief eh? What's that mean.
Jason: Yeah snakey want's to know too
Reyia got a dark expression, then draws her sword.
Reyia: Snakey will get diced up and put in a jar if this is brought up again.
Meanwhile, a certain goddess is being scolded by her older sister for misusing her power.
???: Honestly, why'd you think that was a good idea Lyra?
Lyra: I didn't think of the consequences. I'm sorry for causing problems, Muse.
Muse: (Sigh) I know you got jealous but that doesn't mean you should take it out on the victim.
Lyra blushes the shade of a tomato.
Lyra: But they kissed him.
Muse: And that's his fault how exactly?
Lyra: It's not. I just got so angry...I didn't think properly.
Muse: You should get used to him attracting girls, its what he does. You knew that you were going to have to share him, so why get angry? Plus it'll be a long while before he comes back here, so you have all the time in the world.
Lyra: You're right I should keep watching and get used to his interactions with them. I'll watch him 24/7.
Muse: Ambition is all well and good, but don't watch him all the time...it's a bit creepy, and makes you sound like a yandere.
Lyra: Noooo, I don't want him to hate me, what do I do big sis?!
(Whack)
Muse: Well first things first, don't wipe your nose on my dress. Secondly, just be yourself. Now, I have to go, good luck little sis
Muse left leaving Lyra to tend to the massive knot on her head.
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