章節 3: Discussions around the Table/ Academy Friends + Omakes

(3rd Person)

"What a brat."

Menma and Mito agreed with that statement their father made.

"But.. he is still our son, Minato."

"Kushina, you know that the Nine-Tails soul resides within Naruto, what if it breaks free?"

"He is our son before the Nine-Tails, but you are right..."

Menma and Mito looked confused.

"What is the Nine-Tails?"

Minato and Kushina widen their eyes, disappointed at having to tell their 2 little incest angels about the horrid fox.

"Well, 8 years ago... When Kushina was giving birth to 3 babies, the Nine-Tails go out of its seal and slaughtered thousands. Due to us not being able to kill it due to its nature, we sealed the Yin into Mito and Yang into Menma, due to the chakra not being active or having a personality like the Nine-Tails, we can assume Naruto got the personality."

Menma smirked at the revelation while Mito is horrified. Menma knew that he was going to become a strong shinobi, possibly the 3rd shinobi god. If Naruto knew, he would think Menma is the main character of some harem/shonen manga that Naruto reads along with the perfect series known as Icha Icha.

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Inside the mindscape of Menma and Mito

"Foolish. They think that the child has my soul? That is comedy. The seal is defective due to it being too weak and my aura affects everybody around my... jailors. Though I don't know why that child is not affected? Very interesting..."

(AN: Due to the seals being in proximity and they haven't separated for long, they have one collective mind, the original Nine-Tails. Also because the malice is leaking out of the seal, it is affecting everyone including Menma and Mito, but Naruto is not affected. The amount people get infected by the malice is minuscule and dissipates quickly. The malice locked onto Naruto as it felt his presence and instinctively 'marked' Naruto for revenge so the malice makes people hate Naruto. It is only noticeable in a prolonged period, around 3 years of non-stop contact.)

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(The Next Day)

I climbed from the window and jumped outside. I look around and see Gai and Lee doing push-ups.

"Hey Gai! Hey Lee!"

I met them yesterday while training and they somehow do not hate me, I also got a verbal tick about Youth from them. I also don't know but it only appears while fighting and training.

"Why hello Naruto! Want to join us in fanning our FLAMES OF YOUTH!"

"Not right now, I need to go to the Academy!"

I wave and body flicker towards the Academy using a map I found from the trash. With a grass bag, I made that contained leaves that I can use to train among other objects, I look at the entrance. I sigh and walk inside to my assigned class, chakra control... neat. I walk into the classroom and find it half empty. The noticeable one is a guy named Shino and Kiba. I sit in the middle of them and I introduce myself.

"Hi, my name is Naruto Uzumaki!"

"My name is Shino Aburame, pleasure."

"My name is Kiba Inuzuka, and this is Akamaru!"

The dog in his lap barks when he said Akamaru. I just nod and they are really friendly, we talked about training and other subjects. Soon enough, I spot my 'siblings' entering while talking to Banshee and Avenger.

They spot me and sneer, then they walk towards a desk and sit.

"Listen up students, my name is Iruka and I will be your teacher for the next 4 years! Our first-class is chakra control, but first, we need to introduce each other one at a time."

Blah Blah Blah, after a bunch of boring "My name, is...", it is finally my turn.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki."

I say in a monotone voice and sit back down.

"Here we have are leaves and you need to put them on your forehead then only use your chakra to keep it on your forehead."

He gave each of us leaves but not without giving me a dirty look. Fucking asshole. I put the leaf he gave me onto my head and just relaxed. I could do this in my sleep, so I begin reading the Icha Icha Icha Paradise and begin reciting page 69 to no one in particular and it is funny.

"Page 69. "Please... please don't leave me!" Rika said with such conviction that was accommodated with such a healthy rose blush that-"

"Naruto! Stop reading porn out loud!"

Iruka screamed at me while some kids have either a blush or a nosebleed and some just confused. Man, I should really read the smut scenes to them, maybe after the mandatory Sex Ed class.

"I don't know what you mean Iruka, I am just sharing the power of Icha Icha with everyone."

"Well, you are disturbing the other students."

Fine. I put Icha Icha away carefully and consider climbing up the walls using chakra.

{First off, you must have balls of steel to read that in public out loud and in the classroom. Second, the next part of your chakra control is too climb a tree with chakra and no arms.}

Got it chief.

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"Welp. See ya around Kiba, Shino!"

I wave goodbye and they wave while saying bye and walk towards a weapon store. Inside this weapon store, I see a girl at the counter sharpening a kunai with a grown man. The grown man

was about middle-aged and the girl looked cute with her hair in buns on her head.

"Hello, I would like 6 standard issue and 10 shurikens. I would also like to have a course and a fine whetstone."

"Ok, that would be 1000 Ryo!"

I handed her all of the money I saved from picking up change on the floor and I got my training weapons. Apparently, the dragon told me how to use a whetstone and techniques in throwing shurikens. The technique he wants me to learn is called "Scarring the Heavens". Arrogant name, I know.

{I am not the one who made the name! Some guy named Chu Feng with his harem named it and I merely memorized it.}

I ignore him and begin training. Or as Lee and Gai would like to call it "FANNING THE FLAMES OF MY YOUTH!!!!", something along those lines. This also happens to be the day where I learn my Kage Bushin no Jutsu, or Shadow Clone Jutsu.

It creates real clones that can fight and train in any mind/Jutsu, but no training with weights and the like. I run towards the place where Tian and I meet up and create about 50 shadow clones. 30 of them are doing the tree climbing, 10 are practicing shuriken throwing, 5 are using Jutsu, and the other 5 are sparing with each other. I begin doing my usual warmup of 100 pushups, 100 squats, and running 10 KM in 10 minutes. I really need to find a way to make money to buy equipment. Then I start doing more training like punching the mountain and other exercises.

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I limped back to the meadow and just lied down on my back and dispelled my clones. Now my brain feels like it is going to split apart.

{Bear with it. After this, we are going to move onto our summoning contract.}

I thought you were inside me?

{I can create a physical form using your chakra.}

Huh, neat.

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Omake!

Why Madara really left the Hidden Leaf.

"Why Madara! Why did you leave the Hidden Leaf!"

"You know the reason!"

"I do?"

"You cheated on me with that bitch Mito!"

Hashirama didn't know what to say, considering that he wasn't gay and that they weren't in a relationship.

"If I can't have that dick, no one can!"

Madara screamed while aiming his Gunbai at Hashirama's crotch.

Omake 2

"Sorry, I will read more... BOYISH book."

I put away Icha Icha Paradise and begin reading Roommates? Or Lovers? meaning a yaoi book. If I can't protect my innocence because of yaoi, I will share it with everybody. I skip to the page where it has a... interesting scene where the two protagonists touch each others tight 'chrysanthemum' and keep doing it because they enjoy it. This is for all the girls in this classroom.

"Page 42. "Kuro-Kun. You mean the world to me... and I want to be inside you while you are also penetrating me. I-"

"Stop!"

Kiba looked at me with horror in his eyes and I looked at all the girls who had dreamy looks. Why do I feel one of them is going to become a yaoi artist?