章節 356: 356. smart move.
Me and xun'er waited outside the city gates for about twenty minutes at my behest.
She was confused why but soon got her answer when my father and about 50 other people showed up all carrying bags and their belongings.
"So you quit as the patriarch?" I asked the man in the lead.
"Well when your own son can't even live peacefully in his supposed family it really isn't much of a family plus I can protect them this way as everyone will think I have the item they want." He says to me.
"Smart thinking it would be smarter if someone robbed them a bit also." I say with a smile and waving my hand to take half the clans treasures.
"So what's the plan? I've also sent a message off to your brothers so they know what happened." he says with a slight sad look but quickly goes back to a happy smile.
"Are these the only people who followed you?" I ask curiously.
"Yep the others all stayed with the elders and not many would want to leave their homes for a now retired patriarch." he said sadly.
"That's fine their loss I suppose." I say to his confusion.
I transport us all into my kingdom appearing in my throne room.
Everyone is shocked and confused.
there's some people wearing white clothes in the throne room who suddenly kneel.
"My lord you've returned we await your instructions." They all say as I rub my forhead.
"Didn't I tell you guys to stop doing that. Honestly do you guys practice that in your spare time?" I ask.
"Maybe a little to get everyone in sync."
"Ugh whatever can some of you please show these people around and get them settled in." There was a scramble of rock paper scissors games as well as some people cheating for some reason.
It didn't go as planned as they just started fighting each other. I can only facepalm at this group of idiots I mean there's a few smart ones but I mostly got the goof troupe.
Finally a person I can rely on shows up. "Master I can handle them." came a voice from the corner of the room.
"Oh thank you Bella your a life saver." I sigh in relief.
She quickly hurries them out of the room leaving me with xun er and my new father.
However before any of them can say anything I'm swarmed by the sternritter girls. "My lord how was your day." They ask looking at me.
"Well I was broken up with by my so called fiancée. Beat up an elder from a giant clan. Left my clan and here i am now so a pretty typical day." I say with a happy smile.
"Someone dumped you?!" Came a barking laugh from the other side of the room.
"Yes Sirius I was dumped." I say to the happy go lucky man.
"And here we all thought you were the perfect ladies man." he laughed some more.
"Speaking of it how is your ex doing? I forget what her name was....." I say with a pondering look.
"Don't bring that up you said we weren't going to talk about it anymore!!!!" He shouts at me with red eyes.
"Ah that's right her Name was Jimmy right a few charms and he looked the proper woman." I said with a chuckle.
"You better shut up! I forgot people can change how they look and I may have been a little drunk." he said in depression.
"It's okay the worst part was only that her penis was bigger than your I heard." how cruel taking home a lovely young lady who has a big wang.
"Noooooooo!" he shouts leaving the room.
"My lord do you want us to get rid of her for you? Who can't understand your greatness? We can blow her up or something." one of them says I'm sure her name is bambietta. I know this because her ability is to make things explode and she is particularly sadistic.
"Your sadistic side is coming out. And no we aren't going to blow them up yet maybe later though." I say patting her head.
"Aww no fun." she pouts.
"You can go blow up hidan for a while I'm sure he's quite bored." I tell the woman.
"Ooooh okay." She happily speeds off.
Hidan really holds the kingdom together.
The other girls just start chatting and flirting happily. However don't let their innocent appearance fool you most of them are pretty insane. one who like to electrocute her opponents one who has monstrous strength one who turns her foes into zombies and even her allies. One who makes her enemies question and doubt everything they ever knew. Quite a few nasty abilities. They are good friends with Anko and Bella and even Akeno. I think there's some kind of odd sadist club somewhere in the kingdom I've yet to find it though.
After chatting with the girls for a while dinner is prepared and everyone chows down happily talking about their day and making fun of me for getting dumped.
I just laugh it off. After dinner I answer most of the questions from xun'er and my new dad. They are quite amazed by the whole situation. Xun'er will be traveling with me and the old man will be staying here to settle the clan down properly and make sure they behave.
I pack up for a good camping trip style adventure and change my clothes. Seriously why does everyone have fucking robes? you can bet your ass I'll be out conquering the universe in a dinosaur shirt and some jeans with light up sketchers. I don't give a shit cause it's comfortable.
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