章節 343: 343. Winner.
The raid on Aizen was an outstanding success we only lost a couple soul reapers and and Aizen was completely defeated. Gin went back peacefully however tousen didn't want to come quietly however it didn't matter much as he quickly had the shit kicked out of him.
They were both to be judged by the captain commander Gin only lost his rank for a while and was put on probation. However Tousen was to be stripped of his power and imprisoned.
This was all helped along with truth serum so no lies where told and it was proven that Gin only wanted to kill Aizen however Tousen wanted more.
none of this really mattered much to me I did get to watch Gin get the crap beat out of him by rangiku for being an idiot which was funny.
Other than that not much else happened. I was happily sitting in my office looking at my spoils of war. Which was a full hogyoku. Such a curious item. Grants the users most deepest desire and has a will of its own like a living being. a powerful object capable of granting dreams and changing reality.
Suddenly some tacos appear on my desk. "Perfect." I put the little taco making item away and happily eat my lunch.
I wave my hand and suddenly two people appear before me. A red and a blue haired woman, twins in all except hair color.
"Yo." I happily wave as they look at me in confusion and wariness.
"Who are you?" one of them asks.
"Captain of the 5th squad in soul society, taco lover extraordinaire, and storybook reader to children sometimes." I say happily.
"Where are we?" the other asks.
"Soul society newly renovated and rebuilt with a couple changes in rules."
"Why did you bring us here?" they both ask.
"Well you see it was either that or you get destroyed like all the rest of the hollows in hueco mundo and I was rather curious about you." I tell them.
"What do you mean get destroyed like the rest of the hollows?" they look at me in fear.
A little screen pops up showing how exactly the war went down to their shock and horror.
"Ah don't worry I don't plan to kill you or anything I actually just picked you guys up put of boredom. a few years back I picked up a few hollows to make my new friends and figured I'd do that for you aswell." I laugh.
"Friends? Aren't you supposed to kill hollows?" the blue haired one asks.
"Nah I do what I want."
"What do we have to do as your friends?" the other eyed me warily.
"Nothing at all I'll even provide you with proper homes and the ability to evolve further."
"And why would you do that?"
"Because I can and I'm bored."
"That's all?"
"Yep."
They stepped back a few feet and started whispering to each other looking at me occasionally.
"Can we speak with the other hollows first then decide?" they ask me.
"Sure." I summon my squad who look at the newcomers curiously.
"These two might be new hollows moving in to the kingdom and wanted the opinion of their fellow hollows so please answer their questions." I tell them.
The twins are surrounded and asked questions then ask questions themselves.
after about an hour they reach a decision. "We accept. However we have a few conditions." they say with a kind of meek look like I'd turn them down.
"Sure fire away."
"We want to become human like them." They say.
"Sure that's easy it just takes a little time." I tell them.
"We where told about shopping and hair brushing and how amazing it is we also want that along with video games." They still look at me with a bit of confusion.
I look over at Starrk and the girls who all look away except harribel.
I know the culprits behind this.
"I accept I mean it's not like you don't need clothes and I already brush everyone else a couple more won't matter. However if you get lazy from video games like him." I point at starrk. "I'll make you go through some terrible training like he's fixing too."
Starrk looks at me in horror.
a portal opens up and scathach comes out grabbing the scared man before dragging him inside.
"Noooooo!" The portal snaps closed.
I look at the girls who eye me with some fear and smile happily.
"Harribel you'll be joining me and the twins for some shopping and you get to buy whatever you want, The rest of you all have paperwork I believe." The blonde just does a fist pump. "Yes!" it looks adorable with her emotionless face.
After that I leave behind the bitter looking troublemakers and have a nice day of shopping in the real world I mean sure I could buy whatever from the system but where's the fun in that.
Plus I get to go to game stop and browse. I love browsing.
after that harribel taught the girls about proper bathing and they all got their hair brushed in content by me and my clones.
Now some of you are probably wondering. He's not really going to use the hogyoku to just make lunch is he? Your right that would be a waste of a perfectly good godly wish granting item.
I'll also use it to make snacks.
The mighty munch marble.
I'm sure I'm going to receive a very long list of what I could do with this item but being the god level genius that I am I'm going to ignore it and soak up the rage of the readers like a sponge to feed my chaos.
( A/N Now we all know about little Billy who complains about absolutely everything. But Billy has a brother. His name is Harry often called helpful Harry. What little Harry does is go through every single thing I've ever typed in my god damn life and point out every single thing I've ever done wrong and post a mile long comment on how I messed up and could do it better often providing me with his own godly genius and giving me exactly zero proper thanks for anything mostly just bitching. There's a limit to constructive criticism and at some point you kinda just start to tick me off. I mean it's all good your trying to help but for the love of god, small books in the comment sections about what you want fixed isn't going to get it done fam anything longer than like a paragraph I'm too damn lazy to read. Just leave some stuff every few chapters like hey man this would be cool and then leave a thank you. a 4 page thesis on why I'm stupid won't work. Sincerely the author. I do what I want.)
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