章節 165: 165. Starks
Me and the entire stark family were sitting in the meeting area I had magicked up some nice grub for everyone like cheeseburgers and fries. Everyone was still just staring at me. "Well let's get this out of the way and talk about your dumbass friend Robert really you let him be king what a joke." Ned frowned at this. "What are you talking about?" I bring up screens to show the previous kingdom different angles pictures of city guards robbing the commoners, king Robert drunk off his ass. "The iron throne is 6 million gold dragons in debt to the iron bank there are more homeless in the kingdom than rats. I'm working to fix that. His children aren't even his own children." I bring up pictures of about 20 of Robert baratheons bastard children they all look like a younger him same black hair and facial features then I bring up the other 3 all blonde and looking like a certain brother to the queen.
"tell me kids can you spot a difference?" everyone can see it you'd have to be stupid not too. "Then who do the children belong too?" asked catelyn "Well you see there's a certain thing called incest that happens and when it does sometimes you get a mad king like a lot of the valaryians or one joffrey boratheon the queen has a fondness for night visits from her brother the kingslayer." more shock.
"There's nothing you can even do unless you want a massive war on your hands March up there and tell him? Sure it's not like he's surrounded by lannisters. call up your banners? and do what get out moneyed and armed by the lannisters again then it just becomes a battle of attrition and from what I've seen you guys are pretty poor."
"My personal advice I'd keep your family out of it. or at least bide your time for a few years. start training and stockpiling supplies way I see it you've got a few years before anything nasty happens." there was more hushed whispers from catelyn and ned. "ah and one more request I want buttercup here as my personal squire." I point at Jon who looks confused. Ned looked at Jon. "it's up to him." I just give him a look "but I always thought about joining the nights watch?" "why would you even want to join that place your what 16 and you want to give up adventures a wife and your future for a bunch of rapists, thieves, and murderers? Your uncle is probably only 1 of maybe 3 good crows in the nights watch the rest all come from prison cells in kings landing."
he looked offended until ned confirmed I was right. "I accept your offer." "cool I'll let you train with my teacher." I give him a grin that makes him shiver. "can I retract my acceptance?"
"No."
After that it was all just explaining what I knew and how things were. I also threw Jon into the kingdom to get some basic lessons from teacher. A few hours later he popped out looking like a beaten swollen meat log. "What the hell was that monster!?!? She's a demon!! And what where those rocks she was throwing at me? The only thing she told me to do was dodge!" Jon cried out. "Ah good Ole rock cakes how I miss those days."
It hadn't been more than 3 days since he had dodging practice and he still gets hit by more than he dodges in his human body. Vampire and ninja body have it so much easier.
This clone would be staying In winterfell for a while to make sure everything got done properly and he had fixed all that he could. He would use vampire hypnosis on theon greyjoy hardcore and make him the epitome of loyal he helped the boys with better swordplay and martial arts. He even taught little arya she was only about 8 right now. I had bought dire wolf puppies in the shop and given them to all the kids and even the adults when I explained they would grow as big as horses in a few months they looked shocked ned got a nice big pitch black dire wolf the others I got ones matching the stories. I fed them all premium food from the kingdom aswell.
I was in the weirwood grove and I had kept getting this feeling I was being watched and I would always catch a shadow of something right out of the corner of my eye. The feeling kept coming from the tree. I know it's controlled by the children of the forest and the 3 eyed raven some creepy little elf like creatures with sharp teeth that remind me of scary dolls. I figured wtf and put my hand on the tree I got visions of the area they were at and pictures of the white walkers very vivid visions. lots of crap I already knew. I just apparated away to their base. "you know it's mighty rude to force visions and prophecies on other right?" I asked the tree looking man suspended in brances. "you why can I not see you?" "ah well you see its like a magical shield that doesn't work for people I don't want it to work for." at this point I'm surrounded by the little elf things pointing sharps sticks at me. "you guys want a better place to stay?" "what do you mean?" he asked me in a confused voice. "I have a kingdom that is hidden out of this dimension. if you want I can give you a nice place to live with lots of food and natural energy."
Then without waiting I just drag the whole area into some woods in my kingdom. a bunch of notifications go off about spiritual creatures. I ignore it. "well here ya go enjoy." Then I just piss off back to winterfell. creepy little shits.
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