章節 619: 619. Life is Good
Zeno blinked and looked at the small button. "What is this?"
"This is a teleportation device that will allow you to come to my realm. There, you can play with my kids and grandkids. There are many more animals to play with too." Alexander revealed.
"Really? Can we go there now?" Zeno asked excitedly.
"Haha, sure. Grab my hand." He showed him his hand.
Zeno jumped and grabbed his fingers. Though he had to fly to do so.
*POP*
They vanished immediately. But, just as they left, the two attendants of Zeno arrived. Not finding him or being able to sense him anywhere, they got nervous.
They looked at Grand Priest worriedly. But Grand Priest was calm. "Don't worry, he is with the God."
...
Phixheim,
"WHOAAAAA... this place looks amazing." Zeno was awestruck when he saw the scenery around him.
As if hungry dogs having smelled bones, all the kids and tailed beasts came to Alexander to see who this small kid was.
"Who is this blue kid?" Kurama asked while sniffing Zeno. Zeno also interestedly looked at them.
"I am Zeno. I came here to play and have fun." Zeno said.
Hearing the word fun, Chomei came forward. "Then you came to the right place. We do nothing here except for having fun. Follow me, we were going to play football."
Zeno followed without thinking twice. Alexander also let them be. He went to find Buddha and others.
As he expected, he found Buddha meditating under a tree by the lake. Around him, some birds were sitting and some unicorns were freely grazing. Alexander immediately clicked a picture. He was going to keep it as a memory.
*Sip*
"Ah, drinking tea after meditation has its own charm." Iroh came from the castle. In his hand was, as always, a glass of tea.
"Where are Olivia and the others? I need to take them out to Goku's house. He has invited me to the baby shower. He's going to become a father once again." Alexander said.
"I saw Sister Olivia in the backyard vegetable garden. Don't know about kids." Iroh notified and walked to Buddha.
Alexander left them and went to find his wife. There, he found her plucking carrots. Beside her were Natasha, Amy and Medusa. Rina and Gali were also there but they were playing with Thea and not helping.
Alexander went ahead and started helping. Olivia looked at him with suspicion.
Alexander raised his hands in surrender, "What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Because this is not how you normally behave. What do you need?" She asked.
Alexander's eyebrows twitched, "Come one, Oli. I'm not like what you think. I am a loving husband and an amazing grandpa."
He put his arms on Amy and Medusa's shoulder. They chucked at that.
"But I still think you came here for something and not just because you wanted to spend time with your old wife," Olivia argued.
*Cough*
"Actually, it is both," Alexander said, piquing Olivia's interest.
"You see, Goku, one of my students is having a son. So, they have organised a baby shower and have invited me. So, I want to take you along." Alexander explained.
"Oh, why didn't you say that earlier? Let's go. I will bring them some fresh vegetables too." Olivia cheerfully said. She waved her hand and all kinds of vegetables magically flew out of their farm and organised themselves in a big bag.
"Oli, you could have used magic from the start. Why were you physically plucking vegetables?" Alexander asked.
"Huh, you won't understand. That was my way of spending my time with my lovely daughters. Now, don't stand there. Let's go, Alex." She nudged and left to get ready, leaving behind Amy and the rest chuckling.
"Seriously, once I retire from all this. She is going to complain that I spend too much time around you all. *sigh* Women are hard to understand, no matter how powerful I get." Alexander mumbled to himself.
After a while, Olivia came dressed in a plain yet good looking dress. "Let's go, Alex."
"Wait, let's take Thea and Ajax with us," Alexander suggested.
...
Goku's House,
Some close friends of the family and Alexander had arrived there. Surprisingly, Beerus was also there. He came just for the food though. As it turned out, it was Bulma, Vegeta's wife, who was sponsoring all this. She also had given birth to a son recently.
*WOOSH*
While everyone was eating, a light from the sky came and Whis appeared. On his shoulder was Hats, sitting lazily. It was weird seeing the God of Destruction acting like this but Hats' official status was much higher and he was more powerful than Whis, hence Whis had no problem with the current arrangement.
After seeing Hats, Ajax ran up to chat. The two had become very good friends after their journey together in Fullmetal Alchemist world.
"Hey, kid." Hats greeted.
"Sup, Hats. Let's go and eat." Ajax greeted back.
The two left to find a good spot to eat, but then Ajax asked something, "What is Baby Shower, Hats? Do people bathe here? I did bring my swimming trunks just to be sure."
Hats laughed, "Hahaha, no, Ajax. It's just a ceremony to celebrate the arrival of a new kid."
"But aren't they late for that?" Ajax asked.
Hats didn't understand what he meant, "What do you mean?"
"I mean, you told me how babies are born. Doesn't having sex also deserve a baby shower? Because so many sperms get showered over the eggs? Sperms are just small babies right?" Ajax explained what his mind had come up with.
It was hilarious to Hats as he rolled on the ground in laughter, "Mwahahaha... Damn, son. How do you come up with all this? You are wrong. The purpose of a baby shower is for family and friends to shower the parents-to-be with gifts and needs for the baby. Baby showers help parents-to-be get a head start on items such as diapers, baby clothes, and more."
Ajax embarrassingly nodded, "So that's what Baby Shower is."
After this, they focused on eating food, not talking about what had just happened.
...
Olivia, on the other hand, was very enthusiastic about gifts. She didn't just bring vegetables but also years worth of diapers and baby formula.
Chi-Chi was overwhelmed by all this, "Wha... T-Thank you."
Olivia chuckled, "What have you thought about the name?"
"Gotan, that's what his name will be," Chi-Chi replied. As a martial artist, it was normal for her to know about her body. So, she already knew the gender of the baby.
"Hmm, that rhymes with the name of your husband and firstborn."
...
"So, Lord Beerus, how is your time being spent on this planet?" Whis asked the ex-god of destruction.
"Haha, I am enjoying my life, Whis. I just opened a demolition company to earn money. It was very successful and I made a lot of money. Now, I just relax and eat. Pretty sure Champa must be having trouble though. He was never a hard worker." Beerus commented and gloated over his brother's misfortune.
"That is indeed good to hear, Lord Beerus. Food on earth is very delicious. But don't you get bored?" Whis inquired.
"No, who in their right mind can get bored with such delicious food. Life is good." Beerus laid back on his garden chair.
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