章節 317: 317. A Mule
"Woah, what are you doing here, sexy old man?" Deadpool voiced from over the shoulders of the tribal people.
"I sent you back to your universe. Why are you here?" Alexander annoyingly asked.
"You mean I am not in my universe? Woah, that's so cool." Deadpool cheered.
"No wonder I felt weird when I touched that shiny wall when you sent me back," he added.
"*SIGH* That was the wall separating you and the multiverse you fool, and what have you been doing here all this time?" Alexander asked further.
Deadpool put both his hands on his waist, "Meet my subjects. I am their king. But sadly I couldn't make my own harem, they look weird and their biology is different, the females here have the hotdog and the men have the doughnut and besides, you were the only one in my mind. Give it to me now... "
Deadpool jumped towards Alexander like a sex fiend but he soon received a punch in the face from Ragnarok. Ragnarok was always disgusted by him for some reason.
"No, you are going back. This time for good." Alexander sternly said and pointed his hand towards him.
Deadpool quickly ran back and hid behind one of the native aliens.
"No no no... I'm not going back this time. I'm gonna have some adventures. I've been stuck on this planet for so many months." He complained.
Just then Alexander had an idea, "Hmmm... I think I do have a job for you"
Deadpool excitedly jumped at Alexander and tried to kiss his face but received a kick to his face.
Then Alexander looked back at the people. The moment Deadpool leaves with them the people will probably go back to fighting each other as there won't be anyone left to keep them together.
So he used magic and made a Deadpool look-alike Golem who would rule them and at least bring them to the industrialization stage.
"Oooh... who is this sexy man?" Deadpool interjected, seeing himself as the Golem.
"Let's go, Wade. We need to go back to Coruscant." He ordered and started flying up. He was using force to bring him along too.
"Wait, I have heard this word 'Coruscant' before... Ummm... was it a toilet cleaner I drank that day?" Deadpool muttered.
"It's a planet. We are in the Star Wars universe, Wade." Alexander informed him.
Deadpool suddenly had stars in his eyes, "Woah, I live in Star wars. Has Anakin turned emo? I so wanna see him kill those Younglings. So dark and badass."
"No, Anakin is my student now and he is a good boy." Alexander corrected him.
"Ah man, why did you change stuff? Emo Anakin was the best, not to mention I won't get to see Darth Vader now. I was so looking forward to getting choked by him." Deadpool nonstop muttered.
As a punishment, Alexander didn't help him when they were in the vacuum. Deadpool was out of the game for a while after that.
They came back to the ship and continued their journey to Coruscant.
Once on the ship, Alexander started to sort out all the hundreds of Holocrons. He needed to make sure what was sharable to the Jedi Order and what was not. Most of them were filled with various kinds of knowledge about force abilities both Dark and light. But what interested him was the white one. Because they were made before the first Sith lord rose and a division formed and the light side came into existence.
The white ones were neutrals and had the knowledge about the history of the Force and how to connect with it better. There were also a few historical Holocorns filled with biographies of famous good and bad people, like Darth Revan.
All in all, most of it wasn't harmful but some of them shouldn't be allowed to be used by below Master level Jedi. Not to mention, the Jedi Order was not always secure as they had a history of a few Jedi changing sides.
*BEEP*
"Sir, I sensed 2 Venator-class Star Destroyers, 3 Acclamator-class assault ships, and 20-star fighters just appearing behind us." Ghost reported. They hadn't initiated a space jump yet which was why they were tracked.
Alexander raised an eyebrow. His ship now had an ID belonging to the Republic, so not many should stop him or mess with him. Even less so after seeing its grand size.
"Okay, let's see who it is. If they attack, you can retaliate." He gave the command.
"We are being hailed." Ghost alerted.
"Let it through," Alexander said.
Soon they see a face on the holographic screen. Alexander instantly recognizes the person in it.
"Oh, who do we have here? Isn't this the great Darth Mule," Alexander mocked.
Ghost played donkey's braying in the background. Behind Alexander, all the kids, Ragnarok and Deadpool laughed.
Darth Maul sneered at the insult to his name. "So, you are the so-called Supreme Grandmaster of the Jedi. What a preposterous name."
Ragnarok scoffed, "It's still better than adding 'Lord' behind your name, damn imperialists."
Darth Maul probably couldn't sustain more injury to his pride and called for the strike, "Do It"
Soon all the enemy ships started firing their weapons at Alexander's Super Star Destroyer.
If it was a normal Super Star Destroyer then it may have gotten damaged but this was different. It was an upgraded version made and designed by the genius in both Magical enchantment and science, Howard Stark. Not to mention, they were made of Vibranium.
So, all the impact on the body from the incoming attacks gets stored as kinetic energy in a special cannon from where the energy would get discharged as a concentrated shot.
Just one shot from Alexander's ship destroyed one of the Venator-class Star Destroyers.
Alexander called Darth Maul this time, "Coming to me was your biggest mistake, Darth Maul. But I am going to capitalize on this opportunity.
Alexander raised his hand towards Darth Maul on the screen.
At the same time, a few kilometers away in Darth Maul's ship. Darth Maul felt a thrust of the force coming towards him and holding onto his neck. It was a force choke. He soon started hovering in the air while trying to breathe. He couldn't believe that Alexander was able to do this from such distance and without even seeing him in real-time.
Then something even crazier happened. A green shield formed around him and he was pulled out of the Control room of his ship. But his body didn't destroy anything in the ways and instead passed through the matter like he was a ghost.
He got pulled towards Alexander's ship and soon he was in front of him.
"I know you don't like Darth Sidious. He took you in as a child without asking for your choice and then replaced you with Dooku. What a tragedy. So, if you agree to give testimony against Darth Sidious in the future, I can grant you balanced freedom." Alexander proposed,
Darth Maul didn't speak then. He wasn't a heavy talker anyway and he was probably trying to understand how Alexander knew about Lord Sidious.
"Okay, don't speak then. I am stripping you of your Force powers permanently. From now on, you will just be a normal humanoid being with good martial skills." Alexander announced.
As expected, Darth Maul's eyes widened in shock. He was then sent to prison cells which looked no worse than a five-star hotel room.
"Woahhh... Grandmaster is so cool, please teach us too." The little younglings flocked to him.
Alexander's heart warmed up, "Haha, okay kiddies. I'll teach you."
...
Palpatine was in his office when he got the news that the fleet he sent to take down the so-called Supreme grandmaster had gone missing and they couldn't communicate with it.
He called Dooku on holocomm, "Lord Tyranus, did you receive any report from Darth Maul?"
Dooku denied, "No, Lord Sidious, but I received news from general Grievous. He was attacked and defeated by the new Jedi supreme grandmaster. The Jedi was able to take away the younglings."
Darth Sidious sneered, "Incompetence, all of you are incompetent. We are so close to victory. We can't afford any mistakes now. Send someone to look for Darth Maul, NOW! He knows too much, kill him if he's found"
The call disconnected and Palpatine seethed in rage, feeling like electrocuting someone.
...
Jango Fett had been staying with Count Dooku for a while and gathering all the data about his treachery. But today he got the best of it.
He was able to record a conversation between Count Dooku and Chancellor Palpatine whom he called Lord Sidious, meaning that he was the Sith Dark Lord.
He was now being sent to go out and find Darth Maul but he was instead planning on going to Alexander.
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This is a 30 chapter long arc.
1st battle of Geonosis will not happen. Alexander destroyed Hutt Clan, which changed things big time as many hyperlane routes available to the republic and separatists before are not there anymore.
Palpatine has changed some things to consolidate power and has brought in the clones earlier.
Alexander saved Shmi which changes Palpatine's plans for inducting Anakin.
Alexander has full control over the Outer Rim.
Also, things are moving way faster in this arc so it may seem like just one chapter but in the world, a lot of time has gone by.
This arc will only go as far as the order 66 and after that, it will be coming to an end.
I know Darth Maul's existence is weird. Even if he survived like in the animated series, he shouldn't be following Palpatine's orders.
Sorry, this arc wasn't the best in terms of timeline management. I didn't know many details about Star Wars and just got hooked while writing this arc, which is why so many details are missing.
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