章節 47: 47. Scammer Raccoon and Game of Thrones
The white light vanished and Alexander found himself standing in the middle of a street and on both sides were houses. He looked around to pinpoint the era he was in.
~Hmm... The architecture looks like modern Japan. Sweet, I'm gonna buy so much stuff here for my next world. But the main question is, where am I?~
He started to walk around aimlessly. After walking for a while, he came to an empty lot. There were a bunch of kids sitting on large pipes. Then... then Alexander saw the most powerful and dumb being in the entire multiverse. Probably only second to God.
Roundhead, fat, short and a 4th-dimensional pocket on his belly.
~I am in Doraemon world!~
Doraemon was probably the cartoon he had seen the most. No matter when he visited the orphanages in his world, Doraemon would always be on T.V. And seriously, some of his gadgets were so OP that if they were to fall into someone bad' hands, world domination would be a piece of cake. Then there was Nobita the genius. No matter which gadget you give him, he'd always find the worst possible way to use it or straight up lose it to his nemesis Gian and Suneo.
His senses came back and saw Gian and Suneo beating Doraemon and Nobita. Seriously how can two, dumb 9-year-olds beat a robot from the 22nd century?
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" He shouted, scaring Gian and Suneo to run away. Alexander looked like a foreigner and was 6 feet 5 which was enough to scare them away.
Nobita stood up, all bruised up. Alexander waved his hand and all scratches vanished. Even his clothes got cleaned. Doraemon looked at him with interest.
"Who are you, sir?" The fat cat politely asked.
Alexander was still wearing his white Jedi Robes, so he decided to act the part. His body started to shine in a golden light, giving a warm and majestic feeling.
Soon both of them kneeled down and started to pray "Oh, Kamisama" they repeated.
Alexander seriously had no idea what he was supposed to do in this world. It was literally sunflowers and fairy tales. Closest you could come to evil was Gian and Suneo.
Alexander wanted to talk with Doraemon alone so he conjured a remote-controlled plane and gave it to Nobita. Who took it and ran to Shizuka's house to show it to her.
"Doraemon, you have not done your duty correctly. You were sent to past to make Nobita better but all you have done is turn Nobita from a normal useless guy to a happy useless guy." Alexander scolded.
"Oh Kamisama, please forgive me," Doraemon pleaded and bowed repeatedly.
"Nobita is mentally sick. He has both ADHD and OCD. He can not focus on things for more than 15 minutes and he is too obsessed with Shizuka. I can heal him and make him normal. But you'll have to surrender 12 gadgets to me," he said.
"The best I can do is 9," Doraemon said in a mechanical voice.
~What the, why did he turn into a pawn shop? Is this where all his intelligence lies?~
"Seriously, you don't want Nobita to get better?" He asked.
"Sorry, no bargaining," Doraemon replied.
"10"
"No, 9 or nothing" Doraemon replied.
"Alright, it's 9 and I choose them all," Alexander said.
"No, you choose 7, I choose 2" the raccoon replied.
"Okay, I choose, Time cloth, Anywhere door, Big and small light aka Gulliver's beam light(Big and small light combined), Restoring Beam(Makes broken things usable), Upgrade light(Turn fake things real), Delux Light(turns things into a better version of themselves) and Mecha maker(Put the designs and metal and it will make real mecha). I want these," he ordered.
"I give you Take copter and Dressup camera," the raccoon said and took out all the gadgets.
~This is a scam, such useless gadgets. I really feel like purifying this fat raccoon now~
Alexander put them all in his dimensional pocket and left the raccoon alone to find Nobita and heal him. He was going to keep his end of the deal.
Alexander found Nobita sneaking around Shizuka's bathroom.
"Hey, Nobita. Come here" He called, scaring the boy.
Alexander quickly made him drink some potions and left him there. Then he flew to find Gian and Suneo. He checked the world purity level and it was 89.9%. He found the gorilla and the fox bullying some little kid for his lollipop.
~Yeah, they need some spanking~ he thought.
He used his eye of judgment and sure enough they had been bullying kids a lot. In a world so pure, even a small kind of evil can have big effects.
||Gian and Suneo - category 2
Bullying - 10,687
Sin percentage - 31%||
Alexander put them in time torture. In their mind, they did community work for 10 years. Every time they even thought about something bad, random dog would bite them. After 1 hour they would wake up. In the meantime, Alexander went shopping. He bought many electrical things for his castle and also bought a lot of miniature models of various kinds of ships and stuff. After 1 hour he received the message and was on his way to the next world.
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~Come on, send me to a nice world now~ he cursed.
...
He went through the same experience and when the white light disappeared, he opened his eyes. He looked around. The air was very cold there.
He was wearing a white Wolf's hide thick long coat with cape over his Jedi Robes. He looked around and he was at a large table. 4 more people were sitting near him.
Then suddenly a memory came. ~He was the elder brother of the lord of Winterfell and the warden of the north, Lord Rickard Stark, the father of Brandon Stark, Eddard 'Ned' Stark, Benjen Stark, and Lyanna Stark. Though, there was also a big secret in the stark family about him. The thing is that he was this old even when Rickard Stark was born. Every lord of Winterfell is told about the secret identity of the ever-present Alexander Maxim Universe Stark. He was hailed as the patron god of the Starks and also the true god of the world. They called him All-Father. There were even temples of him all around the world and all people generally agreed on the point that All-father was god of the gods. Worshippers of old gods, the seven or any other religion, they all prayed to the All-father on occasions. Only the Stark patriarchs were allowed to know that the All-father was very alive.~
He was currently north of the wall in a wildling camp. He had won their friendship after defeating them single-handedly.
After his memories came he relaxed a bit. A red-headed 13-year-old boy came into the tent with a plate full of cooked meat.
"What's your name, boy?" Alexander asked.
"Tormund" The boy proudly answered.
"Join us, son. You look like a guy with nice stories. Come s..."
Before Alexander could say anything more, Dobby entered the tent. He was wearing heavy fur clothing and a similar cloak as his.
"Boss, a guy from Winterfell is here"
"Send him in," he said.
A young 17 or so year old boy scaredly entered the tent and kneeled.
"M-My lord. Unfortunate news. The Mad King murdered Lord Rickard Stark and Lord Brandon Stark. Lord Eddard has called the banners and has joined with the army of the Vale under Lord Jon Arryn and the Stormlands under lord Robert Baratheon." The boy said.
Alexander slowly stood up. His towering height adding to the tension in the room. Dobby was way taller but he was standing outside doing something only God knows.
"And how many days did it take you to come here?" He asked.
"15, my lord," he said.
*Sigh* "Well, I guess we'll have to postpone the drinks Tormund. I've got a King to punish," He loudly said.
"YEAH"
"KILL THE KING"
The men in the room cheered with whatever was in their hands. Wine, meat or just fists.
"Dobby, don the armor. We're leaving for King's Landing." He told Dobby telepathically. He was in a little rush because he could feel that a stark was still alive somewhere south. Ned was probably just at the trident fighting Prince Rhaegar.
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Then he looked at the messenger "What's your name boy? And why did they send you?"
"Name's Kreed, my lord. I was going to join the night's watch. I am a commoner bastard so I didn't have many options. I had just arrived at the castle black when they received the raven and then they sent me to tell you." Kreed answered.
"Son. They played you. No newcomer is allowed to go alone beyond the wall. Still, the fact that you came, in one piece. Speaks about your skills and courage. It's your good luck. How would you like to become my squire?" Alexander said while donning his armor. He didn't need to but it was a nice experience.
Kreed quickly fell to his knees. "I'll be honored my lord"
"Nice, now get up. And stop calling me my lord in every sentence, call me Boss, when we're alone or with the freemen" he said looking at men around him.
"Freemen, it has a better ring to it than wildlings," Jormun said, he was a local leader.
"Okay fellas, see you later" He gave them bear hugs and walked out.
Dobby was also in his black armor. Alexander and Dobby wanted to straight away apparate but they had Kreed with them so they decided to get to castle black on horse and from there they'll apparate.
Their journey was fast. Alexander and Dobby had fed their horse special potions to make them extra strong and they also lived in Phixheim. The horses had their own armor which they weren't wearing at the moment. In some hours, they arrived at Castle Black.
The first thing he did was ask for the guy who sent Kreed alone beyond the wall. Turns out, the guy wasn't working on Lord Commander's orders. Alexander found him and checked his sins. Sure enough, he was a murderer and a rap*st. Alexander had checked the world Purity level and it was just 30%, meaning that most people on the planet had committed a crime.
*SLASH*
Alexander straight away used his 6 feet long dragonslayer sword and killed him while also using his eye to send the guy's soul to hell for redemption. Many men had gathered around him due to that scene.
"If any of you have a problem with this, then come and find me at Winterfell" he calmly said and left.
"Alright Kreed, Take this letter and give it to my nephew Benjen. I'll start your training when I return to Winterfell" He ordered his new squire.
"Yes, my lord. I'll fulfill this mission," Kreed respectfully bowed.
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