Returning unsuccessful, Jake's head protruded out of the ground with a disappointment that could not be concealed. Looking up, his eyeballs almost popped out when his gaze was caught directly by a tantalizingly captivating canyon. Sarah, unaware of his return, was standing right above him with a worried expression on her face, her legs slightly spread apart...
"Aaah! "Noticing the head sticking out of the ground, Sarah kicked it brutally by reflex, before leaping backwards, crossing her legs with indignation in order to hide her private parts.
The mystery thickens a bit, but I think there are already quite a few clues as to where we're headed.