章節 82: Chapter 82: Enter fat Beerus, Champa
We were all still training on Beerus' planet. Goku and Vegeta were sparring while I focused on meditation under 500X gravity while I awaited my turn. I stayed afloat in a meditative position. This way I could train my mind, energy and body, by keeping myself in a hover I trained all three at the same time. Vegeta lost out in the spar and turned Super Saiyan Blue to win against Goku. For breaking the rules, Whis gave all three of us the fat pressure and gravity suits from the original story. The weight of the suit was distributed throughout the body except for the hands, feet, head and my tail. I undo my gravity before I crush myself to death but before that could happen I still fell back first flat on the floor. I got back up and flew slowly to start my sparring with both Goku and Vegeta.
Whis: This is punishment for breaking your word.
Sage: I wasn't even sparring yet Whis-san, why am I included?
Whis: This way it can be fair.
Vegeta: This is… I can hardly move.
Goku: UGGGHH, Thanks a lot, Vegeta!
Vegeta: Don't you go getting snooty with me Kakarot!?
Goku: You want a piece of me, Vegeta?!
Sage: It's my turn dammit! If not then the both of you can come at me!
It was my turn to spar without transforming. I sparred with Goku because Vegeta broke the rules first. Because I was already training under heavy gravity the weighted and pressurized suit was suppressing me a little bit. Goku was still wobbling around. A few minutes of sparring and with a flash two figures appeared. A fat version of Beerus, Champa and his beautiful angel attendee, Vados. I have little to no hope in trying to get Vados or any other angel because of their duties and status. The only way I might get something from her that might not even be sexual, probably a peck on the cheek, would be if I cooked for her. As for status, even when the other universes were being erased in the Tournament of Power the angels were still alive as the Gods of Destruction went with their universes. If I have a better chance with anyone it would be Caulifla or Kale from the Sadala planet of universe 6.
Champa: Who are those 3 imbeciles? Your new Disciples? Long time no see, Whis.
Whis: Well now, what a surprise. If it isn't Champa-sama.
Vegeta: Hey, what's that all about? There's someone down there that looks like Beerus-sama!
Goku: And there's even some chick that looks a lot like Whis-san…
Whis: How may I be of service to you?
Champa: Go and Get Beerus for me.
Whis: He's probably getting some beauty sleep… But as you wish, just wait here a moment.
Whis left to get Beerus. Goku and Vegeta flew down to see the guests. I knew who they were so I mostly kept my mouth shut and followed behind them. I knew Goku grew up in the mountains but the least Gohan, Goku's grandfather, could do was teach Goku some type of manners, not to mention Chichi being a hardass with their son about education yet neglected to teach Goku.
Goku: Hey, who are you? You're kinda like the fat Beerus!!
Vados: How rude!! This here is Beerus-sama's twin brother, Champa-sama!
Goku: TWINS!? SERIOUSLY!?
Vados: Watch your tone. You're talking to the God of Destruction of the 6th universe.
Vegeta: What?! Did you say God of Destruction?!
Goku: Hey! So between you and Beerus-sama, who's stronger?
Vados: That is not a question to be asked!! Although by gauging their physiques, the answer should be obvious…
Champa: VADOS!!
Vados: Oooohohoho! I jest, I jest… By the way, Whis and I are brother and sister. In our case, it would be accurate to say that I am a little stronger…
Goku: Damn, would ya' look at that!! There's tons of people way stronger than us!!!
Vegeta: You say that like it's a good thing.
Whis came back with Beerus in tow from his nap. Like in the manga or the anime, Champa really is the fat version of Beerus. As for Vados she is as beautiful as portrayed but even if I am near them I can't tell how strong the angels really are. If Beerus did use about 50% to 65% when he fought me then Champa should be the same, only a little slower. Whis and Vados are a bifferent matter though. I cannot get a proper reading, all I know in terms of divine Ki the disparity between us and them is gigantic. I'm glad I came here.
Whis: Sis!! I'm afraid I have to object to that statement just now! I mean, it's been a thousand years since you trained me.
Vados: Shall we find out?
Beerus: This had better be important…You didn't come here for idle chit chat did you?
Champa: HMPH! Beerus, it's been a while! Let's have our usual showdown!! Make the preparations!
Like in the original story, a table was prepared for the Gods of Destruction Beerus and Champa to have a food showdown, and no not a Shokugeki (Cooking battle), although it would be hilarious if they did. Champa brought out some weird eggs while Beerus brought out regular cup ramen. If I were to cook I would have them wrapped around my finger. I trained with Sanji in the One Piece universe so my recipe book, skills, techniques and styles were greatly expanded, considering this I could visit the Toriko universe to get Acacia's full course to ehnace myself with a lot of ingredients. Plus I could get massive amount of recipes from the various chefs. At least I know I would be able to bribe Vados into taking me to her universe to see Caulifla and Kale.
Beerus won the showdown. Champa asked where Beerus was able to find that food but was disappointed when he found out that his planet Earth in his universe self-destructed. Whis explained that there are 12 universes altogether and that the universes mirror each other from the opposite ends, such as universe 1 and 12th are alike so on and so forth. Universe 6th and 7th were the only ones close to each other. Because of the Earth is destroyed in universe 6, Champa wanted to have another bout.
Champa: Beerus…Face me. It's time for a real showdown.
Beerus: What? Face you? You want me to face you in what?
Champa: In hand-to-hand combat. If I win, then we exchange Earths.
Beerus: Hahahaha, So you and me in an honest-to-goodness fight?
Champa: Not quite. Each of us will choose people from our own universes to battle. Let's see…How does a 5-man team competition sound? They fight one at a time. Whoever defeats the other's team leader in the end will be named the victor. What do you say…a hand-to-hand team competition selected by the Gods of Destruction of the 6th and 7th universes!!
All I did was watch as the competition was set up without any influence or interference from me. Goku was egging on Beerus to accept so we can fight. We already have 3 people so the next 3 people should be Buu, Piccolo and Manaka. I just hope Beerus doesn't bring him for motivation.
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