章節 23: I am not blushing!
"The rule of this game is very simple," Su Yanruo explained. "We will ask you a few questions and you just have to answer them."
"I don't want to play this game," he yelled. "Let me go."
"No," Xia Ming shook her head. "Be a good cutie and play with us," she smiled, caressing his cheeks.
Wen Jinyang glared at her.
"Oh yeah, one more thing, on every wrong answer Xia Ming will rotate the circular board you are on and I will try to aim the water balloons," Su Yanruo added.\
Wen Jinyang: "...…"
"Are you out of your mind?" he yelled at them. If by any chance, she missed the aim, then isn't is, his body that would get him by that dagger. Just thinking about it made his body tremble in fear.
Su Yanruo chuckled, "Don't worry, my aim is pretty good."
"But you are my enemy so I think my aim today won't be that good," she added with a sigh.
Wen Jinyang: "...…" Do you have to be so cruel?
Seeing Wen Jinyang's pale and cute sad face, Xia Ming couldn't control it anymore. Standing next to him gave her complete access to do anything to him so she took advantage of this situation. Poking his cheeks with her itchy hands, she smiled like a hooligan. "Cutie, don't worry. If you give us the right answers then we won't do anything to you," she said.
Wen Jinyang: "...…." I would have believed you if only you didn't give me that wretched smile.
"Let me go," he screamed struggling against his holds.
"Shh…. First question," Su Yanruo said. "Answer them and we will let you go without any harm. This is my promise," she smiled.
Seeing that there was no other way to get out of this situation, Wen Jinyang accepted his fate. He took a deep breath to calm down and focus on the questions. Inside his heart, he was quite confident that he could answer all those questions that she might answer but thinking about her tricking him before, he was on alert. This time he decided that he wouldn't fall into any of her word traps.
"First question," Su Yanruo said, "What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?"
Hearing the question, Wen Jinyang gave them a big smile. It's so simple! "Incorrectly," he answered proudly.
"Quite smart," Su Yanruo praised.
"Next question. What goes up but never comes down?" she asked.
Again! Wen Jinyang smiled brightly. "Your age," he answered.
"Good." Su Yanruo commented.
"How can a girl go twenty-five days without sleep?" she asked.
Wen Jinyang smiled again. "Because she sleeps at night," he answered.
"Cutie, you are very smart," Xia Ming praised sincerely poking his cheeks.
"Don't touch me," he glared at her.
Xia Ming stuck her tongue at him and continued poking his cheeks.
"Y-you…. shameless woman!" he yelled but before he could say anything else to her, Su Yanruo asked him the next question.
"Imagine you are in a room that's filling up with water quickly. There are no windows no doors. How do you get out?"
Wen Jinyang frowned. This question was quite difficult. He thought for a while.
"Kiss me maybe I'll give you the answer," Xia Ming teased making loud kissing sounds.
"In your dreams," Wen Jinyang rolled his eyes at her. Looking back at Su Yanruo, he answered, "Stop imagining."
"Nice," Su Yanruo praised.
Humph! Wen Jinyang snorted internally. Do these two devils think that he won't be able to answer these simple questions? He is Wen Jinyang, the most intelligent man in this whole country and such simple questions are nothing in front of him.
"Next question," he asked proudly.
"Let's see how you answer this one," Su Yanruo smirked seeing his proud look. "What is hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside whose first letter is 'c' and ends with a 't'?"
Wen Jinyang: "....."
Suddenly understanding her question, an answer was immediately formed inside his mind and his entire face turned red from shame and embarrassment. How can he answer this dirty question? He glared at the two devils who were smiling at him.
"What happened, my dear cutie? You don't know the answer to this simple question?" she teased.
"Y-you… you!!!! How can you be so shameless? Being a woman, how can you ask me that question?" he yelled at them. "Have some shame!"
Su Yanruo looked at him innocently, "Excuse me. What is so shameful in this question. What is your problem? If you don't know the answer, just say so. You don't have to blame me falsely."
Wen Jinyang wanted to spout a mouthful of blood hearing her words. If his hands and feet were untied then he would have jumped on the spot in anger. Glaring at her, he accused, "This is cheating. I won't answer this dirty question."
"There is nothing dirty in this question. If you don't know the answer then we will start with your punishment," Su Yanruo informed.
"No, wait…. I know the answer," Wen Jinyang said quickly seeing that Xia Ming was about to rotate the board.
"What is your answer?" Su Yanruo asked him.
"I-I… I-Its ….." Wen Jinyang blushed tremendously under their innocent gaze. "I-It's….." he tried answering but he couldn't say anything more than it.
"Are you going to say or not, cutie? And why are blushing like a teenage girl in love?" Xia Ming teased.
"Shut up! I am not blushing" he said, glaring at her.
"Yeah, right," Xia Ming laughed.
"I am not going to answer this shameless question," he said, after a long sigh. He is not so thick-skinned and shameless as them to answer this question.
Su Yanruo smiled, picking up the dagger. "The answer to this question is -"
"Wait," Wen Jinyang yelled embarrassingly. His eyes went wide and his face turned pink when he realized that she was going to say the answer and he quickly stopped her. "D-don't say that word. I don't want to hear it," he said.
"Huh? How can that be? I have to answer." she smiled innocently seeing his face turning red from shame. "The answer is coconut," she said.
Wen Jinyang: "....."
Huh? Coconut?
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