Early morning, after coming to school, Issei dragged Kisuke along with Asia in a secluded corner of the hallway where there are only a few students passing by.
"Kisuke, why didn't you tell me?" Issei made a serious expression along with Asia as he whispered to him.
"Hmm? What are you talking about?" Kisuke immediately feigned ignorance.
"You know what I'm talking about! We're friends, aren't we? You can trust me you know." Issei raised his voice but it still trying to whisper.
Kisuke stared at him and made a serious expression, "Your right, we're friends. I should have told you long ago." He then patted Issei's right shoulder. Issei stayed quiet and waited for his confession.
"That day, It was me who put in those super-fine super chili powder on you three's porn magazines." Kisuke made a pained expression as he confesses.
"That's not what I was talking about!... Wait... It was you!? YOU BASTARD!!! WE THREE ALMOST BECAME EUNUCH THAT DAY!!!" Issei didn't care anymore about the clamor he is making and threw a punch towards the already grinning Kisuke. Kisuke easily dodges it by shifting his body to the side a little bit.
"Then don't just leave those things lying around for everyone to see." Kisuke kept dodging Issei's attack.
From the side, Asia suddenly raised her voice, "Uhmm, what are you two talking about?"
Both of them stopped moving at Asia question and Kisuke suddenly started explaining, "You see Asia-chan when a boy reached a certain age, he would always want to comfort himself if he got hold of a porn magazine. And coincidentally, it's also Issei's second favorite thing after boobs."
"Damn you! Stop talking!" Issei resumed attacking him with greater vigor and Kisuke also resumed dodging, now making annoying laughs.
"What's a porn magazine," Asia asks as she tilted her head to the side.
Both of them, once again, stopped what they are doing and they gave Asia an incredulous look. After being stunned for a moment, Kisuke's grin grew wider.
Before Issei could react, Kisuke suddenly took out a porn magazine out of nowhere and threw it away, "Quick, Asia-chan! That's a porn magazine! Get it before Issei does! He won't let you see his second most favorite thing in the world if he gets it first."
Issei finally reacted to his words, "Like hell, I would let you!!!" And dashed towards the flying porn magazine. Since Kisuke threw it some force, it flew across the hallway and only landing 70 meters away from their original position.
It took Issei a few moments before he could secure the porn magazine. Inside his mind, he's celebrating, "I did it! I protected Asia-chan's innocence!"
But after he turned around, expecting Asia to follow him to take a peek on this porn magazine, despair overtook him.
Kisuke is nowhere to be found and Asia didn't actually move from her position and is now holding the same copy of porn magazine in Issei's hand while reading it with flushed face, "Awawawa... H-how could that fit? That's impossible!"
Kisuke threw the first magazine to distract Issei and handed the second copy to Asia after he took the bait. After doing all of that, he ran away to escape.
"KISUKE YOU BASTARD!!!" Issei's howl was heard throughout the building and they started to gather attention and most of them are curious at what Asia is reading as she has a very flushed face.
Realizing the situation, Issei hurriedly snatched the porn magazine from Asia's hands which already stopped moving because of too much information that she didn't know possible and tucked it under his clothes, "Asia-chan! Forget what's inside this book. It isn't for you. Let go back to the room, the class is about to start. We can't be late." Issei decided to become a good student to dodge the issue and dragged Asia back to the classroom. They returned to the room while avoiding the gaze of onlookers. When they entered they both saw Kisuke grinning at them from his seat.
"Damn you, Kisuke." Issei clenched his fist and glared at him.
"Classmate Issei, the class is about to start. How about you sit down and review some notes to prepare for the class?" Kisuke replied as such and ignore them altogether.
Issei sighed and returned to his own seat. He knew that Kisuke won't be talking about the things he wants to know. But he knows for sure that he's a friend... a good friend. That's enough for him.
Issei looked around and saw that there are three downed students, namely Matsuda, Motohama and Aika. He understood the reason for Matsuda and Motohama's deflated mood but he's confused at what can make this rowdy perverted glasses quiet.
Kisuke also noticed this but he only knew Aika's condition and not the other two, "What happened to you two? Did a monster suck out your soul?" He directly asked the two perverts.
Both of them slowly turned their heads towards Kisuke and cried out loud, " "Kisuke! Why didn't you go with us!?" "
"Huh? Go where?" Kisuke tilted his head in wonderment.
" "To the mixer, Issei has prepared!" " Both of them continue to cry as they shake and grab Kisuke's uniform.
"Mixer?... Ah... that one with Mil-tan? As I said, I'm busy yesterday. What happened?" Kisuke asks while inwardly, 'I just had a very bad feeling seeing Issei's smile so I didn't risk it.'
" "That bastard Issei set us up to a body builder! And even worse, the big guy likes cosplaying as Magical Girl!!!" " The perverts let out all their grievance to Kisuke.
Kisuke sighed in relief, 'Good thing I missed it. I can't imagine that nightmare.' "Then you just have to escape right?"
" "That's what we planned. But it was all thwarted when a wave of them suddenly appeared behind us! It was our worst nightmare!" "
"A wave of them!? Lucky me!" Kisuke wiped his cold sweat forming on his forehead. No matter how strong Kisuke is, he can't handle that kind of pyschological attacks.
" "Lucky you!? Comfort us you bastard!" "
"Comfort you? I'm sure you'll get better if you beat him up." Kisuke then proceeds to point his finger towards Issei who is silently trying to escape from the room.
" "Hmm?" " The perverts followed the direction Kisuke is pointing and saw the primary criminal for their suffering, " "Issei! So you're here! Die for our sake! Bastard!" " Motohama and Matsuda then chased him out of the classroom after Issei started running away.
"What a rowdy bunch~." Kisuke commented as he chuckles.
"You don't have the right to say that... Ugh..." Aika, while diving on her desk, quietly retorted. Her whole body is sore from yesterday's events and the demonic cat didn't allow her to skip classes.
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Hahaha Wow. Everyone seems to hate Aika.
And here I only intended to for her to become a bit annoying to develop her character from there in future acrs.
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Looks like I have unparalleled skill in making annoying characters, I'll take that as a plus.
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Here everything for Aika's change and some Trollhara moments.
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Enjoy~
P.S.
No chapters for the rest of the week or next because of this. Though I'll keep posting in Pat'reon.
The school went by without any further incident, but Kisuke knew that it wouldn't be long before someone bothers him.
After the classes ended, Kisuke exited through the window leaving only a letter on his desk. The teacher tried to reprimand him but Kisuke ignored him and went on his way to have some fun. The teacher just shook his head in resignation because he can't really do anything against him as he is one of the top students of the school although 'a bit' eccentric.
After a few minutes when the teacher left the classroom, as Kisuke expected, the one who will bother him came.
Sona stopped at the door and peeked inside. Noticing that Kisuke is not inside she asks one of the remaining students, namely Issei, "Hyoudou-kun, Do you know where did Urahara go?"
Issei, Asia, and Aika are also confused at why Kisuke exited through the window and only leaving a note on his table, "Kaichou... I don't know where he went. He just suddenly jumped through the window. When the class ended leaving only a piece of paper." Issei pointed at where he went through.
Sona suddenly had a bad feeling so she immediately approached Kisuke's desk and read the note on it.
[Legend says that there exist magical treasures so powerful that they can change the world scattered throughout the continent.
Due to some undesirable coincidence, the Demon King (Me) managed to get hold of some of these magical treasures (Cosplay Photos) that can plunge the world (the school) into disorder (social).
The Demon King spread these treasures throughout the world and is waiting for the right time to activate it. You are the chosen Hero (Sona) to stop the Demon King's evil plan. You would have to go through a series of quests and riddles to gather all the treasures and seal it for all eternity.
Dear Hero, please defeat the Demon King and save the world from the impending disaster. You're our only hope!
*Ding* The Hero Sona found some clues to the whereabouts of the first treasure (Maid Cosplay). Please proceed to the Gymnasium for your first quest.
Main Quest:
You have to find all treasures before others find it.]
Sona tore the paper into many pieces before jumping through the window and running towards the Gymnasium direction while shouting, "Kisuke! I'll skin you alive!"
That day, many students would see the Student Council President walking briskly around the whole school with a glare and occasional cursing under her breath. They all thought the same, 'Who will die today?'
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Late in the afternoon, when most of the students went home already, Kisuke is looking around to find the final destination of Sona's quest.
He found the teacher's lounge a suitable place, but when he's about to place Sona's picture, he suddenly felt an aura of a Devil that he haven't encounter suddenly appear at the old school building. Specifically, the Occult Research Club's room, "Hmmm? Is something happening? Koneko-chan is also there including that not so pleasant maid... Yosh, change of plans."
Kisuke scraped the paper he is holding and used Flash Step to go back to the previous room and change some things on the handwritten note that is posted under the table of the room.
Kisuke then went to the old building and stopped outside while carefully hiding his aura. He went around it and the window of the Occult Research Club room entered his vision. He looked around before deciding a spot and set up a magic circle with displacement function. Kisuke then used Flash Step to enter through the window sitting on one of the chairs and enjoying the drama that is currently ensuing.
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"The President is worried about something? Must be trouble in the house of Gremory." Kiba Yuuto replied to Issei when he asks about Rias' strange behavior these past few days.
Issei, Asia, and Yuuto are walking through the hallway of the old school building. They got a summon from the 'Queen' Akeno Himejima that they have an important meeting today.
"You think Akeno-san would know what's going on?" Issei continued to ask.
"Akeno-san is the President's confidante. Of course, she would know."
Issei scratched his head and thought, 'I know it's not right to pry, but I have to wonder about last night... It's not like I can tell anyone about it, though.'
As they are nearing the door of the Clubroom, Yuuto suddenly stopped and muttered, "Hmm? This is the first time I've felt this presence."
"Hmm? What's up?" Issei turned his head to Yuuto in wonderment while opening the door.
Inside the room, with the addition of the members of the Gremory peerage, a maid is standing beside Rias, 'That's the maid who stopped us yesterday.'
The maid turned her gaze at them and Asia hid behind Issei due to the presence of someone unknown and is looking for security. Issei patted her head to comfort her, "It's okay."
"Great, everyone's here. Before we get to the Club business, we need to talk." Rias announce when the last three entered the room.
"Milady, shall I begin?" The maid, Grayfia spoke as she asks for permission to do the announcement.
Rias raised her hand towards her to stop her. She then took a deep breath and said, "The truth is, as it happens-"
But before she could speak further, an orange magic circle suddenly appeared in the middle of the room bringing with it surges of fire and wind.
"That's the crest of Pheonix..." Yuuto commented as a man appeared inside the circle.
"Hmph. Long-time no see, Human world." The man snorted as he walks out of the circle.
The man is a tall and handsome young man in his early 20's with short blond hair and dark blue eyes.
His outfit consists of a burgundy blazer with gold embroidery on the right with matching pants and black dress shoes. Underneath his open blazer is a white dress shirt that is not fully buttoned (just one button short), giving a slight view to his chest.
"I've come for you dear Rias."
Since it's my birthday today.
Here's a gift for those with OCD.
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Enjoy~
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Wait... It should be the other way around, right?