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34.18% Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily / Chapter 120: Set 120

章節 120: Set 120

Intresting trivia

* Twenty percent of women who live with their boyfriends have more than one sex partner.

* In the 18th century, another term for anal sex was "navigate the windward passage."

* Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit.

* "Endytophilia" is the desire to keep one's clothes on during sex.

* In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver ivory and glass.

* The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. (Now you know why they have an expiry date on the Condoms)

* A woman's nipples can swell up to 25% their normal size when aroused.

* The average bout of sexual intercourse burns 360 calories/hour.

* The first vibrators were invented in 1869 as treatment for what was known then as hysteria.

* "Telephonicophilia" is the technical name of arousal derived from phone sex.

* The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.

* While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.

* A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.

* Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds.

* It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an morning erection.

* Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from two minutes to two weeks.

* About 8.5 billion condoms are produced every year worldwide.

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Tattoed butt

A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt". Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt. The man's birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful butt" tattooed on her ass.

She walks in and tells the tattoo artist he husband thinks she has a beautiful butt. He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt". She then tells the man she wants Beautiful butt tattooed on her ass. The man tells her "I can't fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done.

On the man's birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says "look honey." She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and the man yells "WHO THE HELL IS BOB?"


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