章節 15: twins - kth
Sera means princess
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Warning: adult language (swear words)
„Great, just great ", Sera mutters annoyed as she inspects the rash that spreads around her mouth. Her lips are swollen and the skin around her mouth is red and patchy. Her throat feels as dry as an abandoned sponge in midsummer.
Yoongi raises his eyebrow wondering what took his girlfriend so long to get ready. She wasn't the type to care about her appearance, she'd just wear a random outfit and tie her hair into a random hairstyle, depending on her mood and that was it.
"Are you ready to go?" a head pops into her room.
"I'm not going" Sera whispers.
"What do you mean you're not going? You can't just cancel one hour before the meeting" he walks into the bathroom and tries to reason with her.
"I said I'm not going" she insists.
"What are you- ", his words were replaced by a gasp as he saw her face. "What happened to you?"
"Neurodermatitis at its finest my friend", Sera mumbles, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I've never heard of that" Yoongi rubs his chin.
"It's a chronic skin disease that causes red spots and it itches like crazy, that's all you need to know" she rolls her eyes as she patiently explains it as easily as possible.
"Oh, but I don't understand why you don't want to come. The boys won't mind you looking like that" he moves closer to poke her cheeks, but she slapped his hands away with a glare.
"I'm pretty sure they will tease me about my face for the rest of my life, especially Jungkook" she sulks. Yoongi's eyes soften as he steps closer to her, intertwining their fingers.
"How about you wear a mask?" he suggests as his thumb caresses her hand.
"I'm not just bothered by how it looks", she lies and Yoongi raises an eyebrow at her.
"Okay fine, I am. Just partly. But my throat feels dry even though I drank 5 cups of water. And I can't feel my lips. Plus knowing them, I'm pretty sure the outing will only consist of us eating. I won't be able to eat properly because the corner of my lips will bleed if I open them too wide. How am I supposed to eat the food before Jungkook swallows the whole damn buffet?" she ranted with a pout.
Yoongi's eyes widen as he listens to Sera ranting. His shocked expression is eventually replaced by a hearty laugh.
"Why are you laughing?" Sera whines as she slaps his chest repeatedly. His shoulders shake as he places his hand on his mouth, trying to suppress his laughter.
"Okay, chill you don't have to be aggressive about it", he murmurs after his laughter dies down.
"It looks awful", Sera sighs while turning to inspect her face in the mirror.
"Oh come on it's not that bad, just do as I say and throw a mask over it and you'll be fine," he says with a shrug.
"I said I'm not going out, go by yourself or postpone it. I'm not stepping out of the house with this face" Sera clarifies, then walks out to the living room.
"I'll go by myself then, don't forget to lock the door and don't open it for anyone" Yoongi instructs as he follows her.
"Yes dad, now go and say hi to the boys" she rolls her eyes then assures him with a smiling face.
"No goodbye kiss?" she tugs at his shirt and her cheeks turn a soft crimson.
"With your face looking like this, I don't think so" he teases as he ruffles her hair. An offended gasp escapes her lips.
"How dare you", she playfully glares at him and he just pokes her nose in return.
Yoongi walks to the door and slips his feet in his boots.
"I don't know when I'll be home, but if you're bored call your brother over" he continued before, leaning over and pecking her forehead.
With the click of the door, Sera is left alone in her apartment.
Sera plops on the sofa and flicks through the channels absentmindedly. She then decides to text her brother. She clicks on the contact saved under annoying brat and starts typing.
Sera: Hey loser.
Annoying brat: what?
Sera: What are you doing?
Annoying brat: what do you want?
Sera: I'm bored, come over.
Annoying brat: I think the fuck not.
Sera: I said come!
Annoying brat: and suddenly you can't read or what? I said no bitch.
Sera: I'll order pizza for you, what do you say?
Annoying brat: make them three and it's a deal
Sera: you're disgusting and selfish. Do you think that money grows on trees?
Annoying brat: last time I checked you're married to one of the richest businessmen in Korea, who's the selfish bitch now?
Sera: You know what, shove that stupid attitude up your stinky ass
Annoying brat: Whatever bitchface, suit yourself
Sera: come on, Yoongi left and I'm home alone.
Annoying brat: did I ask?
Sera: asshole.
Annoying brat: my conditions are still standing, three pizzas for me or I won't grace your day with my existence.
Sera: Fine, now get your ass here
Annoying brat: See you in 20 minutes, I expect the pizza to be there when I come
Sera: I really want to punch your face right now.
Annoying brat: with your height? i doubt that you'd even reach it
Sera: I will pee on everything you love
Annoying brat: pff whatever you say~
Sera: don't be late
Annoying brat: okay, see you.
After texting her brother, she orders four pizzas, one for her and three for her pig of a brother. Sera skips to the kitchen and starts preparing some snacks and drinks for the afternoon.
"Hello bitch, I've come to free you from your boredom" a guy strides into the apartment with his long legs. His black hair was covered by a baseball cap and he was wearing a hoodie and worn out jeans.
"Chewbacca, where you at? Your favourite sibling has graced your apartment", he announces as he sits on the sofa and starts munching on the snacks that are placed on the wooden table.
"You're my only sibling you dumbass and how many times have I told you to stop calling me that?" Sera emerges from the kitchen and sits down next to him placing two coke bottles on the table.
"You'll forever be my Chewbacca, I mean have you seen your legs? They look like a god damn jungle", he sneers his focus still on the movie that was playing.
"Taehyung, shut your mouth before I shove the coke down your throat" Sera glares at him as he makes fun of her biggest insecurity. Yes, she is hairy but not as hairy as he claims.
Her brother is a sucker for exaggeration. Putting it simply, he is an annoying drama queen. Sera being hairy should be said in the past tense, since she lasered her whole body a year ago. But it won't be her wonderful twin brother if he didn't constantly poke at her insecurities.
And of course the fact that her brother is as hairy as her isn't brought up.
"Where's the pizza Chewbacca? I- ", he pauses as he sees her inflamed face for the first time, "What the fuck happened to your face, did you make out with a cactus or what?" Taehyung throws his head back as he laughs at her.
She is about to slap his head when she notices that half of the snacks are gone.
How could she forget that Taehyung is a food vacuum?
During their college days, Taehyung was famous for his innocence and intelligence. Rumors had it, that half of the girls on the campus had the hots for him.
Everyone describes him as an angel, but at home, he was and still is the definition of evil. The spawn of Satan to be exact. He'd make fun of his sister morning and night, not leaving one insecurity of hers untouched. In return Sera would pull embarrassing pranks on him, the time and date didn't matter. It depended on her mood, if she was in a good one, she would post embarrassing photos of him all around the campus for everyone to see. If she was in a bad mood, she'd put a little cockroach toy in his lunchbox.
The doorbell rang interrupting Sera from her trip to memory lane.
"Go answer the door", Sera pokes her brother.
"I'm the guest here, how dare you use me as a servant?"
"You're the one who wanted pizza, not me"
"If you want me to get it, I'll expose you", he challenges with a smug smile.
"And I will tell mom that you broke her favourite vase" Sera threatens as her finger hovered over her mom's contact number.
"Update your threats dear Sera, because that wasn't me," he smirked.
"Does it matter? She'll believe me anyway" Sera raises her perfectly trimmed eyebrow, challenging him to disagree with her.
Silence takes over the room as Taehyung contemplates whether to shrug the threat off or not.
"Fuck you" he gives up and goes to answer the door. He pays for the pizza and returns to the living room, placing three pizza boxes on his lap and giving one to his sister.
The twins spend the afternoon stuffing their faces with all kinds of food and drinks while bickering about anything and everything. Sera loved spending time with her twin brother. Yes, he was annoying, but she loved him more than her favourite plushie.
Not that she'll ever admit it.
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BlueBee
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P.S. I just noticed that most of my oneshot drafts are based on yoongi lol
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