Aries: Bring it on! *looks at homework* nvm
Taurus: No you cannot make me do this you are not my dad and I will DIE before I do this
Gemini: *nervously scrolls through tumblr while trying to ignore it*
Cancer: *cries*
Leo: uh yeah? You see these five bucks? They all yours if you do this quick lil favor for me.
Virgo: Suck my d*ck I've got this shit.
Libra: Too cool for school
Scorpio: *summons the demons of hell to give secrets of math*
Sagittarius: *too cross-faded to care*
Capricorn: *cries but kind of does it*
Aquarius: I will now acquire the enlightenment to fulfill my task
Pisces: We had homework??????