章節 100: New Day, New Trouble (3)
"Hmph! Do it then!" Zhang Fu gave George an icy glare.
George smiled. He remembered something about the will of heaven. People in this world really like to make an agreement by using vow. They vowed to the heaven, so if they broke the vow, they will be smitten by a clap of thunder from the heaven itself.
George going to use that for his advantage. As long he didn't say anything about seeing Zhang Fu's disciple, he will be fine.
"I never killed your disciple you were saying about! And I vowed to the heaven for that. If I ever killed that disciple, I'll get smitten by a ton of lightning!" George proudly said.
People looked at George nervously, thinking that if he really killed this guy's disciple... They won't get any more potions.
As they waited for a while, there is no grey cloud forming on top of this shop. Meaning that he didn't kill this guy's disciple.
"See? No lightning! I'm not your disciple's killer! Now.. Scram!" George coldly said to this sasuke's headband. [1]
Zhang Fu didn't think that it was possible that George wasn't the one who killed his disciple. "Then who is it?" He frowned deeply and forgetting about his bet.
People became very mad because of it. "Screw you, old man! I thought that you were very decent! You lost a bet and couldn't accept that?! You even frowned at Owner Ma's word! I lost all my respect for you!"
"Yeah.. I always thought that all alchemist had noble characters, but this guy... Haish... I don't even want to talk about it!"
"Just go away, you stinky old man!"
"Hurry up! Do you want another egg?! Or maybe with some tomatoes?"
"What? An omelette with some diced tomato?! That's a good idea for lunch!"
George : "..." Netizens everywhere are always like that.
Plop!
Someone really threw an egg to Zhang Fu. Furthermore, it's in the same place.
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"WHO THE HELL JUST THREW ANOTHER EGG AT ME?!" Zhang Fu immediately came back to his senses and shouted furiously at these bold netizens.
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George only could salute to these brave netizens. "They definitely will be hunted down!"
But different than his expectation, they immediately scrambled away and vanished to thin air.
George coughed. "Remember the bet? You need to go away now! And you couldn't buy any of my potions from now on... My precious grandson!"
"Who in the right mind still want to stay in this ridiculous shop! HMPH!" Zhang Fu sneered and immediately left this shop.
Seeing the main problem gone from this shop, the employees sighed in satisfaction. "M- Master! What about this mess?!"
George then realized something that made him almost mad. He just realized that the friggin' netizen threw things inside his f*cking shop! Right now.. it was in a very bad shape.
"Clean it! Of course... And tell me if you found out who threw these egg! I'll also throw a potion of harming to that guy's face! How dare he threw something at my shop!!" George also smelt a disgusting fishy smell from that egg. "Eww.. It's f*cking rotten! Damn... This guy! Who is it... No.. If I see those guys on my front shop... I'll make them pay! I remembered their auras..."
A guy who was just hiding on this shop felt shivers when he heard that. He walked away from the shop like it wasn't his business and reported all of it to his friends. They narrowed their eyes and stormed back to the shop to help clean it.
The crowds who ran away from Zhang Fu also come back right away, not only because of the mess. But, they came here to see the new item.
When George saw then coming back, he smiled coldly while cracking his hands. "Hoho.. You guys are very brave, huh?! You dared to threw these rotten eggs at my freakin' shop?! Want to die?"
All of them felt a shiver on their swine. "A.. Ahaha.. Don't worry... We came back to help you clean this mess! We don't dare to do it. If we don't do it, that sore loser won't come out from here!"
George rolled his eyes. "Whatever! Just do it or I'll throw these potion of harming at your face!"
They immediately helped Su Ling and Sun Zhou to clean the shop. They also made the two of them to just see them cleaning this shop.
Seeing that Sun Zhou in free time, George gave the notes about ingredients for the Twilight Forest's residence. "Buy these things and store them in our storage! It's for my mansions!"
Sun Zhou nodded and quickly went outside. He just saw his master angry look and don't want to make it worser than that, so he immediately went to the traditional market.
"Uhh.. Owner Ma... We're done cleaning your shop!" Said one of the guys who helped him cleaning this shop.
"Oh? Already done?!"
He nodded. "Of course... With this many people, it was very easy to clean that small mess!"
George nodded his head. "Okay then... I'll continue the promotion! Any other questions about these new items?"
"What? How to turn normal after using these two items? Easy... Just use it again!"
They frowned. "So... if we drunk the potion, we will get smaller? To reverse the effect, we need to drink more of it?!"
"Oh! You are indeed a genius... I don't even know what he was talking about!" Replied one of the guys.
George coughed while he rolled his eyes to them. "Not like that! If you are already small, then eat the cake one! Duh..."
"Why don't they understand this easy asf logic?!" Asked George to himself.
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TrinityShock [1] Yall probably wondering what does that means.. Well.. we Indonesian liked to mock peoples with a weird name or nicknames. So.. there's also pharaoh's underwear, etc. LMAO
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