章節 18: I'm the boss of your boss
Ezio was truly bored. Nobody told him that being on an adventure is really boring. You are on the water for days and nothing is happening. This changed on the day when Ezio saw a ship.
„Huh? A ship! Who is it?"
Ezio jumped to the approaching ship.
„Marines? Oh, that's so boring. I wanted some pirates so I could fight with someone. Should I beat up my servants? Hmm… let me first see which servant is on this ship"
When he landed on the ship he saw an old woman. This women was really old.
„Wow, old woman. How old are you? There are so many wrinkles. Are you a zombie? An undead? A creation of this stupid guy Moria?"
„Who are you, brat? How can you talk like that to your elders?", asked the old woman with a frown.
„Oh, but you are familiar. I think I know you. Let me think about it… Old woman, wrinkles, marine… Oh! Aren't you Tsuru-chan?"
„Who the hell do you call ‚chan'! I will clean all the evil out of you little brat. Don't let me catch you!"
„Hey, Tsuru-chan, don't get violent. Do you know who I am?"
„Who are you?"
„How should I explain? I'm the boss of your boss. Hmm… I think I'm even the boss of the last boss. Sh*t, how many bosses are between you and me? I think there are a lot of bosses. You have to know, I'm the big boss. That means there is no boss above me"
Tsuru-chan was confused. What was this brat talking about?
„Ah, don't look at me like that, I'm a celestial dragon. Does this clear all your questions?"
„What is your name?"
„Blackflame Ezio"
„Holy sh*t!"
„I didn't know you could talk like that, old woman. I have decided. You have to join my crew!"
„I'm too old to join a little brat on his journey. Screw off!"
„Wow, you have guts, old woman. I'm impressed. Think about it. Aren't you such a justice freak? Not like this lunatic Akainu, but that true justice… Ah, whatever true justice is. Your marines are the worst. You now why? Because we celestial dragons are the worst and you serve us. I'm drifting off. What I wanted to tell you is, when you join my crew you can do whatever you want. You want to hunt this flamingo guy but the world government made him an ally? Hunt him, because I say you can hunt him. Who dares to go against this young master?"
„Hmm… You are a good talker, little brat. But I'm too old for such things. Screw off!"
„Ok. Tell me one wish. If I'm able to grant you that wish, then you will join. What do you say?"
„Oh, do you think you are capable enough to grant the wish of this old women? All right. I will gamble with you. If you can make me young again, I will be your personal servant for a life time"
„They said you are clever but in the end you are as stupid as Hancock, old woman"
„What? You can't make me young again?"
„It's too easy, old woman. I wanted a challenge! But that's too easy… Sigh. Wait for a moment"
Ezio jumped back to his ship. After several minutes he came back with another woman in his arms.
„Bonney, do it"
After Bonney touched Tsuru, she was young again. Ezio and Bonney were more shocked than this old women.
„What the hell? You were such a beauty in the past? No wonder you became depressed in your old age. With all these wrinkles you got…"
A marine guy brought Tsuru a mirror and after that she looked stupefied to the celestial brat.
„Don't watch me with those eyes, old woman. I'm not really into old woman. Even if you are a beauty now, I saw the future. No, no… I have little Hancock. Bonney, make her younger, or I really fear this old women will eat me up right here!"
Old Tsuru turned into a little girl now.
„Oh please, can't you make me a little bit older, brat?"
„You will grow up someday, old woman. Now what do you say? Your wish became reality. Welcome in my group. What are you now? How should I call you? Loli old woman? Thats too many words for one person. I don't care. I heard you usually are really smart, so you are my tactician in my future battles. You don't have to fight, old woman. That would be boring"
„Can I refuse?"
„I don't understand you, Tsuru-chan. You reached the highest position in your career and I even made you young. When you are a good little girl, maybe you reach your puberty a little faster. Let's go!"
"Ah, before I forget… Where the hell are we at the moment? I'm lost…"
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