章節 7: Weirdos
No one's pov:
"Joon!! Why is everyone on the wrong side of the road?? I can't drive like this!!!!! I'm gonna hit someone! You drive!!"
Olivia yelled with all her might, which startled Namjoon. He realized that it was one of the of the worst decisions he had taken in his life to let her drive just because it was Suga's turn that day.
"No!! I don't even have a license.. I'll probably hit someone first!" Joon yelled with the same sound and pitch as Olivia so as to rival her.
"Come on!! Aah do something!!! Don't just sit there while I'm gonna go to jail for traffic violation!! I can't even say I'm a tourist when I'm in the body of this guy.."
"Pull over! Pull over!"
The rest of the BTS members sat unfazed by all that was happening around them as they were already so used to all the drama that would happen every single day of their lives for the past six years.
"Jhope!! Hobi will you drive today please??"
"Of course why not? This is what happens everyday anyway. What's the point of even having a plan for taking turns? I'm the one who always drives."
"Hobi don't you dare complain!! I'm the one who cooks always and takes care of you dumb kids!!" Jin said from the backseat, not being able to take all the bickering so early in the morning.
"Wait a minute! Dumb kids? Who takes care of who hyung? You are the one who acts like a kid most of the time!!" Hobi replied with the same vigor.
"Guys!! Shut up!!! Don't start bickering for God's sake. Hobi just drive please?" "And no! None of you gets to open your mouth again or we're skipping lunch too."
"What do you mean lunch too?" Jin asked, his face turning from light pink to the color of a ripe tomato and then to the typical angry emoji.
"I.. um… sorry hyung but I remember telling you all not to talk!"
"But.. but…"
"Can you all just shut up? Lemme just drive." "Olivia can you move over? Go to my seat please?" Hobi asked her forgetting that the poor girl-almost scarred from all the bickering, didn't know a word of korean. But it doesn't take a genius to understand when someone tell you to move over. Olivia just moved from the driver's seat and squished herself between Taehyung and jimin.
"Now let's just go."
The rest of the ride to the bighit headquarters would be peaceful.. or they thought. But you can't expect peace and calm of the mind from bangtan.. that's like wishing for Taehyung to have a part in the cypher series. Even more impossible than having a pet unicorn.
"Joon? Shouldn't we try to contact Suga?"
"Yes we should!! You are brilliant!!!"
For a moment there, Olivia wondered if Joon was being sarcastic or if he was really dumb enough to mean that.
"Give me your number!! We'll call suga from my phone and hope he picks up."
Olivia slightly hesitated before..
"Um.. there's a slight problem you see…" Olivia said with a nervous laugh.
Namjoon sighed tired of the whole world and all his stars and planets stuff turning against him all together.. "Now what?"
"I don't exactly know my phone number?" Olivia said that with a nasal questioning tone.
"WHAT??"
And everyone could swear to God that the car took a swerve to the left and almost hit something after he yelled. They sat there with closed eyes and excess adrenaline pumping through their veins probably praying to the magical God of bighit for not letting them crash.
"Joon!! Don't yell!!! You could have got us killed!! Or worse.. terminated our contract with bighit!"
But Joon just ignored the cries of Jhope and turned to Olivia again.
"You don't know you own phone number?"
"Hey! Hey! I just changed it recently.. no big deal!!"
But you can't really blame Olivia though.. how do you suppose you can remember your phone number if you have to change it five times a weak? Or worse one SIM card a day? What happened to most of her SIM cards you ask? She probably broke them in half and flushed them down her toilet along with most of her cellphones because she got tracked. Being a secret agent is tough work.. duh.
"But I do think the number starts with 13 and ends with 13?"
"Wait!! Me got phone call from that number!!!" Yelled the little mochi who he been trying to understand their conversation with the very few words he knew in English.
"Can you show me the number?"
Jimin handed over his phone's call list to Olivia. She stared at the phone before taking it from him probably wondering if it would break on her touch.
After staring at the recent number, she made sure that it was hers. Obviously because it was a hoard of all the most ill-lucked numbers of the world.
"Yep. It's mine!"
"What are you waiting for then? Make a call."
"I will. Wait.. " but before that could happen, Jhope interrupt by yelling,
"We're here!!"
"Don't make the call now. You need to learn something. Suga can manage on his own for fifteen minutes. He's probably sleeping."
"Can I call Suga hyung then?"
"No Chim.. you have to wait."
Olivia's heart probably skipped a beat when she looked at pouting jimin. She wished he was a puppy so that she could squish him right there. But she took back her wish considering she almost killed him like an hour ago.
"OLIVIA!"
That obviously brought her out of her trance and left her wondering whether the guys had speakers for vocal cords.
"What?"
"You've been staring at jimin for like five minutes now."
"It's not my fault that he looks like a cute squishy puppy while blushing!!"
"Oops. Did I say that aloud?"
All the others were visibly smiling or smirking while Jimin turned a fiery red shade with Olivia looking guilty for saying her thoughts out loud.
"Let's go."
Joon said, trying to break the tension in the atmosphere.
"And Olivia, don't leave my side at all." How many times would you hear a good looking guy say that to you? Sigh.
"Of course I won't leave your side." Olivia said out loud before swearing at her stupid hormones.
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I know guys.. small chapter.. please forgive me.. and bear with me... Y'all know my situation.. you don't know how long it took me to write this much.. *sigh.
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