I have some fantastic news. Due to multiple odd "coincidences," we were able to hire Mr. Claus with a part time job at the Bank. He's really good at his job. Best of all, he truly knows exactly when you're awake and when you're asleep which is very helpful information in his current line of work.
The only things between you and him are a glass of milk, a plate of cookies, and 8 hours of sleep.