章節 8: BFF
I changed into one of Annie's clothes then I woke Sasha up and had her do my make up to make me look uglier. After all, beauty is sin, handsome is crime and I have both beauty and handsome in me, which makes me an eternal sinner!!!
And I'm happy about it, cause I'm narcissism.
But the good thing is Jenny, Annie, and Sasha have no interest in me for some reason, or I would never have bff that's girls. Just like I said When God closes a door he'll open a window for you.
Then I put on one of Jenny's summer scarf to help me get to school.
Now I have everything ready, BUT I'M SCARED. As I stepped out of the door I thought to myself this quotes to encourage myself, " When you can't see the sunshine, then be the sunshine!!!"... good now let's go...
The rest of the journey to school was quite smooth, all thanks to the summer scarf. The only exception was when a housewive stopped me on the way and tied to lick me in the armpit.
I managed to get to school before the bell ring.
halfway through the class, my face started to fall apart!!! Allllll the makeup started to crack and a huge chunk fell off!!! it feels like I'm wearing a mask!
After the first-period class, the 3 tardy legends of our school finally arrived.
At the moment Sasha set foot into the classroom, I grabbed her and dashed to the men's.... room, at a speed of 30 miles per hour. Then locked the door.
"Faster, faster!!!" I screamed, "Ummm... faster on what?" Sasha whispered back. "My makeup is coming off," I said.
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Rainuary Discussion question: Do you think Jonathan will get married, if yes then who will it be and why?
A: Yes, he'll marry Jenny, Sash, os Annie
B: Yes, he'll marry a gay
C: No, he'll die before he gets married
D: No, he doesn't like girls
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