章節 153: Eros looking like a bit**
All might took the students on some sort of hero-villain exorcise so Eros was going to sneak off to one of the classes and flirt with some girls when Eros was walking and he felt like he was hit hard and fell unconscious and his body disappeared.
Eros: The fuck...ouch
Eros was teleported to a dreamlike realm. It was in a different reality Eros never been to before...Eros punched out but hit nothingness
Then a person ran past Eros and Eros couldn't even see him as the person kicked Eros
Eros: Do you know who you are fucking with. I'm Eros
The voice laughed at Eros
Eros: Well laugh at this 'Dimensional Shot
Eros Fired his Dimensional shot but the figure used a sword
Figure: Counter
And Eros attack hit back at him
Eros: well you made a big mistake
Figure: Well you made a big mistake that you
Eros: True God mode
Eros makes a smile
Eros started going out but each time he tried an action. The figure would predict it and counter it.
All his attacks were like a joke in the figure hands. Worse of all Eros couldn't see through it.
Figure: Oh did you lose your head there haha
Eros power was rising and rising
Eros: Monster crusher Heart shot. Arrow of LurveMultiverse Shot
Figure: wow...you really don't train
The figure said as he easily destroyed the shots
Eros: You piece of shit motherfucker. Don't fuck with me. Multiverse Destroying Shot
Figure: Reality shift
The multiverse shot did nothing
Eros still had other stuff but...he felt this figure...was just toying him
Eros: Fine fuck you bitch time for my ultimate move. The power I was saving for father...
Eros summoned his X-blade
Eros: Kingdom hearts
Eros starts opening Kingdom hearts and was going to attack when
Figure: interesting weapon...how does it work...oh it gathers all the hearts. Oh, it has an ability to lock hearts too. Oh wow, it seems to connect to all hearts in the multiverse. Oh, so it functions like that. You can actually gift people the weapon too, Purify any heart and soul...hmm interesting concept...looks a little like one of my earlier works. but...
The figure was analyzing Eros Keyblade kingdom hearts. Understood its uses and weaknesses of it. ways for it to get stronger...in a single moment the figure fully grasps it...it even said it played with that concept in the past...
Eros: wait...who are you...are you
The figure revealed itself and it is someone Eros...was not expecting...it was
Eros: Pan Hermes...the fuck...huh
Hermes: haha I see even now you don't recognize me
Eros then notices something unique on him
Eros: Mom?
Hermes: You finally realized sad...after all these years. it took me pointing it out for you to recognize me
Eros: but how...and since when...wait were you always Hermes...but that can't be huh? The hell is going on...and why did you attack me
Hermes punched Eros in the stomach
Hemes: You the idiot who attacked me first.
Eros: Oh yea...
Hermes: So what I want to tell you is...I'm hmm going to be dead or am dead...hmm don't know...
Eros: Eh?
Hermes: Well I set everything up so you would be happy in the future. I gave you a portion of my power my eyes of truth
Eros: Wait wait wait. Did you give me a portion of your power? the eyes of truth aren't yours
Hermes: What is my true name
Eros: Truth...huh
Hermes: Yup I was the original creator of them. All I did was put everything you did in play...
Eros: wait Psyche was called by you to...but the eye of truth was set up by...but if you were the creator of them...then...then did we sleep together
Hermes: No but I tried to get with Aphrodite. I was hoping then I could be your father and raise you with her. Who would have thought she was a son-con...
Eros: the so...this whole time I've been walking around following your plans
Hermes: No...I only set up you leaving I wasn't expecting you to destroy 284,751 universe
Eros: I work hard
Hermes: That wasn't praised...damn I had no idea what path you would do but I based it on the what I learned from your behavior
Eros: Ok never mind all that. What about you being dead
Hermes: Oh father sent someone to kill me. He found out that I was doing something I shouldn't do...after I stole some of his power and severed my connection with him and weakened the others powers...what
Eros: You...did all that
Hermes: Yeah I did. I also created another reality similar to this one but without father. I fought the guy father sent after me...but I created multiple people to make more universes creators and powers while I'm not there so they will be more powerful than the ones in this reality
Eros: Yo-you created a place without father and realms where the power scaling is above in our multiverse
Hermes: Yup but don't worry even though I'm dead. I will be reborn as a mortal. One of my incarnations will gain my power eventually...but he will be a mortal. His eyes will be better than your fake one too
Eros: A mortal will surpass...me...well it's you
Hermes shakes his head
Hermes: I will lose all memories of this reality. I will know about father and he needs to be stopped but that's all...the thing is...I'm sure my incarnation will actually be hard working unlike you and like I said. Your eyes of truth are low grade...well not really but yeah...
Eros didn't really care about Eye level or whatever. Eros was just needed to have sex to get stronger
Hermes: Unlike you who gains power from having sex. My incarnation should gain power from knowledge
Eros: That's Bullshit!
Hermes: Says the guy who I gave a portion of my power to and has his sex
Eros:...so your dead now...
Eros looks down and looks depressed when Hermes went to Eros with a smile and flicks his head
sending Eros flying
Hermes: Stop being a little bitch... I'm just being reincarnated. No need to cry like the bitch you are
Eros face twitches...
Hermes has a serious face and spreads his arms to hug Eros and then he gets close and flicks him again
Hermes: what kind of idiot falls for the same trick twice...damn I really failed at raising an idiot like you
Eros gets mad and was about to punch Hermes and Eros sees Hermes slowly fading away
He just stares and then was flicked again
Hermes: sorry I couldn't resist you looked so pathetic there...Ok but serious... My incarnation will help you with the final battle
Eros: Final battle...against father...
Hermes: Huh no its against...actually no seeing how I'll lose my ability to see a little into the future. it's better to keep silent...besides...I'm not like some idiot who father learns creates a new timeline because of their incarnation
Eros scratches his head
Hermes puts out his fist and Eros puts out his and they fist bump
Eros: I'm going pick on your incarnation in the future
Hermes: Well doesn't matter. I won't have any clue who you are...because you can only get there in your dreams
Eros: So...I'll invade his dream and pick on him. it's my revenge
Hermes: suit yourself but as I said...he probably will surpass you and have a larger harem then you...well you might share similar girls because its a different reality
Eros: fuck you. My harem game is just starting.
Hermes: sure...oh and have fun. Destroying the multiverse. My Incarnation will be the one who saves it
Eros: yeah you say but don't you have fathers threat to deal with...I'm sure it isn't simple as your putting it...
Hermes: ...
Eros:...
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Hermes Disappears...and Eros realizes...he's still in the realm and a message appears in Eros' head
Hermes: Oh did you not leave...oh I sent all the arrows you shot through time... so they will come back soon...oh and seeing how I'm dead...you may be trapped here forever...try not to die like a bitch haha...Also, I'm not the god of truth my true Identity is the True God of Everything. I'm a jack of all trades god and master of all.. duh why do you think as Hermes I was good at everything idiot!
Eros: fuck how the hell am I going to get out of...oh a trick
Hermes: Yup
Eros was flicked and sent back to his reality...kind of uncertain how to feel...
Eros: damn. I'm glad I'm nothing like that bastard. What an annoying fucker
Raphtalia: Eros...where'd you go...huh whats wrong
Eros: nothing...just planning my revenge...damn he transferred knowledge to my head...what an asshole he didn't have to hit me to do that. Fuck I'm glad I'm unlike him and a kind God who is nice and treats everyone kindly and everyone loves! Oh, I also now know who I have to kill in the future...I'm going to Erase Odin and everything he cares about from existence...
//AN: Well I'm sure some of you will be confused and upset about Eros being made to look bad but Hermes is that powerful. As it was stated. Hermes is the Jack of all trades and master of all god. He is the strongest of all of them and loves to play tricks on all the Gods...but he is the neutral God so even though he plays tricks on everyone. He still liked...well was like...
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DemonKingVan Well turns out Eros' mother was setting everything up without Eros knowing. Oh and yes you can follow Hermes in I was Mistaken for being gay and ending up in an all girls school...starting in chapter 55
If your reading it you should have seen the hints he was Hermes. I mean wants to be the greatest athlete, can talk to animals, great at singing..I was setting for a while...oh Tenchi may not ever find out through
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