章節 14: Gas Wave
A thick green cloud of green mist began to flow from the townhall where most of the humans were.
"Its the plague! Run for your lives!" A man screamed while running from the mist.
"Aaahhhhh~" Max's voice full of ecstasy could be heard coming from the building which was covered in green smoke.
SPOOOOOOOFFFF
"Run!" "Holy mother vesta!" "Aaahhh!"
The green gas continued to expand as it slowly crept into the hearts of all the humans with a terror. Several figures could be seen sprinting away from the gas as if their life depended on it. The few who fell to the green mist died with horrid faces and their cheeks were wrinkled open as if they were attempting to get poison out of their lungs.
*Host is disgusting.*
"SOOO GOOODD" Max let out a loud sigh and tensed up his face for another one.
"P-Please stop..." The man in leather armor who shoved him aside earlier was coughing out these words with his last breath of air, but he soon collapsed on the floor and died with a face of agony.
SPOOOFFFF
"AAAHHH~"
The gas began to expand at an even faster rate, and almost half of the humans still in the village failed to run away.
"U-Ugh..." "H-Help me..." "I need air..."
They died with faces of agony and all of the orcs stared at them in horror.
"So scary!!!" A woman orc who was being assaulted stood up and looked at the dead humans.
"H-Huh...? It smells good?" A male orc sniffed and then smiled in ecstasy.
"This must be the freshest air I've ever had!" An old orc stood up and stretched his tiny arms which suddenly bulged into giant muscles.
"Huff" "Haaahhh" "Woohhh"
Several orcs began to breathe in Max's fart like it was heaven's golden cloud and they all smiled in ecstasy, and their muscles grew so large that a little girl looked like a macho man. She even grew a beard!
*Holy f*ck! Max stop! You're messing up this world's logic!*
"AAAAHHHH~"
SPOOOOFFF
Several orcs walked into the building and began taking in big gulps of the green gas as they all got on their knees and worshipped Max's buttocks.
*This is so gross...*
"PRAISE THE SAVIOR" "PRAISE THE SAVIOR" "PRAISE THE SAVIOR"
All of the orcs worshipped in unison as they became so muscled that one could mistake them for a bunch of minotaurs on steroids.
*Mission accomplished...*
*Saved The Mayor's Daughter's Virginity.*
*Going home before Max messes up this world even more with his disgusting fart...*
Max instantly teleported and stopped farting as he zapped out of existence with a flash of light.
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"Where did savior go?" An orcan woman with muscles that could win the world competition on earth asked.
"Who knows? All I know is that this gas kills humans and helps us get stronger." The old orcan mayor stretched his giant mutant muscle arms and punched a rock nearby.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Several orcs punched the rocks in the surrounding to test their new strength.
Tons of shattered rock sprayed into the air and they all looked at their fists while stunned.
"Fron this day forth..." The orcan mayor who grew a foot long beard and looked younger and manlier with his giant bulging muscles stood up and thrusted his fist into the air.
"WE ARE FREE!!!"
He shouted maniacally and the other orcs shouted in unison as well.
"YEAH!!!" "AYE!!!" "YEEHAW!!!"
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"Run! Evacuate everyone!" A human in fullplate armor shouted as a giant green cloud of gas could be seen approaching fast.
"Mother Vesta! Its going to kill us all!!!" A man shouted and zipped his pants again before leaving behind his orcan slave who had lifeless eyes.
"Ahh!" "Noo!" "Agh!"
The green gas touched many orcan slaves, and they broke free of their chains. They began to assault and kill their masters one by one.
"Noooo!" The man who zipped his pants shouted as his orcan slave girl got up with muscles like she was on steroids, and smashed his head in.
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This day was known as the beginning of the Satanic Plague.
Max's fart spread for many miles and even half of the continent was shrouded in this green mist which was poisonous to humans, but strengthening to the monsters and demons.
After this day, the humans could no longer attack the monster's lands and considered them the wastelands. All greenery and plant life died and all that was left was super monsters on steroids and some black trees which grew fruit that was poisonous to humans.
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"Holy f*ck!" Max stared at the virtual crystal ball that the system gave him and saw a giant green gas cloud spreading across the continent and killing people.
"What did you do?!" Max cursed at his system.
*That... Was you.*
"You activated the skill!" Max bellowed like a madman.
*I tried to stop you...*
"N-" Max was cutoff.
*You got rewards though.*
"How much?" Max stopped arguing and stared blankly.
*50.*
"Wasn't it a 5 rank mission?" Max coughed up blood at this small amount.
*You only completed 1/4 of the mission... I had to force cancel your mission before you ruined that world. I don't want some angry god on our behinds afterall.*
"What was going to happen anyway?" Max asked.
*You were supposed to make the other humans die from your fart and then fight the 7 foot man who was secretly a dragon in disguise. Unfortunately he died too though. I failed to calculate how disgusting your fart would be.*
"I still saved her virginity though." Max cursed.
*I didn't get to take energy from the remaining threats. They all fled because of your fart. One demigod, a necromancer, and an archmage. The other two ran away in terror while the archmage died before I could absorb any energy.*
"..." Max didn't know what to say to this system and just turned away silently.
*You ruined the mission by farting to much.*
"So I was supposed to have some sort of wuxia novel style encounter with super strong people and beat them all up?" Max coughed and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
*Yes.*
Max cursed under his breath and sat down in his chair.
"Lets never use that ability ever again." Max sighed.
*Agreed.*
"Max! come down for breakfast!" Max's Mom shouted from downstairs.
"Alright! I'm coming!" Max shouted back and stood up to walk out of the door.
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