章節 12: Asspu- Celeron’s Options
After reaching the stadium, Celeron heard the announcer announce the finals. It turned out he missed his match and couldn't give Nam the money... so he was just going to steal the capsule that Roshi had in his pocket! The capsule which had lots of water in it!
Using his broken speed, Celeron quickly zoomed past Roshi, checking into his pockets for a capsule, after checking all the pockets, he finally found a capsule in the last pocket!
He grabbed it and went back to the exact place he was before. No one noticed a thing! Even if people slowed down a videotape of it, they wouldn't find anything unless they could slow it down by thousands of times.
(Nobody calculate this, I know it doesn't make sense - plot convenience)
Celeron walked to the stands, hoping that Nam didn't run away. He used his Ki sense to find the familiar energy signature, he was already on his way to the village! Celeron teleported in front of him, making Nam jump backwards in shock.
Celeron threw the capsule to him and simply said, "It's water, don't open it here, it won't fit. Open it when you get to your village."
Celeron teleported away leaving Nam there in surprise. Nam wasn't willing to be suspicious and test the capsule here so he went to his village, hoping it was water.
When he got back to his village... they all celebrated!
After Celeron teleported back to the tournament, the fight had escalated to Goku using his grandfather's move, "Rock, Paper, Scissors" on Jackie Chun. Jackie Chun was hurt in the eyes and started getting mad. Then he uses his electric attack to hit Goku. Goku was about to give up when he looked at the moon. And turned into an Oozaru!!
Celeron also wanted to try becoming an Oozaru, but he knew now wasn't the time. Jackie Chun was going to use his Kamehameha to blow up the moon and Puar was going to cut off Goku's tail by transforming into scissors. But before they could even begin to act, Celeron finger beamed the moon into oblivion! He blew up the moon in an instant!
All everyone else saw was, nothing. They just got blinded by the light! And then they saw Goku back to normal on the floor, naked and outside the ring. The announcer paused for a long while until he announced Jackie Chun as the winner. But then they saw him staring up at the sky with wide eyes. Everyone in the stadium looked up to see - no moon! Jackie Chun looked at Celeron in shock and awe, he was the only one who was able to see that it was Celeron's doing. He saw how he blew up the moon with ease! Jackie Chun could do it too, but he probably would have to use 100% effort!
But little did they know, Celeron did struggle! His Ki was running rampant! He was struggling to suppress it now!
After the tournament had ended, Celeron went with 'Jackie Chun', Goku and everyone to go eat food with the prize money!
After eating, Celeron bid his goodbyes and went off on his way. It was nighttime and so he went to sleep with his wives in Bulma's room.
After waking up, eating breakfast, brushing his teeth, taking a shower. He wore his Saiyan armour as he went to go visit his mother. It had been a year since he had last seen her!
He couldn't teleport to her since she had suppressed her Ki to a level that he couldn't sense. So of course, the solution to that was! To train his Ki sense! And so, he spent half of the day training his Ki sense. And by the time he thought it was good to stop, he could even sense Elder Guru on Namek! That was 34 days away in his spaceship!
He sensed his mother's Ki and teleported to it. His mother looked the same as always, literally zero change. She turned her head, (while still eating) to Celeron as she said, "Oh, you're back." Then she turned back, still eating, but with a slight smile on her face.
Celeron noticed that slight smile. That smile brought a grin upon his own face. Celeron brought a chair from his room, his room looked exactly the same as it was before! He put the chair on the opposite end of the table to his mother. Then he stared at his mother, who stared back at him with a mouthful of food, as she managed to grumble out, "What? Got something on my face?"
Celeron smiled again and then started to laugh, his mother swallowed the food in her mouth as she smiled too. Slowly, the contagious laughter spread to his mother too. They both laughed for a few minutes before finally stopping. Celeron then started to make idle chatter as he said, "I've been training y' know, mom!" "Eh, well you're a Saiyan after all."
"No, I mean.. I've gotten like super strong!"
Celeron released his Ki slightly, his Ki slowly starting to release and unsuppress by itself, he was shocked so he quickly suppressed his Ki again, forcefully. He ignored what just happened, he was too expectant for the shocked look on his mother's face. Except, all he got was her mocking him and her proudly stating how she was stronger.
"Pfft, no you haven't! So weak! At least compared to me."
"HUH? How am I weak?! I trained hard for a month straight!"
"What! A month straight? And you got that much stronger?! You're pretty talented! But in the end, you're still weak!"
"Then show me your Ki!"
"I can't, my Ki is too strong, a bunch of annoying people would bother me! I can show you a fraction of it though."
She called her son to follow her outside, she grabbed him as she instantly reached a different planet! Celeron was literally sweating a waterfall now, he knew that wasn't teleportation! That was pure speed! And she survived in space! What kind of overpowered mother does he have?! That feat alone basically proved she was much, much stronger than he had thought. How come she wasn't in the anime???
"Okay we're here, now I'll show you! A tiny bit of my power!"
"Wait, no, no, don't! Stop it! Sto-"
He was cut off by her Ki engulfing the whole planet and instantly disintegrating it. "Ah, whoops! A bit too much! I haven't fought in a long time you see! Huh? You teleported away?"
Celeron quickly teleported the hell out of there as soon as he saw the planet disintegrate! He wasn't visiting his mother just so she could accidentally murder him due to a crappy mistake! He sensed his mother's Ki again, and she turned out to be on the home planet. Celeron teleported back to her and as if she was ready, she instantly said, "Ummmm... that was an accident you know? I forgot you couldn't survive in space yet!"
(In this novel, Saiyans with a power level of around 1 million+ can survive in space. I was reading some theories and it makes sense that Saiyans can stay alive in space. So I just put a minimum power level thingy.)
Celeron nodded. He wouldn't even care about that after five minutes, he knew his mother just made a mistake in assuming he could survive in space. Then, Celeron got excited as he thought of his mother's power. He had so many questions!
"Mom, mom, mom! Who are you?? Wait, I don't even know your name!"
"Eh? What do you mean, 'who am I'? I'm your mother, you imbecile!"
"No, I mean, who are you? Like as in, what's your title or whatever, if you're this strong, people can't NOT know you, right?!"
"Oh, barely any people know me, but my name is Shard."
(Play-on the vegetable 'Chard', I know it's a bad name, but I liked the name so meh)
"Huh? Shard? Never heard of it?"
"Of course you haven't! I lay low! Someone as strong and beautiful as your mother would probably make the world go crazy, ya know!"
Celeron laughed at his mother's antics. She finally showed her kind side to him but she still wouldn't ever stop being proud. He wanted her to train him, she was so strong, but he also kind of wanted to wait till the Saiyan saga so he could get a challenge.
But then, he asked the question that had been on his mind for a few months - "Mom! Am I a normal Saiyan..?" He asked, he felt like he wasn't. Firstly, his power level raised at levels that was basically off the charts, it wasn't on the level of 'high talent'. Talent didn't factor someone's growth that much! Talent could be overcome. Secondly, his ability to learn techniques was also off the charts. He had always learnt every technique instantly as if an instinct! But that could be labelled to his genius mind. Thirdly... how come... his Ki kept going crazy? Like it was trying to be uncontrolled and just destroy everything?
"Huh? You still don't know? Guess I forgot to tell you? You're a Legendary Super Saiyan!"
"HUH? I'M A LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN? WHAT ABOUT BROLY?" He asked, completely baffled at how that was possible.
"Huh? How do you know Broly? Eh, never mind, it doesn't matter. Anyway, Broly is a Super Saiyan Berserker! He has broken amounts of Ki and get's stronger much faster, well if he at least tried to train he would. Anyway, he gets stronger and stronger as he fights. Being a Super Saiyan Berserker means insane raw power but it also means that you always have an impulse to destroy, and this impulse can't be controlled at all. The best thing to do to a Berserker, is just to put them out of their misery..."
"Oh. So what can I do?!" He asked excitedly.
"Well both of your powers are legends from the Saiyan race. There has only been two Berserkers in the history of the entire race, including Broly. And there has only been three Legendary Super Saiyans in the history of the Saiyans, including you and me."
"What? What? What? You're one too?! Is it like some bloodline thing?! That's kind of cool! Will my kids get it too?!"
"Wait, stop asking questions! Firstly, I need to tell you about what you can do. The Legendary Super Saiyan is represented by pure, black Ki. However, you always have a feeling to just let loose right? To use your full power in every movement, but of course, if you did that, you would be exploding planets everywhere you go."
"Mmm, yeah! I get that feeling whenever I learn a technique using Ki or something! And so?"
(Legendary Super Saiyan is shortened to Legend now.)
"Well, a Legend has an absurd level of raising their strength. But yours is the fastest I have seen. You don't even know what your doing and your power level still rose like that! Admittedly, it was quite a small rise in power, but still it was fast! The problem with Legends though, is that their Ki control is absolutely shocking. It's terrible. Absolute crap. After you get stronger and stronger, the feeling of letting loose gets stronger and stronger."
"Oh, so you can't control your Ki to go inside you? And so you can't reach the level of Gods and Angels and that stuff? You can't use divine Ki properly?"
Shard gave him a weird look, as if asking how he knows all this. But she just carried on, "Yeah, and why I'm telling you all this is, because you can fix it. And, before this, I need to tell you that, talent does not mean everything, talent is just how fast your power level can rise, not how fast you can comprehend techniques. And so - you have two options:
To lower your talent by a bit and fix your Ki control, allowing you to get much stronger in the future!
Or!
Keep all your talent and let your Ki run rampant, never progressing further in strength, and destroying every planet you step foot on to!
(Yes! Broly does exist! Also, I know that this whole chapter was complete and utter bullshit, but I was bored so y know.)
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I got bored and just wrote whatever crap came to mind. To fit this, I also adjusted some lines in the story, making his Ki sound like it was gonna let loose or whatever.
Also! His comprehension of techniques will still be basically instant, but the rate of his power level raising will drop slightly, he’s way too strong anyway. He will still be quite a lot faster than Goku and Vegeta, but not so he is completely broken and can finger flick them into the Otherworld.
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