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章節 20: Arc 1 Extra: The Life of His Realm.

[That One Class at The End of The Halfway]

The homeroom teacher was once more furious. Her class was doubtlessly the worst of the six eleventh-grade classes. And the most problematic. Most of the teachers who got the responsibility to teach this one class seethed in anger or stressed to the point of near-death.

Like a den of demons. Or one of the barbarians'.

Yet in the midst of the chaos, there was an absolute angel residing there with the demons. Ironically, the angel was the real demon, while the people in that class were just normal human—

"Don't narrate your story like that. It's weird to listen to it."

—Although the word 'Ghost' suited him much better.

"You can't be serious, can you? You're not going to give this as your assignment, are you?"

"I'm thinking a great way of creating a story. But I got stuck halfway, so I decided to write a fanfic of my ordinary life." YueChen threw his pen to the desk, leaning back on the chair.

"It's not a fanfic???"

"Might as well just be."

"..."

The angel had very few friends, one of them was a small-bodied girl named Yun MianTi. This girl was two months younger than YueChen, yet she treated the older boy her little sibling.

MianTi, wanted to be a psychiatrist, and pursued her dreams. One flaw of hers that didn't fit with their surrounding: a big fujoshi of BL.

She even watched a number of (papapa) gay movies!

....

While the only Yang in the class was certainly dirty-minded innocent-looking boy, he never actually touched any of BLs other than books. Giving him a graphic version of forbidden love wouldn't do any good, so Yuan Ji went against any visual (papapa).

Yang YueChen accidentally taught Yun MianTi a new vocabulary (papapa), MianTi gave him brief information of her movies.

/"The seme *beep* the uke with a ruler... But got it stuck because he use glue as lube."/

And Dong Shi Shui Shen swore that he could see his vessel's smiling face cracked as though he was an old wall.

Sinful!

Hearing her talk about forbidden loves made Yuan Ji scream and cover his ears. It also made YueChen's ears started to ring again.

Yuan Ji, "...."

Yuan Ji, "I thought I told you not to say a word about it again..."

[YueChen's Handbook; Guide to The Chaotic Disaster]

Name: Yang YueChen (Yáng YuèChén)

*But since it really sounds odd, people called him Yáng YuéChěn.

Age: 16

Date of birth: 3 October

Favorite color: Gray (currently)

Gender: Male (Agender)

Sexuality: Panromantic Asexual

Height: 150 (13 y.o), 168 (16 y.o)

Status: Alive (But dead inside)

Quote this day: "Who the f*** gave me this stupid name?! I demand a new one!"

(To Hoist the Joy of Dust)

Name: Yuan Ji (Yuán Jì)

*To save his life, he goes with Yuán Jī

Age: 1600+++ (1672 to be exact)

Date of birth: 1 September

Favorite color: The color of YueChen (eyes, hair, smile—)

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Supposed to be a straight, but maybe a bi or pan secretly (or just a moro-sexual)

Height: 170 (He ain't getting taller)

Status: My god.

Quote this day: "Yes, Yuan Ji as in Yuan Ji (Death)'s sounding. There's a reason why Xing-Xing says 'Ji' instead of 'Ci'."

(The Rushing Water and Hope)

Name: A-Die (A-Dié)

Age: 13

Date of birth: 22 March

Favorite color: Red

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Unknown

Height: 142

Status: Alive

Thoughts: I want her as my lil sis. Please trade A-Die, I'll give you the KPop maniac for free.

[Xiao JiaWen Got A Boyfriend]

She stared at her phone, smirking and giggling, mother by her side.

"I can't believe it!"

"Try to lure him, he might confess."

And being the usual confused child YueChen always been, he only ignored them.

"God!" They both shrieked in glee.

"He really confessed!"

Oh... Yang JiaWen got a boyfriend. That boy who chased her since elementary school. Now that they're both seventh graders, he managed to get her.

YueChen nonchalantly flipped his phone, "What are you two fussing around? Being all ecstatic just for a boy."

JiaWen gave him a cross look, frowning. "Well, Gege, you yourself are single for good. You don't have the right to comment."

"If you count international relationship, I'm not single."

She stuck out her tongue, "Huh! Try get a real girlfriend in your school! You can't do it, right?"

YueChen only sighed, his sister took it as a sign of defeat. She went back to discuss about the boy with mother.

YueChen glanced at them, thinking, "Xiao MeiMei a... While you went out to get yourself a boyfriend, I've already scored myself a husband."

But he kept the thought to only himself.

[What Most Of Us, Fujoshi, Wait For]

Author: Sorry for the disappointment, but I don't think that YueJi would happen (the papapa scenes)

Readers: *gasssppp*

A: Since YueChen is an ace—

R: Nooo!!! We demand the scenes!

YueChen: Why don't you just write the ball scene for making up?

Yuan Ji: Or the first kiss?

A: But it's canon, in later chaps. The extra is basically trash dump of not-in-the-plot stories.

YC: ....

YJ: Since YueChen isn't going to be alive next arc... Does that mean that I got a new partner or what?

A: I'm not spoiling any of that.

YJ: Then let me call A-Die for a moment. I'm certain that she's love to have another sandbag to punch or hit with a pan.

A: Don't you dare.

YC: You killed me.

R: Seconding Yuan Ji

YC: I sound third.

A: Alright! A tiny spoiler!

Roughly the second chap or the third, Yuan Ji would meet another main character. A low-profile DiYu ruler. You can't expect a graphic papapa scene for the first arc, but YueChen had tried once with Yuan Ji (ended up in being kicked in the stomach because YueChen suddenly lost the urge). With this new MC, Yuan Ji had few *cough**cough*. Guess who bottomed?

YJ: That's real brief. How helpful.

A: Well, I said tiny spoiler.

YC: Why do you have to mention that failed attempt???

A: I do what I want.

Bye for now, but wait for us: There's one more extra.


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