下載應用程式
100% Adventure Of Your Immortal Here! / Chapter 1: Why there's a brothel in Ancient Pass?
Adventure Of Your Immortal Here! Adventure Of Your Immortal Here! original

Adventure Of Your Immortal Here!

作者: DeprivedUser

© WebNovel

章節 1: Why there's a brothel in Ancient Pass?

Why there's a brothel in Ancient Pass, in Wuxia Novel or in other world?

***********

It's all start here

In modern world there's a device called " Site-to-site-inter telecommunication-mobile-handheld-data-capable-non touchscreen-multifunctional-device "

or in short Cell Phone. With a 4000mAh battery that gets you through your day. The Dual Aperture camera taking stunning photos, day or night. The S Pen for control without touching your phone. And the largest-ever 6.4-inch Infinity Display. Choose a color to put power in your hands.

Power Your Mother !

What is S Pen?

S Pen your sister!

Day and Night?

Night your Ancestor!

What bullsh*t is this?

******

Any way there' is Free landline and Globe to Globe calls for 24 months

Talking with loved ones on the phone never gets old. Call away without worrying about added costs.

High-speed browsing

Connect with friends and explore the web with speeds from a reliable 5Mbps to a fiber-fast 100Mbps.

WiFi connection for all

Share the high-speed internet access at home by using your free 4-port router with WiFi.

Access to entertainment apps

From Plans 1299 and up, get FOX+, Netflix, and DisneyLife for 6 months!

Holy sh*t !!! 6 months with your sister!!

******

It's called internet where you can access app called Google where you can search anything like Webnovel where you can read my Novel (Check out some of my Novel guys!) and Stuf

Or

..

Hood (On)

Headset (On)

Hacker Mask (Set)

SFX .. swish

(Type faster)

.....

...

8284893022029884742728891912984774732819199

...

....

Incognito {ON}

Heart beat accelerate

SFX ... Thump Thump

And die....

*****

So I create a brothel in Ancient pass so Our brother don't die overly excited and some got arrested on watching Loli on some site(whistle...)

Well Anyway if your watching this used private internet connection and close the location so you can't track by police by watching Loli video

#Protect Loli

Used our brother Incognito for safety measure on our parents

*Mom POV's*

Another day of my day when suddenly I pick up my son cellphone??

Pick Up

Open

{Google}

{History}

...

...

Holy Sh*t!!

******

"Frey!! Come back here" Mom said in angry tone

"What kind of sh*t is this" Mon yelled at me

"NTR sh*t and stuff and Loli video(Seriously I'm not Loli) " Mom Yelled while pointing at the screen of my phone

I thought I'm immortal travelling Other world, Ancient Pass, Killing gods and Killing Devil. To think my reputation will be wasted by this sh*t. That's why I'm promoting the brothel in Ancient Past

******

Well there's another story ?

...

..

Why is there a P*rn site on Google?


創作者的想法
DeprivedUser DeprivedUser

This is only A joke and my mind is another level of craziness when I write this!!

Share your experience !!

Hahahahhahahah!!!

#Protect Loli

Load failed, please RETRY

新章節待更 寫檢討

每周推薦票狀態

Rank -- 推薦票 榜單
Stone -- 推薦票

批量訂閱

目錄

顯示選項

背景

EoMt的

大小

章評

寫檢討 閱讀狀態: C1
無法發佈。請再試一次
  • 寫作品質
  • 更新的穩定性
  • 故事發展
  • 人物形象設計
  • 世界背景

總分 0.0

評論發佈成功! 閱讀更多評論
用推薦票投票
Rank NO.-- 推薦票榜
Stone -- 推薦票
舉報不當內容
錯誤提示

舉報暴力內容

段落註釋

登錄