章節 4: The Old Man

Darkness surrounded him from everywhere. He wasn't able to find a way out. The earth that he destroyed was reborn, looking for him. He kept running but couldn't escape the pursuit of the people that he killed. He stopped running and turned around.

"Why don't you dead things get lost? I killed you once, meaning I can do it again! Jeez, you guys are really very annoying, you won't even leave me alone in my dreams. Get a life!" Ma Zhi turned what seemed like a serious situation, into one of stupidity. He didn't fear the people chasing him, he just felt very annoyed. He was too dumb to feel any fear.

"But since you guys are already here, let me tell you something. That girl that knocked me out, had some very pretty pink undergarments. Haha, you guys should have seen it!" Ma Zhi spoke to the 'people' as if they were his best friends. He was oblivious to the fact that those he was talking to were not actually there.

"Well, I think that I should wake up soon. Come and punch me or something. I remember seeing in a movie that if you get attacked in your dreams, you would wake up. So, punch me!" He walked over to the figures and exposed his right cheek. The figures just watched, but didn't do anything.

*Splash*

A bucket of water spilled over Ma Zhi's face. The person who was holding that bucket of water was not the blue haired girl or the first girl Ma Zhi met, rather it was the old man that Ma Zhi decided to ignore. Ma Zhi sat up and looked around in annoyance. He noticed that the old man he saw previously was holding an empty bucket.

"Old man, why are you trying to clean me? If anything, I will only let pretty girls clean me, Hehe! I'd rather not be seen naked by a wrinkly old man." Ma Zhi got off the bed he was laying on. He didn't express his thanks and just began to head for the front door of the small wooden house.

"Do you want to become a cultivator?" The old man spoke out with a smile before Ma Zhi opened the door.

"Do you want to become young and less wrinkly?" Ma Zhi turned around and questioned the old man. (Author note: Savage...) The old man's smile couldn't help but freeze. He released a sigh and sat onto a chair behind him.

"Young man, I see lots of potential in you! You have a free mind that would be great for cultivation." The old man began to convince Ma Zhi about cultivation.

"Sorry wrinkles, I am only interested in woman for now. When I feel like it, I will go find a pretty woman to teach me." Ma Zhi created a random nickname and declined the offer. He opened the door and was just about to head out when the old man ran towards him.

"You want to become popular with the girls right?" The old finally caught onto the way Ma Zhi thought. He liked girls and would do many things to get their attention.

"Of course! What is the point of living if you can't even hold girls in your arms?" Ma Zhi patted his chest like a righteous hero, however the old couldn't help but laugh with mockery.

"You think any girl will be interested in a weakling like you? Even though I am wrinkly, I can get more girls than you because of my strength." The old man began his first assault on Ma Zhi. He needed to convince him so he had to use what Ma Zhi found interesting.

"Well, since you have already offered, I won't decline you. You really do understand me, wrinkles." Ma Zhi did a complete switch in his view on cultivation. He blatantly agreed to cultivate jsut at the mention of getting woman.

"Hahaha, I thought that you didn't want to cultivate?" The old man continued to tease.

"And I thought you were a proper wrinkle, but who would have thought that you were a pervert as well?" Ma Zhi answer back without holding anything back.

"I am not a pervert, I was just telling you the truth!" The old man's face became red with embarrassment and anger.

"Sure, whatever. Perverted wrinkles, when do we begin cultivation?" Ma Zhi now only cared about cultivation. He wanted to get girls, so he was ready to do anything.