Chapter 32
The Evil Plan of the Shameless Cabinet
After kidnapping the King and disappearing one day and night, the unashamed Viceroy brought His Majesty back. But now His Majesty seemed to be staggering harder than before and he walked like a shrimp.
What did this shameless guy make His Majesty feel this severe?
Lauriet saw Sangtis, holding Ragnes, walked into the living room and gave him a sly smile. Lauriet's face was smiling, but his heart couldn't do it.
Among the people who offered to be Ragnes' husband, to be honest, his status was the most awkward. He could not attack fully, but he could not give up. Of course, Sangtis had been friend with him for a long time. Long before meeting Ragnes.
Ragnes also was an important friend and his respectful master. If he really thought of becoming the third wheel, when Sangtis died a year ago, it should be his chance. But in the end, he could only tease these two.
Being a good person was really hard!
"What a shameless way to comfort people. If His Majesty has a fever, I will definitely drive you away to scoop up chicken's shit behind the palace!" Even with a virtuous heart, he had to ask for a curse word. In the war time, besides not helping with the job, this shameless guy also caused a shortage of labor.
It was better to go scoop up chicken's shit than put him in camel's shit prison, wasn't it!
"You think too much, my dear friend. If you're easy to get angry, no good, your face will look get older. Please hurry and find someone for your sorrowful heart. Anyway, Ragnes loves only me!" That was it, Sangtis was trying to retaliate. He was still enraged that Lauriet ganged up on those adulterers to fight against him. Therefore, if there was a chance, he would have to kick his ass!
"Such a shameless guy died hard."
"A third person either."
Bastrad!!
At that moment, all stewards, who were drinking their morning tea, as though they saw Viceroy and Prime Minister clenched their teeth at each other. It seemed they were a white dog fighting a black dog against a red-eyed cat who had now stumbled. The cat now sat and snuggled up on the armchair.
Ragnes rubbed his hips. He was thinking of cursing himself and Sangtis that last night they ran too far with difficult moves. This morning when he moved, his body ached until he almost cried. His legs, his hip, his waist, he felt pain all over his body!
But if he shouted, his subordinates would say he surely deserved it! So he couldn't. He still had to maintain the image of the King! He couldn't come to ask for leave from work because of his last night's activities.
"Your Majesty, would you like some painkiller?" Kataros'eyes secretly handed over the medicine. Ragnes secretly took it. This was a friend who looked into the eyes and knew the heart.
"Your Majesty, please take these pills, these ones would heal the bruises," Caldia said, handing him two pills. It was known that he would take an anti-inflammatory drug.
Playing too much, it would ruin your work, you know! The story on the king's bed, in fact, it was all about the nation!
During the early morning between battle of Sangtis and Lauriet, Demetriat suddenly ran into the living room with the world map making everyone startled except for Ragnes, who still had a pain in the buttocks sitting in the same place. They would be curious to know what this royal secretary had to boast about.
"I found it! I've found the second Great Arms' address!" Demetriet shouted hysterically, the others who heard it clapped their hands and cheered. Finally, there was a solution for the Santana people. Plus, it could help reduce the King's fury, how good it was!
"And where is it! So let's hurry!" Alfiria hurriedly asked eagerly. Demetriet was very eager to answer. He hurriedly unfolded the map while pointing his pen at the blue dot!
And at that moment everyone was totally stunned.
It was blue! Blue on the world map! It was the color of the sky!
FUCK!
"This is… in the middle of this deep-sea!" Ophirus immediately turned pale. A desert man like him wouldn't be used to the sea. Of course, his older sister Alfiria too. They were brothers and sisters, although they were raised separately, no one admired the sea for sure.
"Wait! Why is the Great Arms going to be in the middle of the sea?!" She wanted to fight this battle so much, so her heart was broken. Why must it be in the middle of the sea!
Demetriet did not listen to the others' complaints and used magic to create a three-dimensional image on the stone slab. What you see was a picture beneath the bottom of the sea at the deepest depths. There was a picture of a city that had been destroyed until only the remains were left. It was a spherical city with immense multi-tiered walls.
If you had some knowledge, you would know how many civilized cities that sank to the bottom of the sea. Of course, one of the most majestic and legendary was…
"This is… Atlantis." No one had to tell, Lauriet knew right away. The shape of a city like this would definitely be a legendary city. Atlantis had been lost for centuries. Now it had turned into a place where the Great Arms might reside. It certainly looked extremely difficult. "What is this Arms…"
What!
"Trident Poseidon!" replied Demetriat.
Hearing him say that, everyone would cry.
Exactly, it was in the deep ocean of the King!!!
Knowing the exact destination, Ragnes was now squeezing his hips with a long sigh of agony. He swept his gaze to see his stewards, who had already been so mad. Ragnes' headache seemed more and more severe.
Wetonia was a desert city, drought and dry. Water was still scarce, so hadn't talked about the sea. As for his subordinates, even if they came from foreign countries but they were all land people. It was absolutely impossible for them to swim. Ragnes wanted to tell Demetriet to give up this time. Could they go to find something else first?
"Your Majesty, there are no other pieces of information on the other Great Arms right now. If Your Majesty waits, it's scary that the Ozlo people won't be waiting," Caldia said, scratching his head. He knew the oppressive situation right now. If they hadn't hurried, their king could gain one more husband. "Your Majesty, it's not like I want to say something like this. But... in Ozlo, there is a tribe of mermaids living in it."
Shit! Mermaid!!
By that time, they were all pale. They were land people! Just swimming and catching fish was difficult. Now, they were going to dive and compete with mermaids! Wouldn't it be easier to throw them ropes and hang them at the bottom of the boat?!
Ragnes had a throbbing headache, normally in the love-romance fairy tale story, coming back from a one-night vacation, the situation should be better. There must be good and entertaining stories! Why was it worse than before? Why did it feel harder and harder every time? There must be a way out!
He would not allow Sidel to come up and offer to be his husband with the dowry of the Trident of Poseidon!
Everyone was thinking about what to do. They thought about finding a way to swim, dive, and fight underwater.
Only one person could think more than that, yes, this person must be!
"Even though we can't swim but there is another way." Sangtis suddenly spoke up.
Everyone looked at him with one eye, thinking that if this wicked bastard decided to speak out, there would be some evil idea. Each of his brilliant ideas was shameless ugly ones. However, only the current situation, no matter how wicked and evil the hell-damn thoughts were, spit them out!
"Do it like Santana" said Sangtis.
"Huh?!" Lauriet immediately looked up at this dear friend?
Sangtis smirked as he folded his arms up, spitting out the most nefarious words with great pride.
"We'll rob it!"
"What!!!!!"
Such a shameless idea!
"Robbery..." Alfiria's eyes widened.
"You robbed?" Caldia was shocked. Were they talking about things like this?
"You mean to rob the Ozlo people, seriously?" Kataros was dizzy. So were they really thieves?
At that moment, everyone looked at Sangtis in one eye. All of them had to agree without an appointment that this guy had not changed at all. Even with such a good spirit as Rigel in his body, it was completely useless. A vile, shameless, evil bastard guy from head to toe, he was Sangtis, the only one in the world!
Did he want to be the husband of the King or the head of the thieves?
If anyone knew that the Wetonia people were planning to rob. How should they confront and explain the other countries? From the beginning, the dignity of the people in this nation was very low and rarely existed, but it was going to be the worst.
However, in the old days, Birds of a feather flocked together.
Good people didn't associate with a bad guy. This proverb was still effective.
Then…
"Yes, we still have this method." Lauriet smiled, and nodded, turning to his fellow stewards. "Others can do it, so can we. As long as no one catches us , that's enough." Santana was a badass because they stole from them face to face, and they got caught.
But Wetonia would surely do better!
"Yes! The problem is whether we rob. Just the victim can't catch it, that's great!" Sangtis supported. He agreed with Lauriet in a very cheerful manner. Finally, he could solve his wife's problems. While Lauriet may still maintain his image, he spoke about crime with his smiling face.
Damn it! This was the real evil partner, one left and one right. Drag each other down to hell!
"Robbery or…?" Demetriat was thinking. His next chronicles would be extremely difficult to write. He wouldn't need to describe Wetonia as a thieves' den. But... it had no choice.
He didn't want to rob. But people around here couldn't swim!
"To think carefully, we could disguise ourselves a bit, the others won't know," Alfiria decided. From the beginning, she had no good morals. At this time, she would not mind the method. Of course her younger brother too. The two brothers-sisters nodded at each other, Alright! Robbery, robbed!
Caldia and Kataros turned out to be two pale faces who couldn't decide. Foreign stewards were thinking that this was a disaster for his job. How could he hold back something like this? They were going to rob and kill Ozlo. What shameless immoral guys!!!
But...if they didn't do this, they were going to drive and compete with mermaids!? No!!! No such way out!!!
"Ah, I take it!" Caldia decided. About international politics, he would just go, lie and survive later. "Follow this, Kataros!"
"Ah! If the Ozlo people knew that they would have to tear our breasts away!" Kataros stared blankly. But hey...he couldn't swim, right?
At that moment, without even asking the King for a moment Ragnes's beloved Chancellors had finished negotiating.
In the past, being a rebellion against the city had already been done. They used to be an extortionist and a bloodthirsty merchant as well. What's wrong with being a thief! Let's try it!
Because we couldn't swim!
Ragnes, who was still kneading his hips, saw the stewards who were planning to rob and kill. They didn't have much time for this job. To act as a kind person to do good deeds seems difficult, plus to think carefully, those great arms belonged to his ancestors. Just to take back his own inheritance, what would it be?
"So… the plan this time is to rob the great arms!" the king decided.
Rob quickly and retreat, don't let them catch us!
"Roger, Your Majesty!!!!"
If you couldn't swim, then rob it!
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Chapter 33
Stripper Sinner Community
Attatica was a name of a small coastal country. It was said that under the ocean of this country was a city that sank a long time ago. Its name was Atlantis.
Today, this country was famous for being a vacation destination for rich people, and was a very important tourist city. Every year, a cruise ship was organized to visit the ruins of the lost city.
Of course, the cost of the trip was extremely expensive. A mere third-class ticket could cost your salary for three years. Some people may even go bankrupt.
Why was it so expensive? Are people so obsessed with history?
Absolutely Not!
The reason was this ship was the continent's number one delightful cruise ship. All sinful entertainments were complete here. From the national secret deal to the sparrow mafia opening the football betting table. But even if you didn't want to pay for these sins. Just to be involved in the luxury of a noble elite would have been said for generations to come. Therefore, such things must be reserved.
In this event, the gang of thieves led by the great thief named Sangtis the Dark, would not fail. They boarded this ship and followed the Ozlo people to plunder. Just that...
The agents reported that the Ozlo people had paid huge sums to board the ship. While Wetonia even wanted to embark on this number one cruise, they were extremely tight on budget. This was the difference between a wealthy country and a newly rich country.
The Treasury Chief Ophirus insisted that they had to spend a lot of money to travel from the desert city to the Forbidden Sea. If the country still had to pay for them to get on a world-class cruise, then budgets would escalate.
After this event, there were still three pieces of great arms that still had to spend a lot of money to find. Plus, now the country had to prepare for battle with the Satan Clan. Soldiers had to train, immigrants needed to be nurtured, and trade still had to be done. Everything required money. So if they wanted to go on a cruise ship, they would have to figure out their own way!
Somehow, they would come and rob Ozlo. Let's fight to the max. Why did they still want to ask for a budget!
When the Minister of the Treasury refused to pay, whether it was the king, the viceroy, or the prime minister, they still had to keep quiet. This was the absolute power of this Minister. If money matters, no matter how good or bad he was, Ophirus would never compromise. Everyone, even cursing in their hearts, had to come up with new ideas.
Of course, the best idea came from the mafia godfather in the form of the king's husband.
"Actually, it's possible to get on a cruise ship to be a staff member or an actor. But good performances are already done by professionals. If we're going to do something…we'll have to play in the dark side," Sangtis explained to his gang of thieves. Everyone heard this guy talking and their faces were filled with question marks.
Dark Side???? Wasn't your idea dark enough yet!!!!????
How dark? How vile? What were the ideas that come out of Sangtis' mouth? But when there was no way, in the end, they had to follow him in order to be able to follow the Ozlo people onto the ship.
Let's do it!
And this was the answer...
Rigel had a headache, abdominal pain, heartache, liver, kidney, and stomach pain. When he woke up again, he was on the deck of a luxurious cruise ship with only tight-fitting leopard-print swimming trunks. Plus, he also had to walk lingering to serve cocktails to guests. This was a position of a young waiter on the roof decked out to provoke all the lustful guests! How could such a bastard come up with such a nefarious plan!
Not only him, but also Caldia and Kataros. The two ministers walked with a smile in their embarrassing ways. Kataros tried to forcefully tear up a smile. While Caldia streaked with glamour, the girls were now so addicted to him that they ordered dozens of cocktails, and sales skyrocketed. Rigel saw it and cried.
What's going on here?!!!!
So where is the Ragnes? Where is Laurier? Where are the others? What is he doing here???? Does the madman Sangtis come up with any other stupid ideas?
The more he thought, the more his stomach hurt. It hurt to the point of crying!!!!
Now, troublemaker had fled again. How dare that Sangtis leave the innocent as a scapegoat! So bad! How could he take advantage even himself like this! That Bastard!!!
"This is Lord Rigel! Oh my god, why are you waking up at this time? Oh my god, Lord Sangtis seems to have left a hot potato on you! Are you alright?!" Kataros said with a startled look. He was now wearing tight-fitting swimming trunks and holding a cocktail tray. But he was already prepared, but Rigel had just woken up. He must be very frightened. "Don't worry. We still have time to practice!"
"Practice what! Tell me what this is!" Rigel grabbed Kataros and shook him, throbbing the truth, what the heck was this!!!!
"Uh, is…"
It was at that moment that Caldia ran into another awakened look. He also knew that Rigel had woken up instead of Sangtis. But where can they escape now? The stage was ready, the music was ready, the performers must be ready!!!
"What is this! What a crazy show!!!!" Rigel yelled, of course the situation was really dire, plus he was in a very precarious situation, Sangtis! What the hell was that bastard offering to do!!! Such a shameless devil guy!!!!!
"Calm down, Lord Rigel, this is just a small showing off. Do a little dance before the grand show tonight, sir!" said the optimistic Caldia. "Now you don't have to strip off anything!"
"Strip!!!!"
Now, there was only a pant left, what else did he want to strip off!!!!!! Striping off more than this, it must be a STRIPPER running all over the place!!!!
At this moment, Rigel was like being pushed up on the back of a tiger. He had enough to understand the situation. In order to get on this ship, Sangtis negotiated something strange for them to come up. That was the job of the stripper!
If they failed to do this job, they would be worthless and get kicked off the ship, so getting on stage to do something crazy was a necessity. They must do it anyway!
"What about Ragnes? Ragnes doesn't have to do something like this, does he?!" If even his wife had to do something like this, he would hang himself now. He would kill himself with the evil Sangtis!
We should die together for the peace of the humanity!!!
"Your Majesty has already received the quota for a waiter in the restaurant, sir. Lord Lauriet goes as a boy to clean the restroom. It was us who were the shows," said Caldia. Hearing that, Rigel was relieved.
If Ragnes had to do something like this, he would have hit his head on the mast of a ship here. But thinking about it, he, Sangtis surely had never let his wife do something embarrassing like this.
How about himself? Wearing swimming trunks, dancing like a shameless stripper...would it be okay?
He couldn't move, but Raigel clenched his fist tightly. In fact, they could escape. But if escaping, the chance of being kicked off the boat was very high. Even if not being kicked into the sea to die, the chance of getting closer to the goal would be less. If Ozlo could take the great arms, it was like he had more chance to lose his wife to another man.
No! No matter how embarrassing it is, do it!
The determination was ready, the mind was ready, so let's dance!!!!
"Let's go, Aloha Spirit!!!!!" Rigel, who was wearing the spirit of the Stripper, decided that he must do this for his wife!
How embarrassing I am to be a stripper for my wife!!!!
The trio of comrades took to the stage to kick off a dance rhythm that dazzled. Even Caldia and Kataros were so surprised.
Lord Rigel had this dazzling dancer talent? He very accurate rhythm and very good posture. This was clearly a stripper dancing star!!!!! Their Viceroy had such a high-going dance skill. That was the reason why he chose to get on the boat this way!!!
Long Live the Viceroy of Wetonia!!!
Ragnes, who happened to come and picked up wine on the rooftop, was surprised to see his husband as a stripper. He was thinking that perhaps he underestimated Rigel's shamelessness. He and Sangtis had the same spirit. It was normal to have a similar extreme sassy face. By the way, should he be relieved or overwhelmed?
"By the way, what are those bastards thinking about putting money in his underwear?" Ragnes looked at the people who molested his husband. But...
Maybe it was alright? At least it was a tip. That was money, and money was the budget for travel and food expenses throughout this mission. Especially now that Rigel had been cut off the Viceroy's salary. Did he deserve to have extra income? He had just stripped his clothes for money.
More importantly, an evil bastard like his husband wouldn't be deceived by mere customers!
Thinking so, the King prepared to walk back to the restaurant, but at that moment someone stood in front of him.
"This young waiter, if you don't mind, can you sit and have a drink with me for a moment?"
His handsome voice was very polite. Ragnes looked up at him and smiled. Who could this handsome gentleman be without Sidel!
"It's work time, my dear customer. But... I'll finish in an hour." The King in an apron wrapped around his neck tilted his neck and gave him a very sweet smile.
The red eyes sparkled playfully while the opponent gave him a gentle smile. Sidel couldn't help but imagine how beautiful his majesty was. The sunlight of the southern sea would make the King's face even brighter and brighter. He was a real gem.
And of course, His Majesty must be his!
"Then I'll go see the manager. Instead, I'll pay for one hour of your work with triple the interest. How do you see?" Sidel smiled as he took out his platinum credit card and showed it. The silvery glare in his eyes made Ragnes feel that compared to him, this was clearly a billionaire. Rich man had such a high degree.
Wealth really put pressure on his shoulders!
"Oh, by the way, I'm starting to get tired. It's better to leave the shift an hour early, sir," replied Ragnes as he kneaded his shoulders. Sidel took the opportunity to kiss the back of a beautiful man's hand.
"Good deal."
Thus, while the husband and his team were having fun with the stripper dance debut as a new star. The wife then took this adulterous man out for a cocktail in the private room.
At this time, one of the toilet cleaners secretly smiled before speaking into the magic radio.
"The target is attached to according to plan"
Okay! Continue!