章節 446: War/Peace [#2]
"-and as such we know only a few Pokemon that can Mega Evolve! Steelix, Audino, and the Kanto Starters are all the ones we know. In other news, Mega Evolution is now publicly availabe for purchase, you can buy the Mega Stones and Mega Bracelets at Pokeshop-"
Sycamore was fucking vibrating from excitement. Finally, finally he and his colleagues had done something not many people have done before: Discovered something that the Terror didn't know of! Kamil "Terror" Malek was the fear every single scientist carried with them- their biggest enemy and biggest ally, who would correct anything wrong that he wanted to in their research, showing his superior knowledge about things that were years ahead. He was the terror of scientists because they always were afraid of becoming part of his little correction time he called "The Right Time". Sycamore didn't really hate him, he was more... Exasperated by him.
He knew so much, yet he never helped science.
Egg Moves? He has been teaching that to his Pokemon ever since he was 5.
Egg Groups? He knew them all and even how to break them apart and make incompatible Pokemon of different egg groups completely compatible and even started a process he called "Hybridization", making Pokemon mix their DNA and have different types and abilities of both parents. He literally has a Mamoswine with various ice spikes on its back because his mother is a Cloyster, that shouldn't be possible!
Then there were Berries, Pokeball Making, Breeding, Fighting, Move Making, he even discovered a damn whole type before Kalos (the Fairy Type) and found five whole different Eeveelutions! Ghouleon the Ghost Type, Sylveon the Fairy Type, Sandeeon the Ground Type, Breezeon the Flying Type, and Steeleon the Steel Type. He found the Firafarig, Annihilape, Slowking, Mamoswine, Hisuian Typhlosion, Hisuian Deidueye, Ursaluna, Wyrdeer, Hisuian Goodra, Hisuian Kleavor, and all the damn Hybrids he has in his home at Mt. Silver... That he owns, the entire damn mountain. He kicked out the League who tried taking over his home and made it clear it was his, and that he doesn't share.
Not even Oak was able to make the man rethink, so he went there and suddenly had changed his mind- many speculated that Kamil showed him something or did something to make him change his mind, but Mt. Silver is now owned by a single man who many love and many hate, but nobody is crazy enough to do anything about it... but with Mega Evolutions, they could, perhaps, have a chance? That was one of Sycamore thoughts that were shared by many, but their dreams of somehow getting the secrets out of Kamil's mouth- "I hereby promise on my own name, anyone who defeats me, can ask me a question I will answer truthfully." That single sentence said in the Indigo television has been spread all over and has made many rush to Mount Silver to challenge the Terror only to come back defeated and ashamed.
Sycamore is pretty sure even that kid, Leon? He went there and got his ass beat so hard he quit being champeon of Galar to train for a rematch.
"And that's all for today, everyone!" With a smile, Sycamore felt triumphant- He and his team did what the contract said: Make sure nobody believes Mega Evolution can only be done with a stone and bracelet, that way we can profit. "Thank you all so much for watching and we will-" A single notification rang. Sycamore's face went pale as he recognized the ping sound he had selected specifically for a certain hot old man. "-fuck." His assistants quickly rushed to get the notification off, but it was too late. Ove 10 billion people knew that The Terror had once more posted on the Pokenet.
The video was on a forum, specifically made for him, called [The Right Time]
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[The video starts with the stunning view of the horizon. It is so high up you could see the way the world bends a little, the blue ocean and sky seem to melt into one another, only the clouds making it discernable of which is which.]
[The camere is turned to a rugged battlefield of black rocks and there stands a few Pokemon]
[A Heracross, a Scizor, a Gardevoir, a Charizard, a Beedrill, a Butterfree, a Slowbrow, a Gengar, a Gyarados, a Pinsir, an Ampharos, a Houndoom, and an Altaria.]
"Hello, would you look at the time~!" The familiar voice of the known internet dilf appeared on the screen, making everyone watching it tense. They knew he only appeared on screen if he had something to brag about, or- "-looks like its time for me to rip you a new one!" -that. Dragging someone through the mud with superior knowledge he wouldn't share how he got, all because he could. He has said, explicitly, many times that this was a way for him to get revenge on the world- he didn't get to be a child, so he will be childish now. Many of his online simps- and believe me, he is almost 50, but there are a lot of freaks who want him, desire him carnally.
He was, and I quote: [So fucking hot and weirdly adorable at times. Sure he is childish and petty, and has definitely commited war crimes, but who cares? Its not like anyone's gonna make him responsible for his actions anyway- But I sure as hell can suck him dry and call him daddy!]
...Kamil did send the person who wrote this- [...huh, so people think I'm hot? That's a first.] -as a response to that comment. He kinda became a meme? The whole texr above became a copy/paste text sent without context and sneaked into something like the scrip for the Combee Movie. "Today, we have a special guest- Sycamore, the lying ass." His tone of voice was clearly frustated and exasperated, like he couldn't believe he had to do this video to explain to them what the fuck they got wrong, just because he could: "So, because you kids are so bad at finding shit, let me help you with this-" He pointed his hand forward, he made sure the came looked at the his wrists and at the bodies of his Pokemon, to show that neither he nor them had anything special on their bodies that they were wearing.
"-watch and learn, kids."
[Immediately, all of the pokemon began to glow with the familiar and demonstrated glow of a Mega Evolution.]
[As the blinding lights faded away, behind were left a Mega Pokemon.]
[Mega Gardevoir, Mega Pinsir, Mega Heracross, and Mega Gyarados were all flying around happily with their transformations. Gardevoir danced, floating in the sky, while Pinsir and Heracross would butt heads every once in a while, with Gyarados simply ignoring everything.]
[Altaria and Charizard stayed side by side, as they were Mates. The fluffiness of Mega Altaria had already conquered many, while the blue flames of Mega Charizard made many flush red with how cool he looked. Mega Houndoom simply sat beside Kamil, its massive horns brushing against the body of the older man with glee and tail wagging happily, an aura of extreme heat emanating from the Hellhound in waves that created distortions in the air. Mega Ampharos soon joined Mega Altaria to help her braid her long and beautiful mane of white wool.]
[Mega Beedrill and Mega Butterfree were dancing together around Kamil's head, with Mega Beedrill attaching itself to Kamil's arm like a gun (making many have a PTSD flashback) while Mega Butterfree landed right atop Kamil's head with its majestic wings spread out, powders of various colors floating aeound it, creating a rainbow of colors]
[Mega Scizor was simply punching the air so quickly it looked like he was completely still- if not for the fact that wind was being blasted forward from where the pokemon stood. He disappeared for a moment before hundreds of copies appeared, and they all danced together in a weird flash of red and metal as they faded away, leaving behind a happy Scizor]
[Mega Gengar simply vanished after appearing. He nuzzled against Kamil's body before sinking into his shadows.]
[Mega Slowbro kept sleeping.]
"And that's how you do it, kids- No fancy stone, no fancy bracelet, just your bond with your Pokemon and your willpower." With a roll of his eyes, Kamil walked towards the camera and picked it up, as he was about to turn it off he paused and said: "Also, the girl who keeps asking me to show my chest- that's creepy. And I have no sexual attraction to women, stop asking me to show you my chest..." He paused for a moment before he sighed: "Okay, this is for the guy who keeps me asking to show my chest- I literally do it, like, all of the time in all videos- why are you even asking? If you wanna see my chest for some reason, just go back to those videos, specifically the one I did about fighting types." In that video he has a lot of his upper body exposed, covered in sweat and grime, as he proves that Fighting Types can be taught other fighting styles other than the ones they are born knowing, contrary to popular belief.
He paused, a grin widening. He pointed to himself with his thumb as he said: "If you do want to see more, then challenge me." Well, Kamil was known to be a trickster and a teaser, so this was probably just another prank.
With that, he turned the camera off.
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"...fuck me." Sycamore whispered, eyes wide. He gazed at the screen with wide eyes as he couldn't believe what he was seeing or what he was hearing either. Nothing reached his mind beside the image that he burned in his brain to keep it there forever and always. He wondered how they would look from up close. Their weight, their size, their beauty, their magnificence, their presence, their texture, the size-
"Oh yeah boss- This is bullshit!" One of his assistants broke him free of his thoughts about the images on the screen: "How does he even do that!? This is, like, impossible!" Sycamore understood the frustration; they spent years of their lives working for this, calculating, making good and honest work out of this, only to have their credibility shattered to pieces as the biggest, strongest, hottest old man on the Pokenet (he won a vote for Dilf of the Net on January 278, League Year 102) as he came and proved them all wrong about something they never even considered being possible! That is very frustrating indeed. "Urgh, but at lwast we learned more about Mega Evolution..."
"Well, that is true." Sycamore couldn't disagree with that- Mega Pokemon were awesome! They learned that the list of pokemon that can Mega Evolve include Heracross, Scizor, Gardevoir, Charizard, Blastoise, Audino, Venosaur, Beedrill, Butterfree, Slowbrow, Gengar, Gyarados, Pinsir, Ampharos, Houndoom, and Altaria! Their list of Pokemon went from 4 directly to 16 Pokemon! Who knows how many that old hot guy knows about!? Sycamore wanted to dry his big skull open and see inside what secrets he could be hiding.
"That's it." Sycamore said, definitely not afraid at all of his own decision and definitely not nervous about the implications of what he wants to do and what he is going to do: "I am going to Mount Silver, and I am going to challenge that old fucker..."
His assistants' eyes widened and they started to either cheer him on or try to stop him- it was a divide between the two.
Unknown to his team, the pricker between his legs was practically leaking like a hose when he heard Daddy Kamil mention him- he was the one basically begging him to expose more of himselt to the world, and he wasn't even ashamed to admit it to himself... Sycamore is a sick, sick man- he tried getting better, oh fuck how he tried, but just the sight of that man makes him melt.
He doesn't even know why, but he will find iut why this is happening.
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