Nezu looked at me took a glance at the bottle of whiskey in my hand and sighed slightly.
"No, I don't that's a perfectly reasonable reason for doing what you do, however, I don't approve of your consumption of alcohol." He chided lightly but I just shrugged, in all honesty, I don't give a shit.
"Good for you." I took another gulp of the whiskey enjoying the burn of it.
He signed, "Well I guess I can't blame you, If I were you and had to suffer death on multiple occasions I too would want a drink every now and then." He said with a light chuckle and took another sip of a new cup of tea.
Okay, where the actual fuck does he keep getting tea from?! Sure I have imported British tea but that's Japanese tea! Completely different and way more inferior!
"I can accept your reason for being a vigilante, so I shall give you my offer now," he said pausing for dramatic effect.
I sat there waiting for him to continue until I was about to shout at him to spit it out he beat me to it and spoke, "Would you like to join UA as a teacher in exchange for a hero's license?" I took a double-take at that.
Da fuck?!
Well, I did joke about this when I got my memories from my past life, but I didn't know it was actually going to happen!
I took a moment to collect myself and looked down in thought.
Being a member of UA's staff? A teacher? "What kind of teacher?" I asked and finally finished the bottle of whiskey.
He nodded at me as if he was happy I was considering the proposition, "A combat teacher, you would be either having 1v1s with the students or team battles." He took a sip of tea before continuing. "The details can be summarized by you using your multiple quirks to get the students In-depth with fighting villains with unique quirks." He finished his explanation with a twinkle in his eye.
I laughed "HAHAHA~!" I soon stopped and levelled an amused expression at Nezu, "You want me to beat the shit out of your Hero wannabes?" I asked with a raised eyebrow and scratched the hair on my chin, with a quizzical look as if I had just solved the greatest mystery.
He merely chuckled at my statement, "In a way, I believe you could put it like that." he said a smirk on his furry face. "Though you would 'Beat the shit' out of them in an educational manner." I laughed and clapped my hands in joy.
Now that's what I am talking about! That sounds fun! And I would get to see all those hot 1A girls… hehe, I'm drooling like Herbert the pervert when he sees Chris Griffin!
"Will I get paid?" I asked with a greedy Expression while rubbing my hands together. Nezu let out a hearty chuckle, "Of course! You will get a monthly paycheck of 2 million yen." he said and took another sip of his inferior Japanese tea.
My eyes showed money signs and I couldn't help but let my grin show teeth. That's bloody 12 thousand pounds! (Give or take.)
I leaned forward and extended a hand for a shake, "I accept your offer." He smiled, set his cup down and put his smaller hand in mine and I shook it with a smile.
Nezu returned the smile, "Welcome to UA's Staff… Mr. Shikage."
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