Good old Morales charm
Aaron continued muttering, borderline delirious, "I was even gonna teach him the shoulder touch. But fucking hell, just whip that thing out and you'll have chicks salivating." A long, dejected sigh, as if his soul was leaving his body. "Fuck, man. Fuck."
Spider-Man of Earth 65
Anime & Comics · MrLarsBar
'Lewd.' The most degenerated parts of his brain called out, a consequences of the horrifying ordeals he went through to gain his place in this world...or his use and abuse of the internet, it might also be both.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Women ☕
'Women.' John raised his cup of coffee.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
That's me, sometimes can't really think of a good reply
His only participation to the discussion were the occasional 'hm' and 'that's crazy.'
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Unless it was a hentai, in that case, she would've struck his third leg.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Now if it was an anime, she would have punched him in the face and made him bleed despite his superior durability.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Now if he was an ordinary fellow, he might've gotten in trouble for stalking the lady and being a nuisance, his harmless prank would have summoned legions of Karens ready to strike him down with their fearsome nagging.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
"Hi there!" He said with a smile that only grew larger when she yelped, getting the attention of the staff and the few clients who gave any care to the outside world.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
That's rough buddy
'Actually, make that thirteen.' He thought, morbidly amused, picking up on the screams of a man who just executed his dear wife for having an affair with his father...in law.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
I can only imagine if a Cockroach is that big
One bee, as big as a wild boar, caught a spectacled monkey that was trying to escape.
So I'm a Snake, Who Cares?
Fantasy · LIQN