Tootles💀
"I am not a pervert," the naked man/dragon/hollow/thing denied as he sidestepped the punch. "I am THE pervert. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Keikaku to ruin, a pussy to find, and mayhem to cause. Tootles."
Rapturous Rhapsody
Anime & Comics · ReadingDangerously
That’s the reason I have difficulty rereading books, I usually remember the plot and that’s like 60-70% of why I read most of them. The other 30-40% is either the characters or lemons.
His only redeeming quality being a keen mind that was used more for remembering the plot of his favorite stories than anything else. But still! That doesn't mean he should end up in hell! Or... does it?
Stuffed into Potter
Book&Literature · KasiCair
How would Dinosaur meat taste? I never had Crocodile which is (I think) the closest thing to them…
Is this like the jjk version of great power, great responsibility? I never watched/read the official thing
You're A Strong Kid, So...Help People.
Jujutsu Kaisen: Immortal
Anime & Comics · Clockwork_055
It’s time for him to ‘Eat’ the Mother of Dragons!
The closest thing this world seemed to possess to my kin were overgrown lizards who were only relatively large and breathed fires of different colours, resembling drakes instead of true dragons, and even they could be felled by a well placed shot to the eye as evident by their stories.
A Song of Grace & Fury
Book&Literature · Bleap
Finally some challenge I say
At the start of the round, Momo immediately conjured her Vibranium Shield, a formidable defense, and held her bo staff in the other hand. Midoriya, aware of her capabilities, activated Full Cowling at 25%, his body crackling with green energy.
I Am Ironman (MHA)
Anime & Comics · Shadow_D_Monarch3
Got this kinda vibe
"I am…" the not interdimensional god paused then changed his accent to sound like Antonio Banderas, "I am Don Ricardo Dominguez Diaz Juan Julio Sanchez. You may call me Don Ricardo to save time, and what am I… I am a great lover of women, slayer of evil, musical genius, and lover of women."
Return of the Krogan
Video Games · JManM
*Sad Gymbro Giratina noises*
"BEGONE THOT!" Dialga, Palkia, and Arceus shouted together, blasting me back through the portal before it even closed.
Return of the Krogan
Video Games · JManM
Sometimes, when she's getting out skilled and pissy, she prays for me to curse some poor guy who probably hasn't left the house in a few years.
A New Sun (Highschool DxD Shinto Demigod SI-OC)
Anime & Comics · Karmic_Wizard
:o So they taste delicious is what I’m getting from this! Big W
It Started With Devils & Artefacts
Anime & Comics · Dragon15681