EmberWyldes

EmberWyldes

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I enjoy reading quite a lot. I heavily dislike incorrect grammar and the misuse of verbs. Warning - I am crazy and strange~

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EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
1 hours ago
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That reminds me of the old joke about a lady who came home from work and discovered her husband bludgeoned to death. The investigators were very puzzled - the murder weapon was clearly unusual, but they couldn’t find any trace of it. “Can you tell us again what happened?” “Well, before I left this morning I put the frozen leg of lamb to roast in the oven. I didn’t see my husband, but he leaves early usually. When I came home, I turned the oven off and went upstairs to change. And lying in the hallway, I found my husband and a strange woman - dead!” “I see. Well, currently we have no further clues, but I could swear the answer was under my nose!” “Another slice of lamb, Detective?”

Though he hadn't found any more traces of the Star Hunter, he had an intuition that the Star Hunter hadn't left, and was even right by his side.

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Urban · The book shortage forced me to write

EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
3 hours ago
Replied to Tetractys

It’s okay l, Qin Lang is still winning lol

EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
3 hours ago
Commented

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(In line at the pier, I met a fellow brother, now we're jumping up and down together!)

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Urban · The book shortage forced me to write

EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
3 hours ago
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"You guys are right." Little Orange casually refocused the camera on Qin Lang's stall. "Welcome to Boss Qin's stall live streaming room, I'm your live stream secretary, Little Orange."

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Urban · The book shortage forced me to write

EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
3 hours ago
Commented

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(Orange, you need to recognise the fact that this is clearly Boss Qin's exclusive stall live streaming room.)

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Urban · The book shortage forced me to write

EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
5 hours ago
Replied to Gamergurl1

The other three are not there, so it’s fine

During the rest period, Qin Lang prepared dinner for himself and the two little ones. As expected, Shen Qian, Zhou Qing, and Li Hong came to mooch off him.

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Urban · The book shortage forced me to write

EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
6 hours ago
Commented

… sleep doesn’t improve bust size, love. There was a chest muscle exercise in the 60s that worked on improving the muscles behind the breast tissue, and that worked a bit, but the main factors will always be diet and genetics. If you’re really desperate to get bigger, you can try pregnancy, or do like the German army and thump a rifle butt into your pecs every day…

"That was my bust-enhancing nap!" The loli patted her flat chest, her face full of regret, "You well-endowed women wouldn't understand!"

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Urban · The book shortage forced me to write

EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
6 hours ago
Replied to Fireheart11234

He could, but remember Spicy can only accelerate 50 minutes max at full power, and he needs that for later…

Qin Lang had already prepared a large pot of crab powder in advance. The gravy seafood for the afternoon needs to be fully flavored, so it's best to wait a bit longer, but the remaining one hundred or so pounds from the morning sale is more than enough for interaction.

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Gourmet Style Beast Taming

Urban · The book shortage forced me to write

EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
7 hours ago
Commented

Fujoshi: it must be love~

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EmberWyldes
EmberWyldes
8 hours ago
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Anyway, I wished Lazuli a good day before I swiftly made my way out of the Gym. Lazuli's fans were a bit too enthusiastic in my opinion and I did not want to risk getting mobbed by them before I was able to leave since dealing with that would be too troublesome. Once I was out, I made my way to one of the most recommended restaurants in the city for lunch following which I entered Utopia to once again commend the battlers and to spend time with my Pokemon. We also celebrated the new Badge after dinner, which we followed up with a special movie night since I felt like watching Terminator for some reason.

Pokemon Alternate Universe Adventures

Pokemon Alternate Universe Adventures

Anime & Comics · Azrail93

  • Getting What You Wish For original

    Getting What You Wish For

    Fantasy ADVENTURE MAGIC

    Seven friends on a gaming weekend summon a demon and begin a dangerous game. The rules are strange, the setting fantastic, and the rewards are what they have always wanted - but the consequences of losing are worse than death. Can these friends stay true to themselves and each other? Will they defeat the cunning demon? What will they gain, and who will they lose? And, most importantly - will they have fun?

    5 Chs 1 sưu tầm

  • Lost Last Life original

    Lost Last Life

    Horror WEAKTOSTRONG

    On the last day of your life, what would you do? Ask out the prettiest girl in school? Rewatch your favourite movie? Take out a loan and spend all your money wildly? But, after the first dozen times or so, these things get boring... So, when Zachariah Kane finds himself stuck constantly restarting the last day of his life, the day the zombie apocalypse happened, he first was terrified. Then he went a little bit crazy. Then he went completely insane. And now he’s just bored to death by the entire thing. This is the story of how he tries to entertain himself at the end of the world. And who knows? Perhaps one day he will live to see ‘tomorrow’? Tags: r18, zombies, horror, apocalypse

    10 Chs 1 sưu tầm

  • Beast Companion original

    Beast Companion

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE REINCARNATION BEAST TAMING

    To contract a Spirit Beast is to shorten your life. To have no contract is to be exiled. This is the reality Mateus faces when he was reborn into a new world. Spirit Beasts are creatures that live off the natural Life Essence that gathers in pockets around the world. Humans contract these beasts using their own lives, in return for the power to fight against the Mutant Beasts. All cities are under constant attack from these dangerous, murderous monsters, and any human without a contract is just dead weight to be discarded. Can Mateus survive in this ruthless world? And what truths will he find?

    30 Chs 35 sưu tầm

  • Pursuit of the Peacock original

    Pursuit of the Peacock

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE MAGIC APOCALYPSE

    What do you do when you discover everything you knew about the world is wrong? How do you cope when science lets you down, technology falls short, and superstitions come to life? What can you do when you find yourself as a novice mage at the start of the apocalypse and there is no user guide? No stop, rewind or start over? Get over it, get a clue and get on with it! Please Note: this book is not a romance, so if that’s what you’re looking for go somewhere else. Expect some gore, experimental magic and biology, and possibly swearing.

    13 Chs 4 sưu tầm