RipperDipper

Einstein Gaylord has lived a very pitiful life. Being named after a super famous physicist and being equally smart along with a horrible last name, led to him being bullied and sabotaged his entire life. Still being a 3rd Year Middle School student despite being 32 years old made his parents lose hope and threw him out of their house. He lived until 40 as a homeless hobo who sleeps on the church, luckily a young nun took him in and they got married after several more years. He managed to prove himself by passing college despite being 45 years old, and also managed to get a job as a pastor, thus his life has finally turned for good. Except that he went to jail because he was thought to be a pedophilic gay priest who touched little kids. His wife knew better and denied to the bitter end but she ended up dying for some reason. So, Einstein Gaylord spent 15 years in jail. 60 years old and tired of life, he has seen it all, from good people who try their best for justice, to the evil people who did their most wicked for their selfish desires. His life has went through hell and back, and he has been suffering for so long. Too bad, his life expectancy was up to 100 years old. So, he became a homeless hobo for 40 more years. The story starts with a 100 year old Einstein Gaylord, an old homeless man who gained the title 'Wise Hobo' from the ones who recognize him.

A slightly altered death for the Hyuga's Genius. Due to foreseen circumstances, Naruto and Hinata were forced to leave his injured body plummeting down to a deep hole created by the Juubi, along with the initial massive attack, fatally injured and alone, Neji dies. But not with giving his last hope to a seal he accidentally found inside the cave. However, unknown to him, this seal was one which allows for the calling of Devils. And, by all chances, in Neji's last dying breath, a girl with an incredibly childish appearance appeared in front of him. "Did you... call for me?"

"Money runs the world, money enslaves everyone, money is this world's greatest power and worst weakenss" Okane Takusano, a man who was raised poorly contrary to his name, abided and considered those words his life motto. He was a person who would eat waste for a million dollars, he was a person who would push his greatest benefactor if another that can net him much more money comes. Worst of all, he wasn't afraid of admitting it. In his 64 years of life, he has always toiled hard for money, if something doesn't benefit him he won't do it. He allowed his sister to be sold to shady people for money, he allowed his parents to bury themselves in debts while he reaped profits alone. He never allowed any woman near him, nor did he plan on marrying others in fear of them taking his money. He felt invincible, as if he was never going lower than where he started. Until now. Okane found himself sinking under the sea. For all that he has amassed, why did he have to die from something completely unnatural? For once, Okane contemplated. Perhaps he was going to rethink his life? Maybe he will value relationships more? No. 'I hate this world' His silent realization was heard. It has found him perfect, a person perfect for his plans. From the brink of death, the one and singular only Yog-Sothot has taken him and brought him to his own domain.