Harry laughed "No can do kid, you're going to have to face your girlfriends, welcome to the ~I have a harem club~ I'll give you a shirt later".
Book&Literature · Kurogano
Alvin smiled slightly. "It's called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone."
Anime & Comics · AsFBlack
Only he would watch them get burned.
Movies · souryourer
The tables, meanwhile, had been charmed to break out into loud, off-key Christmas carols each time someone said the word 'Christmas'. They had enchanted the Christmas trees to applaud whenever anyone mentioned Professor McGonagall, or else to boo and heckle whenever someone mentioned Professor Snape.
Book&Literature · Nebula_Scribe
Allen often makes gray decisions...
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
"Yes, Harry. I choose the red pill."
Book&Literature · athass_prkr
I shook my head. "Whatever. Same difference. Anyways, don't worry about the AA emplacements. Just get me 2 speeders and send my droid."
Games · N3wman
"No… doctor." Peter said fearfully. Harry had asked him to call him a doctor and nothing else.
Others · Fortunate_Soul
Well, on the positive side of things, Buckbeak wouldn't be killed. On the negative, I wondered what hippogriff McNuggets tasted like.
Umbrus Shade, The Incredibly Annoyed Ravenclaw
Book&Literature · OmnipresenceBeing