Agon the Unworthy is just way worse Viseris
With a thoughtful hum, Bartimos acknowledged his son's recollection. "Indeed, my son, you speak true. How ironic it is, isn't it? Viserys himself ascended the throne by virtue of that very law, which preferred males over females. And yet, in this instance, he desires the recognition of every lord, affirming his daughter as his named heir to the iron throne."
TV · Giver_Of_Crabs_165
Sorry to be that guy but morningstar is a spiked mace so no chains there, flail is the ball and chain weapon that is borderline ahistorical at least in the one handed variation, two handed flail were both ubiquitous and dangerous but they were mostly a thing among levies, bandids and peasant rebels as they were a conversion of a agricultural tool
With a sense of urgency, the two warriors made their way towards each other, their weapons gleaming in the sunlight. Ser Criston wielded his mighty morningstar, its spiked ball attached to an iron chain, while Clement brandished his trusty axe, its blade glinting menacingly in the light. This was a battle of "unorthodox" weapons, with each combatant wielding a tool of destruction.
TV · Giver_Of_Crabs_165
just the cleanest plague ogryn
Harley and Ivy had commandeered our kitchen. Harley was singing something happy and off-key as she sat on the counter watching Ivy cook for her. Something something 'Allstar' by the sound of it. Did I want to consider the implications that Shrek existed in this reality? That made 69 lives in a row now. No matter where I went, that damned ogre followed, even when it didn't logically make sense like in less modern worlds. I'd basically given up and decided to consider Shrek a constant of existence at this point.
Anime & Comics · Daddy
He knew it wasn't going well at all. You could take the Uchiha out of the prick, but you could never remove the prick from an Uchiha.
Anime & Comics · 0_Jordinio_0
before or after it was know that he's mister handsy
Fun fact! Did you know that Michael Jackson wanted to compose a Harry Potter musical? He did, but JKR ended up refusing.
Book&Literature · NyanTa
mans's about to get the true top g up in his a hole
"I am much too proud to even consider talking to women who'd degrade themselves in such a way, let alone vie for their attention." Magnus said that and nothing more, for the match had already started.
Book&Literature · SHEOGORATH
smells like napalm is on the menu
"Get the flammenwerfers."
Anime & Comics · arg3nt
it's a edited machine translation also all languages do not have the same amount of vocabulary
In his youth, Illyrio had been a poor, robust assassin. But now, due to neglecting exercise and his significantly changed figure, he had lost the ability to ride a horse. He had traveled a great distance by carriage to Andalos, feeling as if his buttocks were going to be crushed.
Book&Literature · Read_and_Chill
well yes but the andals were the small fish of essos ocean so they moved to the pond of westeros.
Thrilled that he no longer needed to speak in the obscure Westerosi Common Tongue.
Book&Literature · Read_and_Chill
yep
The traditional naval strength of the Greenstone fleet was even comparable to the royal fleet and the Iron Fleet of the Iron Islands.
Book&Literature · Read_and_Chill
Google romanticism, words can have more than one meening
Being at the innocent and romantic age where she loved stories and daydreaming, she also had some expectations for the future. However, she was not yet aware of her father's death. The name Rhaenys seemed cursed, and her fate was not much better than that of the young queen two centuries ago, leaving little room for sympathy.
Book&Literature · Read_and_Chill
i would argue that his biggest mistake is creating a new capital instead of taking old town and making it the capital while I get that it is far from Dragonstone but the amount of soft power there is insane
Dorne is not special in my eyes, they got lucky killing a dragon or they would already be conquered. Hell, even the first Daeron took Dorne without dragons and the only reason he lost it is because of the Lords he trusted to keep the order failed in their duties. Damn, Tyrell lusting after some Dornish pussy fucking over the Young Dragon...
Book&Literature · Pretending_Author
blackfires were result of dance, as Daemon probably wouldn't have been favored if he had failed to bond a dragon, even if he did Targaryens would probably had way more dragons, honestly after the extinction of dragons downfall of Targaryens was inevitable
I am not trying to tempt the Gods to start a Dance of the Dragons.
Book&Literature · Pretending_Author
well hera didn't bang anyone else
I felt like shit having to inform her that her Husband is banging someone less than half her age. I can tell it hurt her more than anger her as of now but I am sure that sadness will turn to rage eventually. Even after they have become distant as of late because of the birthing incident I doubt she ever thought he would do this. It should have been obvious though, in my opinion at least, he is a King and there are few Kings who are not lustful.
Book&Literature · Pretending_Author
this is either aka6 or magnetus, not sure since they have very similar art style
Name: Roxana Keller(15) [Image] →
Fantasy · Ero_Hacker
that's the popular depiction but if you think about it jousting would be probably banned if at the the end 1/4 of the participants would walk out with crippling back injuries, jousting was pretty much the most dangerous widespread competitive sport with a all volunteer participation
[Yo fair warning I had to research how jousts actually work, like points and stuff and it is confusing, to be honest. I think I got it well enough but lord of mercy is it kind of dumb, I didn't even know the point is to break the lance. I thought the point was for someone's ass to land on the ground and that's how you won...]
Book&Literature · Pretending_Author
this is a stolen work, original name is Sunrise and it's finished
ch 70 GOT : Chapter 70
GOT: Reborn as a Martell
Book&Literature · MoonLight18