Poor hawk, he was only a week away from retirement.
"When we get back to the sect, we will have to pay that damnable bird a visit… I think grilled shadow hawk would taste great; we can even get Zhi Ruo to prepare it for us!" Not minding Qing Yi's behaviour, Xuan Hao instead focused on the culprit of their situation, already having an idea about how to deal with the bird when they returned.
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Eastern · PurpleSpring
RIP, I genuinely feel bad for them.
Ermos wasn't proud of where he'd ended up. With his sword drawn, he dug into the Giant King's foreskin and held on for dear life.
Wait, you're dead already?
Fantasy · Nick_Alderson
Rip giants, they seemd like fun fellows.
Time for some Edgar Allen Poe and skeletons in the wall :p
The candlelight shone on the brick walls as he made his way down with it. He paid more attention to them now and decreed that there was definitely something odd about them. The mortar had almost entirely worn itself away. Perhaps that could have been put down to the dampness of the air… but with Pash's eye now caught, even the very stones themselves seemed far too old to match with the age of the cottage. They looked half a century old at least, from the way they were weathered.
Wait, you're dead already?
Fantasy · Nick_Alderson
It was for that reason that Pash found himself somewhat liking Harkin. He was a harsh man, for sure, with a foul-mouth, always quick to swear and swing his fist, but at least he was equally harsh with everyone, just as he was with Ermos and Pash. In his eyes, they were all equally useless.
Wait, you're dead already?
Fantasy · Nick_Alderson
Nooooooooo
"Do you know that the divine remedy that you're looking for is actually a fake and is nothing but a bait for you to be hooked into?" Xue Qianxue giggled softly.
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Eastern · Avidfan
No, just a funny beard.
"I'm not her master anymore. I'm no longer the Ji Yuan that was known to her. I have lost my beautiful beard now. I am now Yuan Ji…"
The Romantic Cultivator
Eastern · Avidfan
Poor man, lost his beard. I hope one day he regains it. 🙏
Truly the deadliest beast.
Seeing the large pair of ears and small paws, Xuan Hao realized something. The small white demon beast was clearly a rabbit.
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Eastern · PurpleSpring