lol
"Ohh, Xandar, apparently the Northerners have beaten us to it; who knew cold asses would have a view to trade" Aerys commented, scoffing and earning a disapproving look from Tywin. "Tell them their request is denied; let them pay their taxes just like everyone else," Aerys told Tywin, who nodded.
TV · Marcia_05
lol
White Zetsu walked in with strange steps, "Ah, Madara-sama, you're awake, do you want to poop together?"
Anime & Comics · DZeref887
Technically, that’s not a lie
"Yes ma, i'm okay I just got held up in the office" a lie by omission but what she doesn't know won't hurt her "plus i'm only a a few minutes away, I will be home soon."
Anime & Comics · DrGrimly
"And what's going on with this time and space ninjutsu? Their army moved directly to the sky above the village!"
Anime & Comics · DZeref887
Lol
June 6th, sunny. Mom and dad argued again. Dad's couch-sleeping count: +1
Anime & Comics · AngelicTL
Mom pulled Ginny closer to Ron and me. "Isn't she the cutest girl in the world?" And it was at that moment that while I was looking at our sister without realizing it, I blurted out "cute." There was a temporary silence until both Bill, Charlie and Papa said in unison "HE CAN SPEAK!" Yes, everyone was taken aback by my first words, even mom's jaw almost dropped when she heard the first sign of life of her son.
Book&Literature · Emanuel_Alegre
"No, Ron I didn't receive any punishment," said Harry
Movies · lucifer_112
Sugar by Maroon 5 for the wedding
[No problem, I'd prefer weddings or 15th birthdays, I'll just need some time to write a song for that and I'll send it to you so you can get the copyright, okay?]
Fantasy · NunuXD
Lol
The next morning she woke up feeling refreshed and a little different, like she had forgotten something.
Anime & Comics · Daoist_KittyKat
"Is that dissatisfaction I heard, Master?" She said with a dangerously sharp tone.
Anime & Comics · Daoist_KittyKat
Emmett slowly raised his arms and legs as he got closer, "Space Control this is E-Man over. We have a situation up here, my party is trapped in deep space and Donald duck is telling me to follow my nose, what should I do?"
Movies · Flaming_Lines
Lol
Her usual breakfast consisted of two fried eggs and a slice of toast, and her favorite coffee was a latte. She had a habit of drinking a small glass of whisky before sleeping at night.
Anime & Comics · XElenea
Lol
"Argh... why do I feel regret after wanking? I need to stop watching furry stuff. That Ankha video was a rabbit hole I should have never entered. I gotta find a new hobby in this lockdown. Maybe smut on webnovel? But Gore and Bdsm seem interesting…"
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
lol
"If only your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, I could come for a visit you between the holidays..." Keanu said as he stroked Alice's hand with his baby.
Movies · outsidr
lol
"I'm not handicapped, I'm injured, you robin hood wannabe!" That drew a fake shocked gasp from Clint. "You dare! I'll have you know that I kill flying grey aliens. I'm not a thief. And you're one to talk mister Terminator. You had Arnold's facial expression and now you got his body size. You should have told me 'I'll be back'. That'd have saved me the worry."
Movies · Calm_Wanderer
Lol
I'System did she just shit on me' {Pffttt haaahaaaahaaaaaahaaaa Host I love you I swear your life is comedy}
Anime & Comics · dog_2037
"I am extremely happy to have you as my brother. I've been thinking about this a lot lately and without you, I don't think my life really would have a purpose... and I know I don't say it but I have and always will be proud of you. So do whatever that makes you happy and if it doesn't work out, you'll always have me to lean on."
Marvel: I am Sukuna
Anime & Comics · Andrew_Basnet