liam Payne died today by falling of from a hotel. i should die not him in a gas chamber filled with sweet smelling deadly gas
"Sigh, I'm such a wastrel. I might as well just kill myself."
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog
fucking chinese and their greed to eat every fucking thing is making me vomit 🤢. meaty paw? would you prefer bony paw? do you look at a human child and tell their mom their meaty hands looks nice? fucking chinese
Matcha stared expectantly at the piece of snow slowly descending from the sky. He reached his meaty paw forward as the snow descended onto it. Immediately, he was overwhelmed with an inexplicable joy and excitement.
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog
stop mentioning disgusting dogs and puppies, kittens are cuter than puppies call it what it is kitten look say it with me puss in boots looks
Dust Ball slid Zhao Yao a puppy-dog look with anticipation pouring out of her eyes, "Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! Can I please go out and play in the snow?"
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog
excuse me what? meaty paws? you bloody chinese don't even spare cats it's bad enough youtube has entire cat roast video you have to bring that fact here too?
Zhao Yao opened his eyes only to see the entire gang of supercats, Matcha, Elizabeth, Mango, Roly Poly, Dust Ball and Lightning gathered by the windowsill with their eyes gaping excitedly outside. Mango would even knock against the window with his meaty paws as if he was grabbing on to something.
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog
everybody knows crucification and the piece of shit named Jesus
say kitten not d o g . puppies and d o g s are disgusting. kittens are better than disgusting p u p p i e s
Two weeks later, Matcha was hiding in the corner of the room with his eyes glued to Ares. Suddenly, his lips curled into an evil grin as he pranced towards the sofa before jumping onto Zhao Yao's lap. Matcha put on his most convincing puppy-dog look before reporting, "Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! Ares was the one who secretly drank the water from your cup!"
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog
Stop lying they just went into the extradimensional belly they didn't shit on you or near you
"Oh, the white cat over there is Roly Poly. I decided to dye his fur white." Zhao Yao slid the five cats a condescending glare before responding to Nanako's question, "The five of them came to my bed last night and started to shit all over it. Hence, they will be crucified for the next three days as punishment."
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog
yes I am tired kill me
"Are you … tired of living?"
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog
fucking translator instead of dust ball put the name Roly poly and instead of a minute wrote an hour
On Roly Poly's end, she detected another presence inching towards her as a shadow loomed over. She didn't even bother to turn her head and offered, "Ten for an hour, five hundred for half an hour, and two thousand for the entire night."
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog
you disgusting perverted translator don't bring your perverted gay top bottom shit here
"I really wish you could see me now," Zhao Xue held onto Zhao Yao's hand, "Your sister had become a true man. No matter the top or bottom, I've fully became a man."
When Cats Own Superpower
Urban · Bear Wolf Dog