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And if one of those trade routes happens to be an archipelago filled black girls of well documented beauty who worship sex… well I might just find a religion in this world I can fully sink my faith into. Thrust myself deeply into the warm embrace of piety. I am, after all, a devout man simply looking for the tight fit - I mean right fit. No… I meant tight fit.
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
Helga served as a fine steward for Rockhall, and over the last three years she'd been a godsend for breaking the salt wives I took from the third great raid into obedient little deer like Ysolt. I almost loved her for it, and promised to see her children provided for over those of the other Salt Wives. Of the two daughters she brought into our union, the older, Astrid, already joined my stable of Salt Wives and was the first woman to birth me multiples, twin boys in 274, and a little girl this year. These children too, I would reward for the service of their grandmother. I'm multigenerational with my generosity like that.
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
'I want to carry you!' Tiamat sent her toughts in the common tongue; if a dragon could look like it was pouting, then it probably looked like this.
Harry's Multiversal Journey
Book&Literature · SenseiCaffeine
need a floating castle !!!!!!
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Harry's Multiversal Journey
Book&Literature · SenseiCaffeine
The words of a muggle song of a muggle singing group, of which she was a secret fan, echoed through her mind. 'Another one bites the dust'.
Harry Potter: The Witty Wizard
Movies · Miguelho
"On the first of September we, of course, boarded the Express back to Hogwarts. We had our usual visit from Malfunction Malfoy and his two human bookends looking to make trouble before we even left the metropolitan area of Greater London. Then we settled back to relax for the rest of the journey.
Harry Potter: The Witty Wizard
Movies · Miguelho
"On the first of September we, of course, boarded the Express back to Hogwarts. We had our usual visit from Malfunction Malfoy and his two human bookends looking to make trouble before we even left the metropolitan area of Greater London. Then we settled back to relax for the rest of the journey.
Harry Potter: The Witty Wizard
Movies · Miguelho
"A b-bird! A fucking bird just shit on me, argh!"
The Warg Lord (SI)(GOT)(ASOIAF)
Book&Literature · LazyWizard
"A b-bird! A fucking bird just shit on me, argh!"
The Warg Lord (SI)(GOT)(ASOIAF)
Book&Literature · LazyWizard
"Well, since we've finished here, I think it's time for us to get going. We've been away for quite some time, don't you agree?" I asked a few minutes after she had finished her meal. Dacey nodded, and quickly got herself ready. We didn't set off immediately but waited about 30 minutes, as I had to check whether I had forgotten anything when packing. Once sure that I had left nothing behind, we decided to return by a slightly different route than the one we had come by. I wanted to see other places, and we couldn't get lost anyway, as I had birds to assist us and Tuna to cover us in case of anything.
Dragon from Winterfell
Book&Literature · Arcane_Eso
The Gryffindors were all startled, even the Weasley twins looked impressed. How was it that a Slytherin could handle pain so well, while Draco Malfoy would wail for hours over a scratched finger? Madam Pomfrey had tried to kick Malfoy out of the hospital wing more than once.
Hogwarts' John Wick
Book&Literature · Dragonel23
Neville was struggling with his red Remembrall again, so John had to remind him that he'd better change his pants for the spells class, after all, this wasn't a pajama party.
Hogwarts' John Wick
Book&Literature · Dragonel23
"You're one ugly motherfucker and you reek of filth." Morty said looking at him and the boy frowned and snorted while grinding his teeth in anger.
I am Morty Sanchez
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
Morty then headed to his room and removed all the things that were distracting like the posters and other items that old Morty had. He recognized his room by simply imagining it distorting the space and expanding it making the inside bigger than outside.
I am Morty Sanchez
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
why is this goblin in this place??!!
As her story came to an end, the faces of both Light and Dark families were pale. They couldn't believe what they were hearing. As she finished, a short goblin in a pink dress stood up and shouted at Amelia, "LIES! THESE ARE ALL LIES! THERE IS NO WAY THE DARK LORD LIVES. HE DIED YEARS AGO!"
Reincarnated In HP world with Power of Destruction
Book&Literature · Agwinz
"Мисля, че може да са имали твърде много бира ..."
The last mage of Krypton
Fantasy · dark_elf_God
"I got to talking to Tom at the Leaky Cauldron and several of the recent graduates from Hogwarts at the Hog's Head… as well as Aberforth Dumbledore. He's really cool, you know. He's the Headmaster's brother." He stated with a mischievous grin. "According to them, the other Houses have Heads to protect them but apparently Deputy Headmistress McGonogall spends so much effort trying not to be biased in favor of Gryffindor that she actually ends up being biased against her own house."
The last mage of Krypton
Fantasy · dark_elf_God
"I got to talking to Tom at the Leaky Cauldron and several of the recent graduates from Hogwarts at the Hog's Head… as well as Aberforth Dumbledore. He's really cool, you know. He's the Headmaster's brother." He stated with a mischievous grin. "According to them, the other Houses have Heads to protect them but apparently Deputy Headmistress McGonogall spends so much effort trying not to be biased in favor of Gryffindor that she actually ends up being biased against her own house."
The last mage of Krypton
Fantasy · dark_elf_God
The platform beyond the magical portal was rather empty, which didn't surprise Harry as there was over an hour to go before the train departed. Checking that his blond wig covered his hair (and the fringe shielded both his scar and eyes from casual glances), Harry made his way confidently across the platform to where several men were doing something to the train engine which involved some wand waving. As he made his way to them, he glanced up at the sign hanging over the platform, one that had the number of the platform in a white circle while the legend Hogwarts Express was just below, painted in gold against a red background.
The last mage of Krypton
Fantasy · dark_elf_God
And if one of those trade routes happens to be an archipelago filled black girls of well documented beauty who worship sex… well I might just find a religion in this world I can fully sink my faith into. Thrust myself deeply into the warm embrace of piety. I am, after all, a devout man simply looking for the tight fit - I mean right fit. No… I meant tight fit.
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM